Theory of Orange
Don't forget your bucket.

Female
32 years old
Yonkers, New York
United States



Last Login: 3/30/2009
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MusicBrave Combo, Joni Mitchell, Elvis Costello, Jenny Owen Youngs, my dad singing "I feel pretty"
MoviesHal Hartley, Wong Kar Wei, Miranda July, etc.
BooksIf you'd like my book, Theory of Orange, to be your favorite book step one is to buy a copy. You can find it at www.spdbooks.org or from the box of books under my bed.
Groups: CAMP SWEENEY!Camp Sweeney Alums of the 90'sPlano Senior High Grads - Go Cats!Queer ColbyBrave Combo Best Band Ever

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     Theory of Orange's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:Dallas, Texas
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:double knotter and dog walker

   Theory of Orange's Schools
Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
 

2001 to 2003
Colby College
Waterville, MAINE
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Clubs: The Bridge Colby Improv
 

1995 to 1999
Plano Sr H S
Plano, TEXAS
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 1995



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About me:
Rachel M. Simon writes:"One can live for years not knowing te teaspoon is inaccurate." And she's right. Her book is filled with a kind of knowledge for the 21st-century: slippage, tilt and veil. But despite Simon's keen observations of the inaccurate (and by extension the painfully accurate), there is something luminous, somethign comforting in the gargantuan heart and consoling mind behind them. It's as if she's saying, "Yes, it's strange and it hurts, but let's do it together." -Ross Gay


"Sometimes in floods, sometimes in careful ministrations, Theory of Orange salvages for us consolations where it can, in the humor of mock-authority and in the humility of grief and hope. In a language that ranges from the securities of instruction and structural regularity to plaint and improvisation, where the nightmarish vies with slapstick, Rachel Simon's poetry springs from a truly charitable spirit of revelation." --Dean Young


"In Theory of Orange, Rachel Simon aims her clear-eyed gaze at life’s odd, irresolvable circumstances and “tells it slant.” Simon’s poems sparkle with freshness, verve, and above all, humanity. Understated wit, wry intelligence, and honed language are hallmarks of this decidedly original first collection." --Joan Larkin


"Improvisation" is a quintessential Poem of Our Moment: fast moving and declarative, wobbling on the balance beam between associative and dissociative, somewhat absurdist, and, indeed, cerebral. Much talent and skill are evident in it's making, in its pacing and management of gaps, the hints and sound bites which keep the reader reaching forward for the lynchpin of coherence. One admirable aspect of the poem is the way it seems capable of incorporating anything... even as the poem implies a world without sequence, the poem itself has no consequence, no center of gravity, no body, no assertion of emotional value.

Poems like "Improvisation" showcase personality in the persona of their chatty, free-associating, nutty smart narrators. It is a self that does not stand still, that implies a kind of spectral, anxious insubstantiality. ... Speed, wit, and absurdity are its attractive qualities. --Tony Hoagland in POETRY


Rachel
Who I'd like to meet:
Carl Finch, a full time job

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The Kimbo Band





Jan 3 2009 10:00 PM

Happy New Year Rach!
I love ya and miss ya!
Have you seen L's baby yet? Gosh, I wish I was still in touch with you both!
Ignacio





Dec 16 2008 4:11 AM

hey! i don't know if you remember me but i took a summer workshop with you in 2006. i had a really good experience and i was wondering if you remember that poem you had act us out. Something about Sally, it had a southern/bluesy feel to it. I've been trying to find that poem ever since, it was one of my favorites. Let me know if you do!

Thanks for being awesome,
Chloe

PS.
Where can I buy your poetry?
Sincerely, Boo Radley





Aug 23 2008 3:44 AM

Awesome workshop. I had a great time :) Love that dog too.
Thank you
ocean





Aug 11 2008 3:42 PM

oh, those gottis, they're always the talk of the town. i hadn't heard that tidbit, though. i haven't spent a thanksgiving in oyster gay in a long time & don't plan to, but ya never know.
why are you going to be there?
Wade





Jun 17 2008 9:16 PM

Hey Rachel what's going on old friend?
oh oh oh, daniel





May 3 2008 12:40 AM

yeah. send em my email. why on earth are they moving to irvine? i hope they have a good reason. it is pretty much plano without people who throw pickles into other people's cars.
Joel





Mar 19 2008 8:24 PM

You're on.
Wade





Jan 29 2008 2:40 PM

Hey Rachel
The Kimbo Band





Jan 2 2008 12:39 AM

Happy New Year Rach!

smooch, smooch, hug, hug.

Kimbo
Polka Freak Out





Dec 21 2007 12:20 AM

Come. Freak with us.
PFO: Bubba Hernandez with Alex Meixner
Bubba Hernandez





Dec 7 2007 2:25 AM

Thanks. We're freakin hard.
bH
Adam





Dec 3 2007 4:58 AM


I Tripped Over The Ottoman Lyrics..
Bubba Hernandez y Los Super Vatos





Nov 18 2007 6:55 PM

No chillando..uh no eh-whining.
My father partied with me up until 2 weeks before his passing at the age of 90 1/2. He woke up consistently a 8am.
Now I gots to go rehearse with my band with whom I've never played with before in this setting. The things people wrangle me to do....God bless 'em. bH
Colleen





Nov 6 2007 2:45 AM

"Apparently" Nicole and Karen have been relentless in arranging a get together. I think it's time to intervene and show them how to get it done!! What do you think?
The Kimbo Band





Oct 25 2007 11:57 PM

Were you low? I have crappy dreams when I'm low.
I apparently screamed at Patrick the other night when I was low. I don't remember doing it...I remember enjoying the oreos and milk but not screaming.
The Kimbo Band





Oct 24 2007 4:45 PM

Had a dream with you in it last night. A whole group of us were going to Katahanjis (I know I spelled that wrong).
Wade





Oct 8 2007 4:02 PM

Hey Rachel what's going on old friend
Colleen





Oct 6 2007 2:47 PM

I'm sorry but what the hell were all those bugs in Cleveland last night. I read the word Hitchcockian to describe it but I have my own word for it......bullshit. Complete bullshit!
Adam





Sep 27 2007 5:24 AM

You have married as your status and you aren't married yet. That's cheating and bad luck.

Why not drive your car through a window factory you karma serial killer?
Mary





Sep 6 2007 2:12 PM

You, too, lady. I really love your work. When I first left Texas, it was all I could write (terribly) about, so I have really written very little about Big D in the past seven or eight years. Dallas figured into a long piece that spans multiple cities and decades, so it's not so much evocative of place as it is more of a scene label. You've certainly given me something to think about, though, especially as I find myself wierdly nostalgic for my little square of suburb with its pokey grass and its overheated cars. . . maybe I'll write some stuff & send it to you. . . :)
Sarah





Aug 31 2007 10:52 PM

Oh thank you so much for coming last night despite your sleepy head. Means a lot (and I know I don't live nearby). Peace, dear one. I will miss you!
Patrick Rosal





Aug 22 2007 4:24 PM

yesterday: (leisurely) morning bike ride; replaced flat (car) tire on congress; juanita's tacos around the corner for lunch; tennis at st. ed's; swim at barton springs; dinner at chez nous (wow); a walk about 6th st. (i know, but it was pleasant to be with friends from eugene who have been city-deprived for a couple years.)
Wade





Aug 19 2007 8:07 PM

Hey there Rachel I remember the good old days back at Camp Sweeney!
Sarah





Aug 19 2007 1:07 AM

I remember you standing up to read some poems in an art gallery and thinking, "MAN she has a nice ass!"
ocean





Aug 18 2007 7:06 PM

i remember all those delicious potatoes. & your snarky wit.
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