Matthew McGaughey aka The Doctor of Rock and Roll (lead vocals, guitars)
Frankie Lennon aka The Sunland Samurai (bass guitar, vocals)
Grant Dorian aka The Texas Tornado (drums)
Influences
Stooges, Led Zeppelin, CCR, Black Flag, James Brown, New York Dolls, Black Sabbath, Bill Hicks, Georgy Ligeti, Lou Reed, Everly Brothers, Sex Pistols, Champion Jack Dupree, Lynard Skynard, the Damned, Luciano Berio, The Clash, Rolling Stones, Slayer, Hank I-III, Flamin' Groovies, and many more...
Sounds Like
Outlaw-Garage, dustbowl rock n' roll. Definitely harkens back to the good ole days when music had soul. A powerhouse rhythm section backing raunchy, well-thought-out guitar riffs with wicked, blues-inspired, slowhand leads and fills. Vocals you can understand, performed with feeling. We've been called everything from Garage to Country-metal to Southern-punk but we think of ourselves as rock n' roll.
Deep-fat-fried, Southern-grudge, garage Rock n' Roll has never sounded so nasty! These guys look like real dust bowl trash! Are they for real? One things for certain...none of that got-no-soul, fancy-schmancy guitar noodlin' here, chiefs! Need proof? Just take a peek at their combined rock n' roll resume'- The Afflicted!! The Rockbusters!! The Yards!!!!! The SF Dogs!! Squat Thrust!! Touch me Hooker!!...just to name a few. Intrigued?... Let's investigate further... THE DOC - Tucson, Arizona. Who is this clown, anyway? Legend has it that this guy was born in a trailer park in Marana, Arizona. After playing in dirt ball bands in England and earning the title of Ph.D. in Rock n' Roll music from The University of Honk and Tonk in Opp, Alabama (where he won honors for his raunchy,down n' dirty, slowhand guitar style), he moved to LA to work as a surf instructor and architect in Santa Monica. Also a graduate of the Handsome Boy Modeling School, this is one hombre who knows how to woo the ladies. They swoon at his feet, worshipping his golden vocal chords...making Rail Riders concerts the best place to pick up on the Doc's leftovers. See him in action and you'll agree. Few know, but our hero can whip up a mean bowl of "tripas' con leche", or try his specialty..."tacos ojos". Nice work, Chief!!!! Next up is (here comes trouble)....THE SAMURAI- San Fransisco, California. Step back when he pulls out his sword. The Samurai came out of Sunland (after making a dusty bar for Cochella) when he ran into a couple of fools off the beaten path and the rail ridin' began. The Samurai is the only bass player in the world who knows how to hit the mysterious "brown note". He'll often strike this chord in front of an unsuspecting audience. The results can be quite messy...if one isn't wearing a diaper. Full-term cats drop their litters. Ouch!! Our bass-playing heartthrob loves the ladies but be careful girls...the samurai has a thing for brothels and has been known to touch a hooker or two. Balls of steel, indeed. Incredible!!! Also part of the most sought after rhythm section in the west, including (drum-roll please)...THE TORNADO (or TNT)- Austin, Texas. Our sources say that a down-on-his-luck Tornado was bustin' rocks in the hot, west Texas, desert sun when he spotted his chance for escape. While dodgin' bullets he was struck by a rattlesnake. Surely he would die from the wound if the approaching police with their dogs and guns didn't kill him first. This is the part where the story gets thick... According to legend, Satan himself appeared out of thin air and offered this escaped convict a deal he could not refuse- He would cure the Tornado of his snakebite and stall the police long enough to get away,...for a price....his soul. Needless to say our hero was enjoying too many margaritas on a beautiful Mexican beach when ol' Scratch came a-calling for what was rightfully his. Now, any man worth his salt knows that the devil is a sucker for a game of table tennis and the Tornado, ever the trickster, was Texas state champ four years running. Hell had never witnessed such a bizarre spectacle as the vicious four-day match that ensued, with our hero's soul as the prize!!....Well,low and behold, the Tornado won (not only the match and his soul, but he also earned his trademark nickname- the Texas Tornado or TNT for short). Satan was furious at losing the TNT's soul and swore that he would have his revenge.....someday. He's PISSED!! Watch out, Tornado!!
About Me
dude!!! i loved running into you at coffee bean! hope to see you soon out there! i put up some of the tunes from my album and just want to thank you for inspiring me to make music again. love you lisa
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