Sex, booze and rock & roll. Can't get any more to the point then that.
I like pizza. I like dead animals on my grill. Me & the Captain make it happen.
Support your local music scene! There's bands out there that blow away the crap in rotation on any radio station.
Music
I currently play guitar, bass and/or sing in a couple of bands, including:
If you like Tenacious D, Denis Leary or Adam Sandler's music, check out Bastard Hut!
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I've managed to weasel several appearances on:
98 Rock's KML Morning show (old skool)
98 Rock's Noise in the Basesment
Flesh Colored Radio (Podcast radio: www.FleshColoredRadio.com
HFS' KMS Morning show
I've also played (in some capacity, solo, full band, guest appearance) the following venues:
All American Sports Bar, Glen Burnie, MD
Armadillo's, Annapolis, MD
Bare Bones, Ellicott City, MD
B.F. Biggins, Annapolis, MD
Brass Monkey Saloon, Fells Point, MD
Cafe Tattoo [RIP]/The Mojo, Baltimore, MD
Cheeseburger in Paradise, Woodbridge, VA
Clipper City Ship [RIP], docked in Baltimore, MD
Coakley's Pub, Havre De Grace, MD
Columbia Ale House, Columbia, MD
Coolahan's Pub, Halethorpe, MD
Crossroads Tavern, Glen Burnie, MD
Dick's Famous Halfway Inn, Rosedale, MD
Fishhead Cantina, Arbutus, MD
Fletcher's, Fells Point (Baltimore), MD
Frisco Grille & Cantina, Columbia, MD
The Greene Turtle, Columbia, MD
The Greene Turtle, Frederick, MD
The Horse You Rode in on, Fells Point, MD
The Judge's Bench, Ellicott City, MD
Kahuna's, Hagerstown, MD
Kaufmann's Tavern, Gambrils ,MD
Little Dickey's, Towson, MD
Lucky's at PowerPlant Live, Baltimore, MD
Meiklejohn's Pub, Eldersburg, MD
Monkey LaLa, Frederick, MD
The Ott House, Emmitsburg, MD
Pub Dog, Columbia, MD
R's Americantina, Stevensville, MD
Reckless Rick's, Pasadina, MD
The Red House Tavern, Canton, MD
Smash Daddy's, Perry Hall, MD
The Stone Cellar [RIP], Ellicott City, MD
Sylvesters, Essex, MD
The Vault [RIP], Baltimore, MD
Victory Lounge, Pasadina, MD
Vinuti's [RIP], Frederick, MD
Western MD College, Westminster, MD
For the record, rap is not music. It's a compilation of noise, spoken word and a simple bass riff over an obvious 4/4 beat. If you can tap your finger and make three or more words rhyme while talking about shootin' up da hood, wearing bling with your ass hanging out of your pants then you can be a rap star / thuggie. It ain't hard.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1 was brilliant. I don't give two shits if you think the second was better, because you're already wrong. Boondock Saints is still one of the greatest movies ever created.
Any Disney movie that's animated, not all 'Pixared' out. You know what I'm talking about if you know who Brer Rabbit is.
If you don't like Star Wars, you're a fucking communist. End of story.
Television
When I am sitting in front of the tube, I like Iron Chef, House, CSI, American Chopper, Adult Swim, MXC, and just about all girl on girl porn.
Books
Anything by Clive Cussler. I also check out 2600 The Hacker Quarterly for fun. I'm a fan of anything Larry Flint had anything to do with.
Heroes
Joe Rogan (the host from Fear Factor). He gets everyone eating that shit on the show. Really, it's genius.
Your Life is Rated NC-17
You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company.
Glenelg High
Glenelg, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: I was actually in the chess club and the computer club! Ha ha! I once tried to join the Black Awareness Club. I figured I was aware there where black people, so I'd be a shoe-in, right? Racist shits. Choir was cool: getting out of English to go hang out in a group where there was a 10 to 1 girl to guy ratio. Ah. I also took Home Ec for the same reason. Your pals only give you shit until you give them the ratio... Then everyone's dropping Physics and transferring in.
About me: I'm slightly insane, but in a good, clean misdemeanor kind of way. Definitely not the serial killer, felony rampaging kind of insane. I like playing guitar, bar hopping, sex, pool hopping, taking short walks to the fridge, sex, cookouts at night (ah), shooting pool, going to concerts, sex, hot-tubs in the winter, road trips and pretty much anything that's not boring that doesn't involve smuggling drugs in a yak's ass past the Tibetan border. Fuck all that.
Who I'd like to meet: People that don't suck... Unless you're a woman that's at least 18 years of age and you're good at it. Remember, no one likes a spitter. Oh, and tell your mom to stop texting me.
Its pretty funny when you can buy a couple boxes of girlscout cookies for $3 and then later that night sell them to drunk patrons for $5 a box. We'll get in the studio faster than I thought we would! -Brandon
COME GET IGINIT WITH US THIS SAT. NOV. 14th @ SINIX IN ESSEX! w/ Jon Bailey Band & Minimus The Poet.
Sinix is a new totally remodeld live music venue...the place is pretty dope inside. It sports a large bar, several pool tables, phat sound system, large stage & plenty of room to grove without being totally nut to butt:p For anyone that remembers, it use to be Macs The Club. Did we mention the cheap drink prices? Aww hellz yeah!
Will get an hour(Starting around 10ish)to rip through a mix of our originals & covers. Then, after our set will mingle up with everyone & partake in getting shit faced:)
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In Baltimore Tomorrow- Friday, October 2nd at Rams Head Live! with Sons of the Radio, Dirt Cheap, Stranger Inside, and Orphan Project. Come out and check it if you're in the area, our set is from 9 p.m. - 9:35 p. m.
Get down with us this Saturday night as we rip through modern rawk favs from the 90's to current all night long! Also, some good friends of ours, Brian & Natalie will be celebrating their B-days @ the show...drunkin hijinx will be running a muck...come join the mayhem!
Please Vote for Sin 4 Sin to get on The York Fair Bill for Wednesday, September 16th with Pop Evil and Tantric! Send a text message to 62582 keyword ROCKSTAR, leave a space, and then the number #4 PLEASE!!!! vote as often as you'd like! Thanks! you can also visit the site below and email votes as well:
we would like for you to join us for this great night of music from artists around the world we are selling tickets please dont be shy if you would like to be there let me no! tickets are $15 from me - $20 at the door we could use your support, hope to see you there, Timmy
