I will now shamelessly promote my band/project/installation/whatever. Oh please earth people, buy my products/services. Or I will have to get extra on that area. I have eight you know?
WE HAVE PASSED THE SELECTION FOR A CONTEST THAT WILL BRIN 9 BANDS TO PLAY AT GODS OF METAL.FOR MORE INFOS GO TO OUR WEB-PAGE ON MY SPACE. If you wanna LAPSUS on Gods of Metal stage click on the link below and send a commet (you must be a friend of Gods before) with the LAPSUS name Thanx to all!
Myspace should be abused by experimental types so that when Rupert Murdock sees your page, he'll say if this is the future than bring back the dictophone!
Prophecy of 7/17/06 entitled-
The Nano-Technological Oshkosh Advertising Scheme of 2074
In the year 2074 Oshkosh shall unleash a new line of overalls that contain built in computerized acupuncture contraptions to stimulate key areas of the nervous system throughout the wearers busy day. These overalls shall become one of the most desirable pieces of clothing in the world, especially amongst gangsta disco/metal rappers. Commercial spokesmen for these new overalls, or Ac-U-Alls, will include huge celebrities such as Joey Buttafuoco the Third, Samuel M. Jackson, and Snoop Hogg, making the clothing line fly off the shelves like an interstellar Floglorp on rotten egg nog. What consumers will not realize is that the purpose of the computerized acupuncture technology within the overalls will not be to energize the body with the wonders of ancient Asian medicine as advertised, but in fact the tiny pin pricks only purpose shall be to inject microscopic nano-technological advertising technology into the bloodstream. These tiny devices shall then travel through the bloodstream and into the brain, where they will latch themselves onto key areas of the cerebral cortex causing people to dream about Oshkosh products each and every night. Various other multi-national corporations shall attempt to cash in on this highly effective advertising scheme until the year 2075, when the technology is outlawed by World President Manson due to a massive outbreak of psychotic episodes linked to the brain warping marketing equipment. Take heed of these words that I hath spoketh onto thee, for they concern the future of advertising!!!
