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www.twitter.com/therealamaru
Mainstream / Rated R / Stand-Up
www.twitter.com/therealamaru Male
100 years old
Kalamazoo, AZ
United States



Last Login: 12/20/2009
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BioAMARU BIO - Picture Bill Cosby raising his kid’s in the hood. If you needed a license to be a Comic this guy has one. His father was a Pimp and his mother still is a Jehovah’s Witness. Need I say more? If that doesn’t earn him the right to do stand up nothing will. As a skilled and accomplished Screenwriter he can adapt to his environment and make any situation into a humorous story. His comedic story telling can be mesmerizing at times. The Screenwriter in him makes him visual but the kid and quick whit in him makes for a good time at any comedy club. His adolescence was spent in abusive situations and in and out of foster homes. He thought being in a foster home would be cool. He thought, Hey, it worked for Annie. But he forgot one thing. She was a cute little red head white girl. And hes a umm you’ll see him. The struggle began for this untapped and talented youth right out of High School. He joined the Military and when he got out he prayed to God and asked him to send him a beautiful woman so that he may blame her for his miserable life. He didn’t know he had to be specific. He just said beautiful. Later on, he experienced everything from being a Flight Attendant, Chemical Engineer to being a Body Guard. At the same time he began to explore his talents in Screenwriting and acting. Putting him at Hollywood premieres with the likes of Wesley Snipes, Jamie Foxx, Stephen Dorph and Shaq himself. Working on sitcoms and music videos such as THE PARKERS and JURASSIC 5s, THE INFLUENCE. Not bad, huh? As you know, with sudden success at a young age, a young wife, three kids, no guidance and real knowledge about life, came the problems of being a man without direction. Having children at a young age stunted and hindered his Hollywood growth. But as we all know, with failure comes success. In the mean time he’d began writing for a female comic known as, Celia Fox. He found Stand-up as a way to bring back his quick-witted high school, class clown antics. He saw how exciting and challenging Stand-up was and hopped on stage almost immediately. Three weeks after he began Stand-up he opened up for, Jurassic 5, at THE HOUSE OF BLUES in, Hollywood. This is almost unheard of in the business of Stand-up. Well, now you have him, a man who wasn’t handed a silver spoon in life. But was handed talents he had to learn to explore for the benefit of a family he wanted to have at a young age. Maybe he wanted to be validated as a man? Nevertheless, he learned about life the hard way and is able to turn tragedy into humor. Here is a man who is on the brink of stardom, who will definitely leave a mark in the entertainment world and spread his comedic message I SHOULD’VE PULLED OUT!!
Websitefunny-business.com
InfluencesCelia Fox and anyone who is funny. May 2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Detour (Headlining)May 2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Comedy Lounge (New Club Opening)
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    www.twitter.com/therealamaru's Interests
GeneralAnything that keeps me in a creative state of mind.
MusicHip Hop artist aka "Young Ru" www.myspace.com/youngru
MoviesBad Boys I & II and my own creations.
TelevisionUPN's "The Parkers" MTV & BET Music Vids for "Master P", "Mystical" "Silk the Shocker" and Jurassic 5 "The Influence"
HeroesAnyone who believed in themselves enough to work hard and make their dreams come to fruition.
Groups: Road ComicsReal Talk Hip HopI LOVE HIPHOPThe Comedy Zone comedy clubs

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     www.twitter.com/therealamaru's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Pro Stand Up Comic

   www.twitter.com/therealamaru's Schools
Loy Norrix High School
Kalamazoo,Michigan
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Captain of the "THUGS" Wrestling team.
 

1991 to 1992


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   Upcoming Gigs
Dec 30 2009 9:00P
Soaring Eagle Inn Mt. Pleasant MI
Jan 28 2010 8:00P
Chaplins Comedy Club Clinton Township MI
Jan 29 2010 8:00P
Chaplins Comedy CLub Clinton Township MI
Jan 29 2010 10:30P
Chaplins Comedy Club Clinton Township MI
Jan 30 2010 8:00P
Chaplins Comedy Club Clinton Township MI
Jan 30 2010 10:30P
Chaplins Comedy Club CLinton Township MI
Feb 18 2010 8:00P
Comedy Off Broadway Oakland Oakland CA
Feb 19 2010 9:00P
Comedy Off Broadway Oakland Oakland CA
Feb 27 2010 9:00P
The Winner’s Circle Lakeland FL
Mar 5 2010 7:00P
Wisecrackers Comedy Club Merriville IN
Mar 5 2010 10:00P
Wisecrackers Comedy Club Merriville IN
Mar 6 2010 7:00P
Wisecrackers Comedy Club Merriville IN
Mar 6 2010 10:00P
Wisecrackers Comedy CLub Merriville IN
Mar 11 2010 8:00P
Connxtions Comedy Club Lansing MI
Mar 12 2010 7:30P
Connxtions COmedy Club Lansing MI
Mar 12 2010 10:00P
Connxtions Comedy Club Lansing MI
Mar 13 2010 7:30P
Connxtions Comedy Club Lansing MI
Mar 13 2010 10:30P
Connxtions Comedy Club Lansing MI
Mar 19 2010 7:30P
Papa Charlie’s Lutsen MN
Mar 25 2010 9:30P
Pavillion Bar and Grill Brookings SD
Mar 26 2010 7:30P
Goonies Comedy Club Rochester MN
Mar 26 2010 10:00P
Goonies Comedy Club Rochester MN
Mar 27 2010 7:30P
Goonies Comedy Club Rochester MN
Mar 27 2010 10:00P
Goonies Comedy Club Rochester MN
Apr 2 2010 6:30P
Papa Pete’s "Laugh for the Homeless" Comedy Event Kalamazoo MI
Apr 21 2010 8:00P
Connxtions Comedy Club Toledo OH
Apr 22 2010 8:00P
Connxtions Comedy Club Toledo OH
Apr 23 2010 7:30P
Connxtions Comedy Club Toledo OH
Apr 23 2010 10:00P
Connxtions Comedy Club Toledo OH
Apr 24 2010 7:30P
Connxtions Comedy Club Toledo OH
Apr 24 2010 10:00P
Connxtions Comedy Club Toledo OH
May 27 2010 8:30P
Comedy Club on State Madison WI
May 28 2010 8:30P
Comedy Club on State Madison WI
May 29 2010 8:30P
Comedy Club on State Madison WI
Sep 17 2010 8:00P
Holly Hotel Holly MI
Sep 18 2010 8:00P
Holly Hotel Holly MI
Sep 19 2010 8:00P
Maxie’s Flint MI

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Papa T



Nov 29 2009 12:31 AM




MANNAH FOR THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN..
Dave Vescio

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Sep 29 2009 11:06 PM

Watch me in two Foster's Beer national commercials:

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William

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Aug 31 2009 3:48 AM



cheers!
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Aug 27 2009 4:24 PM


 

Andrea Tinerella

Andrea Tinerella Norush



Aug 25 2009 2:32 PM

Kick there ass at your next gig, you are one funny mutha fucker,im proud to know you,Andi
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Jul 27 2009 6:09 PM

Don't Miss Ralphie May in Shreveport/ Bossier City! Coming to the Funny Bone on the Louisiana Boardwalk!!!

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Jun 17 2009 2:10 AM


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May 28 2009 6:05 PM

Just thought I would send a shout out to Amaru and thank him for his kind words that he thought I ignored..naw I am just lazy...

have fun this weekend and keep making them laugh
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May 16 2009 12:13 AM

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www.aworldclassathlete.com & On Cue Productions

www.aworldclassathlete.com & On Cue Productions



May 14 2009 1:40 PM

Just wanted to stop by and say Hi!....hope all is well with you. I lost my phone so I dont have your number anymore please message me. Talk to you later Have a great day! Miss you... ;)
K.A.R.M.A. NIGHTS

Karma Nights



May 14 2009 1:35 PM

So I'm on your friends list and you have no idea why? Let me tell you a little about us. K.A.R.M.A. NIGHTS ENTERTAINMENT is a company run by a husband & wife team. We put on R&B and Comedy shows on friday and some sundays at Famous Sam's on 43rd Ave & Glendale. We do book some of our talent before hand but this is also an open mic so if you want to showcase your talent, feel free to join us. We're always looking for new talent so if you are interested in performing or know someone else who's been looking for someone to perform let us know.

Here's what we're looking for:

***Musicians (music can be original or covers): R&B, Hip-Hop, Neo Soul, Classic R&B, basically anything with soul (We've had some classic rock and alternative groups who fit in well)

***Comedians (must be comfortable in a Hip-Hop atmosphere)

***Spoken Word Performers

***Dance Crews and Step Teams

***Celebrity impersonators

***Anything entertaining just send us a video clip of what you do and we'll decide if it'll fit in our show
"C U AT DA TOP"

"C U AT DA TOP"



May 12 2009 6:26 AM

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www.aworldclassathlete.com & On Cue Productions

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May 5 2009 1:14 PM

I know I missed it again this time. Im sorry I never got the text you sent. Please give me one more chance? Please? Pretty Please?
DannySerrano

DannySerrano



May 3 2009 8:52 PM

Had a good time working with you last night brotha, you killed it!
Can't wait to do it again!
Anthony Padilla

Anthony Padilla



May 3 2009 7:18 PM

Great Great Work Headlining The Detour last night...rave reviews and they already want to know when you'll be back...thanks for doing the show brother
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May 2 2009 7:20 AM

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Apr 26 2009 4:11 PM


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Apr 24 2009 2:35 AM

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Apr 23 2009 5:21 PM

Thanks for the ADD!


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