The Peach Stones
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| Member Since | 2/20/2006 | | Band Website | peachstones.ukf.net/ | | Band Members | The Peaches Stones are:
Jesus "at least I can play my chosen
instrument" Nice:
Cow Bell (in C..-ish), Shakey Fruit™, Shouting, singing and a-hollerin'. Some no-stringed Drums (which he can play) as well as some three-stringed madness. The backbone of the band, he can shout the loudest, hit the hardest and make the meanest coffee. A ex-part-time drum teacher, Jesus enjoys healing the sick and being pleasant to everyone he meets (sic).
Jesus and Crikey! form the main songwriting partnership of the band, both writing lyrics and guitar parts as the mood takes them. They have been often known to stay up late into the night, quietly crafting songs in the kitchen of Crikey!'s country residence. Jesus is renowned among associates as "looking like the one who is one day gonna crack and kill us all in our beds".
Likely to be heard saying:
"Mint" "Fuck" "Food?" "Met'ul" "Ow!"
"who put that F***ing cash machine there?"
Jobin of "you play and I'll make it up... or
dance!" Proxley:
Silly Walks, Feet Shuffling, Wooping, and Bass Geetawh. Jobin's guitar playing is enhanced greatly by his third arm which has proved invaluable for those blistering solos. A dedicated 80's music fan, it has been said that his version of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" will make weak women (those lovely ladies) faint at fourty paces, leaving them to the mercy of Jobin "Love Bucket" of Proxley.
Likely to be heard saying:
"Wicked" "[click/point] Don't you think that..."
"we will rock you!" "...for my pants..."
"en garde, now you die!"
Crikey! "I wish I could play this
guitar" Miles:
Cockney drums, Tuneless crooning, weirdy-beardy Zoom™ effects, which is now broken :( , and Lead Git-tar (which technically he can't play, but will can keep some people fooled). Crikey's dark secret is that he was, and may still be, a Thespian. He has been seen pouncing, wearing women's clothes, and even a claim of lipstick found is his room has been made (though never proved).
When not writing new material for the Peach Stones, he has been working with Swedish composer Minnie "ducks" Mouse as well as being involved in Stonasaurus and most recently, Thumpmonkey Lives!
Likely to be heard saying:
"Crikey!" "Sweeet" "Rok!"
"NO, i think these shoes are cool"
"look, a hair cut"
Joyce "rmmff gmfmrrf
mrfmemmgfmmmf" Joyce:
The "Joyce-o-sound-instrument-replication-system™". What instrument it is attempting to replicate is as yet undiscovered. A huge talent, adding the fan worship the band so needs. Joyce's glory has now so surpassed the size of the band that in late '99 it almost broke the band up. Luckily for all those 'Peaches fans, the band weathered the huge popularity surge as Joyce came on board, and now bask in his glory.
Likely to be heard saying:
"er... beer"
[For more information of the King of Yogurt, visit The Church of Joyce]
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| About The Peach Stones |
"get out a marker pen and draw on your face.
that's unleash the mechanical vampire penguins, "it has something to do with orgasms" or so we're told.
from it's blistering opening, Unleash goes on a search and destroy mission, systematically defacing every single genre it passes through, and then throwing the remains to us; the listening public.
some would call it a feast of chunder, a stinking regurgitated mix of everything in the collective stomach of the peach stones, vomited out making that splashing sound on the pavement we're all so familiar with, for us to listen to.
while the rest feed off the rotting carcass of dated indie-pop, the peach stones are leading a revolution in changing the way in which we think about music. no longer will we be subjected to the drones of sweaty guitar rock, gone are the days of experimental beeping william orbit dance music. we have entered a new a paradigm. and the peach stones are poking us in the back with a large stick as we enter into it.
since it's release in september, rain has fallen in the driest of deserts, new reserves of oil have been discovered to last the world another 2 millenia, men have walked on mars, pollution hass been irradicated, the sun has shone in hell and rubix cubes AROUND THE GLOBE have been solved.
so apart from a world-problem solving device, what else is unleash good for? apart from being the first band to ever play all the intruments with their feet for an entire album, it's finished before you have time to get bored of it. so whether it's music you're looking for, or just to get laid. this one's for you.
truly a work of art, music from the soul. the mainstream british music scene has seen nothing like this. destined to become a classic, the most exciting thing since sliced bread, and the most important boundaries broken since mrs einstein said to mr einstein "i'm feeling frisky tonite Gunter". nothing will ever be the same again."
Graustil Gerbilfarce, Smash Hits, Feb 2001.
The Peach Stones were formed when Crikey decided he was fed up with the pomposity and inaction of Nicholson and the sloth and inaction of Batfink. Phoning Jesus, his rhythm-section partner in Batfink, and finding him similarly frustrated, talks began. The decided to form a covers bands, and it was immediately obvious to both what the style would be - carefree and happy-go-lucky, totally stress free. The immediate question, therefore, was, with a drummer and a guitarist or bassist, who would complete the line up? They turned to long time friend and on/off (mostly off) guitarist, Jobin, to play bass and so something quite unique was born... the rest is history.
To get hold of any of these fine releases, you will have to contact the band's representatives, or the AJAS.
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