Augusta
"the Pe-tite Barnum"

Female
39 years old
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, California
United States



Last Login: 10/16/2008
Mood: dirty Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/thepetitebarnum  

    Augusta's Interests
GeneralVintage lingerie, French New Wave, Weimar Berlin, the Mütter Museum, paintball, dancing and costume design.
MusicWagnerian opera, all bee-bop, glam rock, early punk, country western before 1970, heavy metal between 1975 and 1985, hip-hop over gangsta wrap.
MoviesBrazil, Casablanca, 2001: A Space Oddessy, Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Night of the Living Dead, The Hitchhiker (1953), Goldfinger, Forbidden Zone, Band of Outsiders, Alphaville, Auntie Mame, David Holtzman's Diary, Prospero's Books, The Hunger, Hard Day's Night/Help, Prince Achmed, Death Race 2000, Titus, Premature (doc), Sex Death & Eyeliner (doc), Modesty Blaise, Tears of a Black Tiger, La Dolce Vita
Television
BooksDo Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Phillip K Dick, Tender Is The Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Complete Poems by Dorothy Parker (in particular, "The Passionate Screenwriter to His Love", "News Item" and "Two-Volume Novel"), Dracula by Bram Stoker, Frankenstein by Mary Shelly, all James Bond novels by Ian Fleming, Modesty Blaise by Peter O'Donnell, Something Wicked This Way Comes and Twice 22 by Ray Bradbury, The Hapless Child and The Curious Sofa by Edward Gorey, Pop 1280 by Jim Thompson, The Princess of Hollywood by Pleasant Gehman, Two Blocks East of Vine by Iris Berry, I Was A Teenage Dominatrix by Shauna Kenny, Voluptuous Panic and The Grand Guinol by Mel Gordon, Uncle Wiggley and Jackie and Petey Bow Wow by Howard Garis, Struwwelpeter by Heinrich Hoffman, Raggedy Ann and Andy by Johnny Gruelle
HeroesIda Lupino, PT Barnum, Edith Head, Hugh Hefner, Texas Guinan and Russ Myers
Groups: Federal Funding for NEP'sDirty Sanchez™ Official InformationGhoul A Go-GoSpook ClubThe Fantasy Artwork of William Max Miller!~*Behind The Scenes*~Zeitgeist Cyber-HausJOE DALLESANDRO

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     Augusta's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Philadelphia
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate

   Augusta's Networking
Film - Direction - Director
Hot femme/feminist award winning filmmaker and burlesque dancer!
Fashion - Design - Costumes
And I design all my own costumes, too! I love the theatrical--Orry-Kelly, Adrian, Edith, Gaultier, Erte. I hate blue jeans--the scourge of the common.

   Augusta's Companies
It's A Chick Production LLC
N. Hollywood, CA US
"Cheif Chick"




Augusta invites you to the last Club Schmtuzig of 08 on Oct 30th--feathery fetish pillow fights, bondage and dirty stories and the return fo the Glory Hole

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   Augusta's Blurbs
About me:
One of the following statements is false:

I am over 5' tall.
I spent the first year of my life in Margate NJ; my first memory is of Lucy, the hotel shaped like an elephant.
I graduated Temple University Radio/Television/Film (Go Owls!)
I am an independent filmmaker and my titles inlcude AGENT 15 (starring Paget Brewster), LE JEU DE KINDERSPIEL (with those irrascible Duffy twins), MOUN OF TUNIS PRESENTS PRINCESS FARHANA/BOOM BOOM: HOT BURLESQUE MOVES FOR COOL CHICKS (instructional dance videos) and my feature length documentary THE VELVET HAMMER BURLESQUE.
As a Costumer, I have worked on films and TV shows such as POPULAR, THE PRIZE WINNER OF DEFIANCE OHIO and CHUCK.
I was the centerfold of Barracuda Magazine, issue 12.
As my stage persona Penny Starr Jr, I was First Runner Up of the 2004 Miss Exotic World competition.
I produce both VICTORY VARIETY HOUR ("high fallutin' low-brow") and CLUB SCHMUTZIG (dark, dirty den of bygone debauchery) at El Cid in Los Angeles.
I am the only award winning filmmaker and award winning burlesque dancer.
Who I'd like to meet:
Flappers, Fops, Dandies, Puppets, Dolls, Indie Filmmakers, Costumers, Burlesque dancers. And Investor/Patron/Sugar Daddy types--seriously, I'm just waiting for the right producer to swoop in and exploit me.
Roger Corman, where are you when I need you?

   Augusta's Friend Space (Top 20)
Augusta has 1220 friends.
 David Avallone 


 Victory Variety Hour 


 Schmützig 


 Penny 


 Pleasant/Princess Farhana 


 Kitten DeVille 


 Venus DeMille 


 Jewel of Denial 


 Fifi Poubelle ® 


 Bibi 


 Lili VonSchtupp 


 Sultana 


 Lux LaCroix 


 Renea' Le Roux 


 miss christine 


 Lulu Lollipop 


 Dizzy Von Damn! 


 Kat B 

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 Sauci 


 Nancy SinUltra 





Augusta's Friends Comments
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Daddy-O Grande





Oct 9 2008 11:55 PM

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Vintage Flair





Oct 8 2008 3:50 PM

Vintage Flair
Gearhead Magazine





Oct 8 2008 2:28 AM



Fever Blister





Oct 6 2008 3:51 PM

I missss you!!!!!!
Dizzy Von Damn!





Sep 30 2008 11:48 PM

you boned me. HA! thank you a million times for being in my show.



Lillian Lassen/Lavendar La Rue





Sep 26 2008 4:56 PM

I love performing @ Schmutzig! Thank you so much!!!!!Happy Friday!
Fonografo Italiano





Sep 7 2008 7:29 AM

Glad to be your friend!
Krista-ta





Sep 3 2008 6:00 PM


MySpace Comments
Katalin





Aug 30 2008 5:47 PM

Fan-tastic fun just 8 days away!homer
Heidi Van Horne





Aug 22 2008 10:47 PM

hello! been a long long time (and i think i was shy and didn't talk much last time anyway ;) but saw you on java's page and just wanted to say hello again! i hope all is well in your world!
xoxoxox
Krista-ta





Aug 15 2008 5:44 AM

Have a spankin' good weekend!

vintage


MySpaceFools. com..
^V^Kira Von Sutra^V^





Aug 12 2008 11:57 PM

are you going to tease o rama?
BLANCA





Aug 11 2008 5:40 AM

Augusta! You're a star! So happy for you...xo B
Krista-ta





Aug 11 2008 4:46 AM

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Holly Go Darkly





Jul 18 2008 11:28 PM

Hi darlin',

Thanks for adding me.
See you this schmutzig!!
Uncle Fezter





Jul 18 2008 1:41 PM

Nice t'make yer acquaintance!


RED





Jun 26 2008 6:21 AM

Last night was such a blast- thanks for teaching such a great class! I'll see you tomorrow night at El Cid.
Bunny Bravo





Jun 23 2008 8:48 PM

Thank you for coming to the show last night! I can't wait to be your "token" at VVH! FUN!
Matt Deckard


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Jun 21 2008 10:16 PM

mmmm
Fever Blister





Jun 20 2008 2:46 PM

Thank you for "forcing" that photoshoot on me lol-- I really had a great time!! I learned alot and those pics looked amazing!! That was an amazing birthday gift!! See you Tuesday sweet cheeks!
adriano





Jun 19 2008 4:28 PM

Whiskey N Waterbeds Podcast





Jun 16 2008 12:40 AM

Joey here, saying thanx for accepting us! I'm really lovin' your page!
Fever Blister





Jun 13 2008 12:38 PM

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My lil darlin' -You put on the most amazing shows--I am soo thankful and honored to have performed for you again last night.
XX Fever

Peek-a-Boo Revue Burlesque - Philadelphia





Jun 11 2008 10:29 PM

Words cannot express how thankful we are to know you. You are a true friend to everyone here at The Peek-A-Boo Revue. We should get you a badge because you know why, Augusta for President!!! Seriously, we love you so very much! Thank you for everything you do.

exes and ohs (from the heart),
PeekaBoo
Paws For a Cause L.A.





Jun 11 2008 9:18 PM

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

The date is set in stone!!!! Mark this on your calendar please :) XX Fever

Dino Noir





Jun 10 2008 5:24 PM

around the corner
Summer's just around the corner!
XX~Dino
Kat B


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Jun 10 2008 6:25 AM

Augusta, I can not say thank you enough for helping Jewel and I get into the pageant. We couldn't have done it without you and Venus.
CATFISH





Jun 2 2008 6:00 AM

Talked to my BLUES Brother and we are ready to "Have a NATURAL BALL!"

Thank YOU!
Taylor Thorne





May 30 2008 5:10 AM

Hey Darling, you were great on Monday!
Native Rhythms





May 17 2008 8:20 PM

Hi Augusta,

Thanks so much for the add. You're really a "feast" for the eyes! The Gods would be proud of you.

Aloha, Native Rhythms
Josie Bunnie