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Paper Machetes
Indie / Garage / Post punk

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Paper Machetes: General Info

Member Since	8/14/2006
Band Website	n/a
Band Members	Dan Whiteley, Jacob Theobald, Jerry Green
Influences	Big Star, Alcohol, Husker Du...
Sounds Like	trebly basement booze jangle
Record Label	Non-existent

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About Paper Machetes

A pop singer (Dan Whiteley) has been receiving threatening notes, and her manager (Jacob Theobald) hires a bodyguard known for his good work (Jerry Green). The bodyguard ruffles the singer's feathers and most of her entourage by tightening security more than they feel is necessary. The bodyguard is haunted by the fact that he was on Reagan's secret service staff but wasn't there to prevent the attack by Hinckley. Eventually the bodyguard and the singer start an affair, and she begins to believe his precautions are necessary when the stalker strikes close to home.

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Get Net Friends	Apr 26 2009 12:37 PM The beta test for our new social networking site has started! Get Net Friends
Midwest Kid	Mar 4 2009 12:21 AM
Ashlee	Nov 15 2008 9:27 AM COME BACK
Coltrane	Sep 24 2008 5:53 AM Mr. Whiteley needs to listen to http://artforspastics. blogspot. com/
Spooktober	Aug 25 2008 7:31 PM
Aquabear Legion	Aug 21 2008 2:37 AM
Wheels On Fire	Jul 5 2008 9:20 PM
The Donnybrooks	Jun 29 2008 4:19 PM
Sam	Jun 25 2008 2:44 PM you guys aren't dead, i saw jacob and dan on friday. maybe jerry is? nice try ticksters.
Spooktober	Jun 16 2008 9:12 PM farewell you sweet, dead-ass princes.
Wheels On Fire	Jun 14 2008 4:44 PM ..
Spooktober	Jun 10 2008 8:34 PM
ReUse Industries	May 22 2008 3:45 AM
allie	May 15 2008 3:44 AM GET MORE AT ManBabies. com!
allie	Apr 27 2008 12:26 AM well?
In The Garage	Apr 17 2008 6:49 PM
BLACKOUTFEST	Apr 15 2008 6:55 AM Blackoutfest 08 schedule Thursday 1am- Preacher’s Kids 12am- Psychedelic Horseshit 11pm- Wheels on Fire 10:15pm- Grafton 9:30pm- Pink Reason 8:45pm- Dragline Bros. 8pm- Never Evers 7:15- Casual Future 6:30- Spooktober 6p- Mishka Shubaly Friday 1am - This Moment In Black History 12am - Greg Cartwright 11pm - Dan Melchior Und Das Menace 10:15pm- Thomas Function 9:30pm - Cheap Time 8:45pm - El Jesus De Magico 8pm - The Makebelieves 7:15pm- Paper Machetes 6:30pm- Loaded Revulvas 6p- Goodbye Goats Saturday 1am - Terrible Twos 12am - Birthday Suits 11pm- Necropolis 10:15pm - Dropdead Sons 9:30pm- Ribs 8:45pm- Guinea Worms 8pm- Kurt Vile 7:15pm- Grave Blankets 6:30pm- Silo Circuit 5:45pm- Octoberfist 5pm- RedDahlia 4:15- Sad Bastards 3:30p - the Pages ADVANCE TIX ON SALE NOW AT HAFFAS AND THE UNION!!! sorry we 2-timed ya on the picture...
Felixx	Apr 9 2008 2:32 AM Where you guys been? Have not seen you around in a long time, Felixx, RD
Project ReUse 2008	Mar 3 2008 11:37 PM
Aquabear Legion	Feb 29 2008 7:44 AM
SCOOTER	Jan 7 2008 12:48 PM I think you guys would appreciate this.
allie	Dec 15 2007 11:21 AM love, cynthia and allie
Double Gold	Dec 12 2007 6:14 PM doublegold saturday! where the hell are you fuckers? upstate ny recording your masterpiece???
allie	Nov 29 2007 5:23 AM IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ..._...\|..____________________, , ....../ ..---___________----_____\|] = = = =D ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get it 13 times your A TRUE FRIEND
SCOOTER	Nov 22 2007 6:03 PM When are you guys going to step up, and get some promo photos? You should get makeovers and stuff. One of you seriously needs a sweet haircut with highlights(For Children).

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