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The Oyster Club
Female / Musical / Other
"comedy for lovely & adventurous types"

Male
39 years old
Melbourne ,
Australia



Last Login: 8/22/2008
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   The Oyster Club's Comedian Bio
Bioborn- 12/10/06 (still learning basic motor skills)
Influencesthe 60's and girly limp wrist whimsy humour, that scence is taking over the english comedy scene like a fungus. I am an australian extension of in joke niche prog humour.
MembersMUSCULAR FOOT TIME! Asher Treleaven, Ali McGregor, Kate McLenan, lawrence Leung, Andrew McClelland, Claire Hooper, Bec Hill, The Bedroom Philosopher, Geraldine Quinn, Wilson Dixon, Oliver Clarke, Frank Woodley, Tripod, Sista She,

    The Oyster Club's Interests
Generalwhimsy, books, bad films, dancing, nature, science fiction, animals, nick cave, david bowie, girls, boys, the funny the good funny. (this is likely to change at any time)
Musicdavid bowie, the smiths, metric, the knife, the pogues, the specials, kenny loggins, harold faltermyer, nouvelle vague band, kate bush, meatloaf, boards of canada, visage and more, even. .. width="425" height="350">..>
Moviesfear and loathing, funny bones, the tramp, brasil, videodrome, mulholland drive, naked lunch, mon uncle, the general, the goonies, life is beautiful and through the looking glass
Televisioni LIKE TELE NOVELLAS
Bookson becoming a man, Britt Ecklands guide to sensual beauty, pagan love, fabulous beast, how to dress your man, yoga for men, elizabeth taylor autobio 5, Gary glitter annual 75, The Poetry Of john laws, playboys captive, meat for men.
Heroesali mcgregor, lawrence leung, andrew mcclelland, bec hill, adam hills, dave callan, die roten punkte, kate mclennan, charlie pickering,josie long, robin ince, natalie haynes, danielle ward, johnny candon, chris neil, gary le strange, martin white, stewart lee, howard read, steven merchant, rob newman, mathew crosby, shaun mcallif, stephen k amos, lizzie roper and we all think all of us are heroes for our own reasons YOU ARE A HEROES!
Groups: Couch Surfing InternationaleMal Walden Appreciation and Honour Society

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     The Oyster Club's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Melbourne
Body type:0' 4"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Mollusc


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Self Defence Against A Man With a Paper Bag
Self Defence Against A Man With a Paper Bag rating
 

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   The Oyster Club's Blurbs
About me:
I am a small mollusc that grows a craggy grey exterior to protect me from the treachorous sea. I am an aquired taste with a metallic salty flavour that is loved by some and detested by others. I am at the head of the mollusc family in terms of respect and status. The only other shellfish that is really on a par with me is the fat headed idiot Abalone, with its meaty body and stupid little eyes. Its hardly a challenger. I am special, I can make pearls with the right disease, can a big abalone do that. doubt it. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Who I'd like to meet:
James Hutton the original Oyster club entrepeneaur, an adventurer and a fine geologist. Anyone in the Melbourne area who is a little bored with the live comedy scene and wants to be part of something a little different. We believe that comedy is like music. One doesnt just go out to listen to 'music' one goes out to listen to specific music, so why cant it be the same of comedy? The Oyster club is a place for the more peculiar and outsider commediens to strut their stuff. We are passionate about what we do and think that comedy can be a bit of a hotbed of invention. Also i want to meet that bitch ass Walrus and God Damn Carpentar, Ive got a little irish man who will smash your faces in! The Jonny Candonator!

   The Oyster Club's Friend Space (Top 12)
The Oyster Club has 379 friends.
 Asher Treleaven 


 Ali McGregor 


 Andrew McClelland. A Man for All Seasons. 


 Lawrence Leung, Gentleman Comedian 


 Tripod 


 Sammy J 


 kate Mclennan 


 Aaahhh! Real Bec!™ 


 The Bedroom Philosopher 


 Die Roten Punkte 


 Wes Snelling 


 Steve Zissou 





The Oyster Club's Friends Comments
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Carnival Cinema





Jun 26 2008 12:08 PM

Kimba Jazz





Jun 21 2008 2:14 PM

swingin' launch
The Birdmann





Feb 16 2008 11:43 AM

Birdmann will miss your club yet again...damn! Though see you round fest time. Go, The Birdmann
Tim





Nov 1 2007 1:13 AM

Great first show and my first time at the venue. Next time I'll come with some money so I can actually buy a drink!
Marios





Aug 7 2007 2:38 PM

Hi, I trust all is well with you and enjoy some more of life's fantastic experiences!

I have uploaded yet another video of walking barefoot on broken glass, I want to know if you're interested in seeing the next one that will have no dubbed sound so you can hear the glass breaking, also if you are, I will have a free online video set teaching you how to prepare and do this, how it can help you remove emotional obsticals.

Can you guess who’s feet these are?
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=15188427

Here’s the first video if you have not seen it yet:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=13892301
Evie E.





Jun 20 2007 1:43 PM

Well hello...

Just wanted to inform you that I love the new Oyster Club logo you have there, and to thank you very much for such a wonderful cardigan party.

However, in reference to katrina's comment below, I am devestated beyond (these) words that there was such an insufficient amount of corpses roaming the spanish club on Wednesday night.

For shame.


Viva you, and viva dead grandparents.
To some extent...

The sincerest of sincerities,
Eve
Amber





Jun 15 2007 6:47 PM

Thanks for a FANTASTIC Wednesday night!
I had fun!
love to you all@
Ambs
Katrina





Jun 10 2007 8:28 AM

All my grandparents are dead, rendering me a grandchild orphan. Does that mean I would have to dress up as a corpse to get in cheaper on Wednesday night?????
Nightlife aka Gavin





Jun 7 2007 1:08 AM

LOL No I was referring to being able to make at least the last half of Pauls birthday gig around the corner.
Ally-Syn





May 16 2007 2:10 PM

A thankfull add for a pleasent request.
XX
Ally to the Synnnnnnnnnnnn
Ash





May 9 2007 10:40 AM

cheers for the add..
kate Mclennan





Apr 29 2007 5:17 AM

Hello - what fabulous people are performing on the 6th?
Mary T...?





Apr 25 2007 8:26 AM

hey! my name is Marty and i am a comedian... i would very much like it if i could perform comedian like things at your venue, i have been once, and my friends bec hill, and andrew mcclelland, both have performed there.

if there is any room for little old me it would be lovely!

regards!
Marty.
Paul Verhoeven is... a modern day enthusiast.





Feb 19 2007 12:47 PM

i want you inside me.
damo





Feb 17 2007 3:59 PM

Oh Yeah,

Its Oyster time!!
Poco





Feb 15 2007 11:29 AM

Ohhhh, man! LOVEY LOVEY LOOMBAH!!!
(means I love you)

Cheers for the addige.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
xKIDNEYx





Feb 14 2007 12:00 PM

hoorah!
kate Mclennan





Feb 2 2007 2:27 AM

Hello there - just wondering what other little moluscssss were performing on Sunday?
Tom Ward


Is Online


Jan 27 2007 8:42 AM

This room sounds fresh, filled with pearls of comedy and rinsed of anything fishy, like dirtiness or puns.
Lou Pardi





Jan 15 2007 1:02 PM

oh yes, you are fantastic!

grow and flourish little oyster!

x
*





Jan 3 2007 10:43 AM

Hello. My messaging doesn't work so I have to make my request in this very public forum.
I'd like to do some stuff in your club? When can I jump up on stage?
Thank you very much Mr Oyster.
Frankie Valentine





Dec 4 2006 4:55 AM

mosying down brunswick st hey? that is very likely....you might be hard to recognise without the walrus outfit though so please forgive me for not saying hi....hi
Geraldine Quinn





Nov 27 2006 3:32 AM

Ahhhh thank fug I bought a 2007 diary already, so for to write in when Oyster Club pops out of the vadge of creative thinking and stuff.
Andrew McClelland. A Man for All Seasons.





Oct 26 2006 7:40 AM

It sinply cannot be denied. This is an exciting development. Viva la these things!
Martin White





Oct 21 2006 9:34 AM

A wager!
Matthew Crosby





Oct 14 2006 5:45 PM

Yeah. I run a club in Whitstable which has an oyster festival.
lizzie





Oct 13 2006 9:46 AM

I can smell you! MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
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