Nuggets on cassette, Jim had AC/DC on the turntable so Fred Said it was cool. Boyd accidentally picked the name of an ancestor for 100 years back and Tim was just happy to play. Free studio time and cheap beer. The best bands wear uniforms and play nothing but covers. Basement party floor mung* can never be completely cleaned out of white pants and turtle neck, 12 years later and it's still there. two 40 ounce bottles before the show was about right. Throw baked potatoes at the tour bus we'd never ride in and play air guitar on a tennis racket for the stripper, it's fine. Rock the Hacienda (not that one, the other one, the one in Michigan) and sleep on the couch. Dance for the nerdy girls and the cute guys and the cute girls and the nerdy guys, maybe they dance back. Borned and died in the summer of 1994. It seemed like a good idea at the time, it really did.