TIED-FOR-FOURTH PLACE out of FIFTEEN COMICS CERTAINLY AIN'T BAD, SIR!!!!!!
Congrats on your excellent performance on:
"Eric I's $500 Comedy Showdown!"
last night!
You, Sir, have now advanced into the Semi-Finals (see MY myspace page for details, and to see the names of the comics against whom you'll be competing).
SEMI-FINALS INFO:
TOP 4 in the Semi-Final advance to the Winner-Take-All $500 CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL SHOWDOWN!
Most people think that "Elistists" are assholes, so I'm not sure I should be rooting for you tomorrow - but fuck it - Phil Murphy can be an Elite Eightest and stay a non-asshole!
I notice from your schedule that even though your calendar is pretty full for the next month or so, curiously, the three Wednesdays immediately following March 11th have conspicuously been left open.
Someone feeling confident?
It's gonna be a blast!
I dare you to do Lou Holtz for your entire minute in Round One!
man is not defined by his layout--- i'm a minimalist--- my edge is internal--- now hurry up and watch leno-- it's on in NYC now fucker---- you will be my first report---
SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th Street - then just walk a block or two WEST
SEVEN comics who simply show up at 7:00 o'clock will get to do a tight 5-minute set (along with the eight comics listed above). The winner (judged by the audience) advances into the Semi-Finals.
Winner of the contest wins FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS straight outta my wallet!
