If you like Tenacious D, Denis Leary or Adam Sandler's music, check out Bastard Hut!
Every Wednesday night I host the Live Electric Jam at the Red House Tavern in Canton, MD. It's a full-band open mic nite that kicks all kinds of ass!
I'm also doing some solo acoustic & acoustic duo shows that are typically booked via local Baltimore company Big Time Entertainment. Check my calendar for when I'm playing!
Support your local music scene, dammit! There's bands out there that blow away the crap in rotation on any radio station.
I also like (old) Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Overkill, and I'm a fan of any band I've ever played in or played with... unless we / they sucked. Obviously I like Metal, but I also like hard rock, thrash, some alt rock, classic rock, comedy and parody's, live acoustic performances that don't suck. Basically AC/DC to ZZ Top with Dee Snyder as the all night DJ. Fuck Casey Casum and his top 40 countdown.
Furthermore, rap is not music. It's a compilation of noise, spoken word and a simple bass riff over an obvious 4/4 beat. If you can tap your finger and make three or more words rhyme while talking about shootin' up da hood, wearing bling with your ass hanging out of your pants then you can be a rap star / thuggie. It ain't hard.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1 was brilliant. I don't give two shits if you think the second was better, because you're already wrong. Boondock Saints is still one of the greatest movies ever created.
Any Disney movie that's animated, not all 'Pixared' out. You know what I'm talking about if you know who Brer Rabbit is.
If you don't like Star Wars, you're a fucking communist. End of story.
Television
When I am sitting in front of the tube, I like CSI, OCC, Adult Swim, MXC, and just about all girl on girl porn.
Books
Anything by Clive Cussler. I also check out 2600 The Hacker Quarterly for fun. I'm a fan of anything Larry Flint had anything to do with.
Heroes
Joe Rogan (the host from Fear Factor). He gets everyone eating that shit on the show. Really, it's genius.
Your Life is Rated NC-17
You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company.
Glenelg High
Glenelg, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: I was actually in the chess club and the computer club! Ha ha! I once tried to join the Black Awareness Club. I figured I was aware there where black people, so I'd be a shoe-in, right? Racist shits. Choir was cool: getting out of English to go hang out in a group where there was a 10 to 1 girl to guy ratio. Ah. I also took Home Ec for the same reason. Your pals only give you shit until you give them the ratio... Then everyone's dropping Physics and transferring in.
About me: I'm slightly insane, but in a good, clean misdemeanor kind of way. Definitely not the serial killer, felony rampaging kind of insane. I like playing guitar, bar hopping, sex, pool hopping, taking short walks to the fridge, sex, cookouts at night (ah), shooting pool, going to concerts, sex, hot-tubs in the winter, road trips and pretty much anything that's not boring that doesn't involve smuggling drugs in a yak's ass past the Tibetan border. Fuck all that.
Who I'd like to meet: People that don't suck... Unless you're a woman that's at least 18 years of age and you're good at it. Remember, no one likes a spitter.
