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the Plastic Assassins
Punk / Indie / Country

"WE ARE THE COUNTY LINES!!!"

TARRANT COUNTY, Texas
United States

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Last Login:  10/15/2008
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   the Plastic Assassins: General Info
Member Since5/4/2005
Band Websitegeocities.com/whoshottheshot/ass.html
Band MembersBrad (vocals, guitar) and Ryan (vocals, drumbs) NO BASS!
InfluencesGrapevine, Texas, whiskey, hills, highways, beer, woods, creeks, abandoned buildings, delapidated farm equipment, burnt-out mills, mountains, 1836, thomas jefferson, pills, smoke, apocalypse, chicken wings, swords, monster trux, dead people, dungeons, dragons, swamps, corn liquor, flags, satan, oak trees, sewers, the alamo, empty fields, ditches, rest stop bathroom graffiti, hand saws, gas stations, treasure maps, city lights, burritos...
Sounds Likesloppy, drunken, wannabe versions of:

Swingin Utters, Uncle Tupelo, Old 97's, Pavement, Little Grizzly, Beck, Drive-By Truckers, The Pogues, Modest Mouse, Silkworm, This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb, Dead Milkmen, Filthy Thieving Bastards, The GC5, Against Me!, Superchunk, Dinosaur Jr., the Lemonheads.

we enjoy: 90's indie rock (you know, that stuff before all the cool hair and tight pants), alt-country, punk, hardcore, noisy shit.
Record LabelRighteous Records / Texian Recordings
Type of LabelIndie



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JOHNNY HOOTROCK





Sep 29 2008 11:17 PM

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Just when things are startin' to cool down, JOHNNY HOOTROCK, featuring special appearance by Rockabetty Burlesque Revue, light it up with Ghoultown! Yeah buddy, it's gonna be a HOT show at Lola's Saloon this Friday, October 3!

See y'all there!

All ages no-can-miss-show, starts at 10PM! Only $6!!!

Lola's Saloon
2736 W 6th St
Fort Worth, TX
Phone: (817) 877-0666
Directions

Priceless!
excretion





Sep 11 2008 9:17 PM



old times! come out to recreate them.
Drinkin' in Louisville





Sep 9 2008 3:03 PM



Death! To the Doom Riders





Sep 1 2008 2:48 AM

Hey, the first drink is on us! And what would you like? Bourbon? NO!

By the way, you are a 2 piece? Ha! Well we are 2.342 pieces, with no wires!
(validtechoamperelunargraphicnoncircuitry)
TEQUILA HILL





Aug 29 2008 1:13 AM

thanks for the add you rock
excretion





Aug 27 2008 2:51 PM

oh boys. rock should be brought.
Hats & Statues





Aug 26 2008 3:20 PM

Hats & Statues is Playin on Friday August 29th at J&J's Old dirty basement on the square in denton. this show is free and we are playing with the Legend himself, mr. danny garcia, as well as the ruggedly handsome 7th&Oak
FREE SHOW!!!! REALLY CHEAP BEER!!!! Here are directions from 35.
this should start around 8pm but come early and get drunk enough to enjoy bluegrass.



Merge onto I-35E N/US-77 N. 9.5 mi

: Merge onto DALLAS DR/US-77 N via EXIT 464 toward DENTON.


: Turn LEFT onto EAGLE DR/US-77. 0.0 m


: Turn RIGHT onto S LOCUST ST/US-377 N/US-77 N. 0.6 mi


: Turn LEFT onto W OAK ST. 0.0 mi


End at 118 W Oak St Denton, TX 76201-4134

Estimated Time: 29 minutes Estimated Distance: 17.35 miles
118 W Oak St, Denton, TX 76201-4134
JOHNNY HOOTROCK





Aug 19 2008 6:54 PM

Psycho-garage-a-billy hits Dallas this Saturday, August 23!

Yup, Renos Chop Shop is the place, so c'mon down & git you some JOHNNY HOOTROCK (x-flametrick subs) this Saturday!

Also rockin', Polly wants a Popgun, and Fish Fry Bingo!

Doors at 8PM!

Reno's Chop Shop
210 N Crowdus St
Dallas, TX
Phone: (214) 744-1200
Directions
Hats & Statues





Aug 5 2008 11:27 PM

Hats & Statues!

doors open at 9
@Rubber Gloves
Thursday August 7th $5
www. rubberglovesdentontx. com
Russell





Aug 4 2008 10:10 PM

County Lines world debut Mother Fucker!
Kids of Cons





Aug 3 2008 6:34 AM

Why haven't we played a show together?
Ol' Dirty Tr'z 666





Jul 27 2008 7:43 PM

Ya know I'll be there.
The Van Buren Boys





Jul 16 2008 12:01 AM

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excretion





Jul 13 2008 6:16 AM



hey dudes! come out! haven't seen you in AGES! needs to be fixed.
SHURMAN





Jul 5 2008 10:56 PM

hey there the Plastic Assassins-

WE are doin' a "musician friendly" FREE show at the Saxon Pub tonight-come on down and have a cold beer with us.
ashleyran





Jun 16 2008 8:49 PM

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS.
Humanicide





Jun 10 2008 11:24 PM

UNDERMINE





May 21 2008 4:10 AM

well get ur shit 2gether play moonshines always herePhotobucket
UNDERMINE





May 20 2008 5:14 PM

wat it do [IMG]http://i25. tinypic. com/16aog0g. gif[/IMG]
One Wolf





May 20 2008 3:48 PM

it was awesome! come to lubbock soon.
i'm moving to denton in august!
HANG





May 16 2008 7:17 PM

MAY OUR NEWLY FOUND FRIENSHIP BLOSSOM INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL AND ETERNAL FOR ALL THE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD TO ENVY UNTIL THE VERY FABRIC THAT MAKES UP THE WALLS OF THEIR SELF CONTROL IS RUPTURED ALLOWING THEIR HATRED TO SPILL OUT AND SPREAD LIKE A VIRUS UNTIL EVERY LAST MAN WOMAN AND CHILD DROWNS IN THEIR OWN HATE AND THE ENSUING VIOLENCE RESULTS IN BLOOD FLOWING LIKE BUBBLES OUT OF LAWRENCE WELK'S BUBBLE MACHINE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!!!
JOEY KENDALL





May 15 2008 9:50 PM

SUCK MY WASTE!
drink to victory





May 14 2008 8:27 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz?





What 80s film is this?



a) Young Blood

b) Dirty Dancing

c) Red Dawn

d) Staying Alive

e) The Experts



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JOEY KENDALL





May 7 2008 1:21 PM

DON'T QUITCHER DAY JOB
RIGHTEOUS RECORDS!





May 5 2008 11:32 PM

YOU SUCK!
el rachel





May 1 2008 8:52 PM

i like beerstore cowboy
Shai





Apr 28 2008 10:12 PM

hey boys!! keep rocking and drinking!! and your biggest fan says HELLO!!!! i miss you!
excretion





Apr 24 2008 7:11 PM

well hot damn! damn. we're playing the way it is fest friday night too so we'll just be hanging out in austin tomorrow and doing dumb stuff. gimme a call if you still have my number.
excretion





Apr 23 2008 8:29 PM

brad, come out to red 7 tomorrow if you don't already plan on it.
Kids of Cons





Apr 18 2008 5:28 PM

seiji





Apr 16 2008 8:26 PM

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MOUNT RIGHTEOUS





Apr 8 2008 9:16 PM

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Amanda Rachel





Apr 6 2008 11:36 PM

The Flood





Apr 4 2008 2:51 AM






Amanda Rachel





Mar 20 2008 10:05 PM

who...?
why...?
um, i love you.
andrew





Mar 18 2008 9:41 AM



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