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Stand Up Comic+Amaru=Your monies worth!
Mainstream / Rated R / Stand-Up
"LIVE, FUNNY AND REAL!!"

Male
100 years old
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN
United States



Last Login: 5/12/2008
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BioAMARU BIO - Picture Bill Cosby raising his kid's in the hood. If you needed a license to be a Comic this guy has one. His father was a Pimp and his mother still is a Jehovahs Witness. Need I say more? If that doesnt earn him the right to do stand up nothing will. As a skilled and accomplished Screenwriter he can adapt to his environment and make any situation into a humorous story. His comedic story telling can be mesmerizing at times. The Screenwriter in him makes him visual but the kid and quick whit in him makes for a good time at any comedy club. His adolescence was spent in abusive situations and in and out of foster homes. He thought being in a foster home would be cool. He thought, Hey, it worked for Anne. But he forgot one thing. She was a cute little red head white girl. And hes a umm youll see him. The struggle began for this untapped and talented youth right out of High School. He joined the Military and when he got out he prayed to God and asked him to send him a beautiful woman so that he may blame her for his miserable life. He didnt know he had to be specific. He just said beautiful. Later on, he experienced everything from being a Flight Attendant, Chemical Engineer to being a Body Guard. At the same time he began to explore his talents in Screenwriting and acting. Putting him at Hollywood premieres with the likes of Wesley Snipes, Jamie Foxx, Stephen Dorph and Shaq himself. Working on sitcoms and music videos such as THE PARKERS and JURASSIC 5s, THE INFLUENCE. Not bad, huh? As you know, with sudden success at a young age, a young wife, three kids, no guidance and real knowledge about life, came the problems of being a man without direction failure. Having children at a young age stunted and hindered his Hollywood growth. But as we all know, with failure comes success. With two-failed movie deals and many more disappointments he now has a third movie deal pending. A film entitled, LOVE WILL MAKE IT RIGHT. His new outlook on life is, if its meant to be, itll be. In the mean time hed began writing for a female comic known as, Celia Fox. He found Stand-up as a way to bring back his quick-witted high school, class clown antics. He saw how exciting and challenging Stand-up was and hopped on stage almost immediately. Three weeks after he began Stand-up he opened up for, Jurassic 5, at THE HOUSE OF BLUES in, Hollywood. This is almost unheard of in the business of Stand-up. Well, now you have him, a man who wasnt handed a silver spoon in life. But was handed talents he had to learn to explore for the benefit of a family he wanted to have at a young age. Maybe he wanted to be validated as a man? Nevertheless, he learned about life the hard way and is able to turn tragedy into humor. Here is a man who is on the brink of stardom, who will definitely leave a mark in the entertainment world and spread his comedic message I SHOULDVE PULLED OUT!!
Websiteishouldhavepulledout.com
InfluencesAnyone who is funny.
MembersAmaru .. CDBABY LINK for MISTA WOOSAA: The Green Mile... Baby Daddy Tragedy --> Buy the CD
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TV ShowsThe Parker’s Jurassic 5’s "The Influence" Current writer for "UBTrippin" online comedy magazine www.ubtrippin.com First issue Oct 1, 2006 Sign up for a free subscription today and tell ’em ’Ru sent ya!

    Stand Up Comic+Amaru=Your monies worth!'s Interests
GeneralAnything that keeps me in a creative state of mind.
MusicHip Hop artist aka "Young Ru" www.myspace.com/youngru
MoviesBad Boys I & II and my own creations.
TelevisionUPN's "The Parkers" MTV & BET Music Vids for "Master P", "Mystical" "Silk the Shocker" and Jurassic 5 "The Influence"
HeroesAnyone who believed in themselves enough to work hard and make their dreams come to fruition.
Groups: Road ComicsReal Talk Hip HopI LOVE HIPHOP

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     Stand Up Comic+Amaru=Your monies worth!'s Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Pro Stand Up Comic

   Stand Up Comic+Amaru=Your monies worth!'s Schools
Loy Norrix High School
Kalamazoo,Michigan
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Captain of the "THUGS" Wrestling team.
 

1991 to 1992


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May 12 2008 3:33 PM

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Apr 3 2008 11:28 AM

much luv big homie! we have been coming up with alot of hot concepts for the new t.ace album. we will be needing some beats soon. not quite ready to start recording yet, but we will probably get it poppin sometime this summer. keep ur head up, stay focused,and stay down wit T.
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