About me: Where else can you find over a dozen flat screen TVs, a kickin patio, live trivia, the best burgerin town, and standing room only for KU Basketball games...??
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I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest,
"Where are you going Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the
road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw a MISSOURI fan walking down the road, with that "MU" shirt
on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him.
But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was
certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not
understanding where the noise ame from, I glanced in my mirrors but still
didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest
and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that MU fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."