About me:
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You Can't Have Everything, Where Would You Put It - Steven Wright
About Me
I was the kid in the back of the room that knew the answers to the teacher's questions but would much rather laugh at the students who'd guess wrong.
Meet
I'd like to have a sit down with the late Telly Savalas, Ice Cube (Prior his acting career), former President Jimmy Carter, Molly Ringwald, and Kevin Bacon to experience first-hand "The Six Degrees Of Separation" with each individual.
Interest
Midgets, Handcuffs, Old Prince Vinyl, Rare Photos Of Gene Wildler, 1989 Ken Griffey Jr. Upper Deck Rookie Cards, Lightning Bugs, Sparklers, Four Finger Rings, Gold Teeth Caps, Jello Wrestling, Long Distance Dialing
Hobbies
Walks In The Mall Before It Opens, Kissing Practice With A Mirror, Lawn Dart Goalie, Professional Speed Reader, Pro Tool Editor, Samuel Adams Beer Taster, Cooking Crack or Special K Cut With Strawberry Extract, Hang Gliding Off Bar Stools, Ballroom Dancing
Music
Big Daddy Kane, New Edition, Kevin Federline, BIG, Jermaine Stewart, Eminem, Terrell Owens, Zapp & Roger, Masta Ace, K7, Super Bowl Shuffle, Tears For Fears, Slick Rick
Movies
Likes: The Goonies, Menace To Society, Die Hard II, Billy Madison, Dumb & Dumber, People Under The Stairs, How-To-DJ Videos, Ray
Dislikes: Any movie with Brendan Fraser, Speed II, Anaconda, Cool As Ice, Cannon Ball Run II
Books:
Reading For Dummies, Ethiopian Cook Books, Bo Knows Bo, HIV Fact Booklets, Self-Awareness Pamphlets, Dating For Dummies, Hitler A Study In Tyranny
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