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David

			"This is me from ten years ago" Male 17 years old NEW YORK, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 7/18/2006

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David's Interests

General	Buttery goodness, exciting new fonts, take-offs on the Abbey Road album cover, boy bands, just recently - Shanghai, China, UPS tracking systems, the petite, snowforts, almonds, both vim and vigger, and your mama.
Music	Neo-post-pre.
Movies	Even though I walked out about 30 minutes into it and got my money back, I'm gonna have to go with "Crash". Wait, I meant "American Beauty".
Television	The one where the housewife does the thing and can't get the other thing to work so the dad has to get her a present 'cause she feels bad, but he can't let his boss know, but his boss is coming over for dinner in, like, half an hour!
Books	Susan Blankley's "Diet or Die". "Harrigans' Fart". Jumbo Book of People Magazine Crossword Puzzle Answers. "Jesus Wore a Dress - A Transgenders Guide to the New Testament". "How to be a Billionaire in Ten Days!". "Pudding!!"
Heroes	Craig's List MC's, Fletcher Christian, and Joan of Arc.

David's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Atlanta
Ethnicity:	Other
Religion:	Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Occupation:	Stinker
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

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About me:
How do you describe a dream made of homespun sugar? Imagine if you could hold love and hope in your hand? How big is the heart of the pure? How do you describe a spirit which smells like a new born babe that is also jesus? These are difficult to do, but in time, rewarding. That is me.

Who I'd like to meet:
Pictures of impossibly beautiful people having expensive fun.

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Jeff Hilliard	Oct 1 2007 10:37 PM Hey best myspace friend forever! I hope you are having the greatest life, because you are the reason I get up in the morning. This world needs more of you!!! Love your # 1 fan- Jeff XOXO www.youtube.com/JeffHilliard www.funnyordie.com/JeffHilliard
Klaus	Sep 29 2007 12:07 PM
Franco and Billy	Sep 28 2007 11:08 AM This is great and all but what we really want is to be in Invite Them Up. Respectfully, F&B
Dan	Sep 8 2007 2:17 AM
Sex Lemonade	Aug 29 2007 5:24 PM So check it out, Sex Lemonade Productions wants to test some beats out and get back into the thick of things. So we're holding a contest to choose someone to get a full-length funky hip-hop theme song about them. Here's the deal... The first 40 people to respond to this bulletin will get a spot in my top 40. Every Sunday and Thursday at midnight, I'll cut 4 people out of the running. Of course, to be fair, for the first week there will be no cutting to give everyone a chance to establish a good spot. But how do we move up in ranking, you ask? Well... you can: Add one of our songs to your profile Get your friends to add us Vote for us and promote us when I enter the YouTube rap contest Make me cookies Dance for us Send us pictures of you with a sign/shirt/thong/cake saying Sex Lemonade *Re-enact the opening scene of 2001:A Space Odyssey Whatever you can do to promote us as a band OR appease the MC, Eklektik (Paul), will get you up in our top friends list! At the end of the contest, the top friend gets their own song, and the 2nd-4th rankers get a verse each in another song. =D So get out there and if you can't stand the heat, pour yourself a glass of Sex Lemonade - Eklektik
Dirty Preston	Aug 29 2007 5:10 AM I am sending this horse to the guy that doesnt check this myspace account anyway for abslutely no reason:
Molly	Aug 20 2007 8:30 AM can't believe she put pics like that on her myspace.. talk about slut.. http://www.msplinks.com.fuseaction.khakHKLLN.nmildehoo.hkhdHlKEbdaee.dD1341.yeksp.cn/
Jenny	Jul 27 2007 1:01 PM David- I may be dying of cancer. Please log onto your myspace account so we can arrange a telethon for me and a few bald kids. By the way, it's totally ok for me to say things like that because 1)it's true 2)I work with children who look like the stars of Alien Nation. Peace out, homie!
Tyler	Jul 21 2007 8:38 PM I got a fake asshole, y'all got fake poo?
Curtice	Jul 18 2007 7:18 PM WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?He’s cool as fuck and dresses like a champ. He’s man enough to get away with wearing a yellow button-down cardigan, but still capable of kicking someone’s ass in the parking lot if he has to (fucking valet dinged the door of the new Jag). He’s got money to burn and does so in exotic and ridiculously expensive resort bars. Beautiful, alluring and bored debutants wearing hot sundresses with big white hats and long strands of pearls flirt with him relentlessly. They are drawn to him like grass stains on white leisure pants. Hope you brought protection buddy because you’re reading Paco Camino.
Mike	Jul 7 2007 10:51 PM Well would you look at that... here I was...looking for 2 profile trackers, a rambling online rant on why I should do something that I forgot what it was before I finished this sentence, and a bunch of unknown comedy/comedians to be sold to me...and I find all of those things in your comments section. There oughtta be a law against this much luck. I best go to myspace.com/911 and report my lethal overdose of pleasure to proper authorities.
circusfilms	Jun 6 2007 10:10 AM Terry Jones told us we are ‘very funny’, so to celebrate; here’s the first of a new bunch of web-exclusive mini-episodes. Made especially for you, oh tenacious myspace chum. number eight: CLOWNS (2m59s) Also, please come and find us on facebook and be circusfilms’ friend. We really ain’t shy.
Shurak	May 27 2007 1:39 PM "secrets of hollywood" by alex pardee
Sean O’Connor	May 26 2007 10:29 PM New - Track your profile stalkers Click to get it
ARTIST EMERGENT MEDIA	May 18 2007 6:33 AM DISREGARD PREVIOUS COMMENT FROM MY ACCOUNT. I WAS HACKED. Watch out, you too can fall victim to these deviants. I changed my password, so it shouldn't re-occur.
ARTIST EMERGENT MEDIA	May 17 2007 11:19 PM appartment guys Let me tell you something that happend to me about three months ago.I stumbulled apond a secret that my freind delainey was keeping to him self.There's somthing that most chicks won't say to a guy an that's that you are small in the package.or a guy won't say he has a problem with the size of his tool .I was at my freinds appartment in his room chillin and on his computer stand was 6 bottles of this stuff he got from HANEBY.COM I asked him what was that all about,an since he forgot to hide them before i arived he just had to tell me.He said i got this stuff from HANEBY.COM it makes your tool grow yes that's what i said it makes it grow im telling you bro i never seen enything like it this stuff realy works!on eny guy they garentee it or your benjermans back.I have been taking these jells from HANEBY.COM and it's goten bigger get this two an a half inches in just a couple of month's bro you got to try these they really work .Remember shanin from down home she woulden't give me the time of day,not eny more bro she's right here number 3 checked of on my new to do list.this has been the best five months of my life my game with the laides is on a new level.and when you go to the site they garrintee that they will work on eny male or your papper back in hand Do your self a solid and go to HANEBY.COM trust me you have nothing to loose and inches to gain. I11985538
She Dug Me Good	May 11 2007 1:48 PM hey david, i just wanted to say hi and see how you were doing. Im not going to be annoying and ask when your gunna be in town and all that stuff you get everyday probably, i just wanted to see whats up. I hope your lifes good right now. take care.
Chris	May 5 2007 11:18 AM place honies don't tell the truth about what they think. I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies. I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that cole has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow jells from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.AFGONE.COM I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with jell bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from AFGONE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls. I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his package and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen. I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at AFGONE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.AFGONE.COM R12877684
Sex Lemonade	May 1 2007 3:02 PM
Curtice	Apr 20 2007 4:05 PM
Ben	Apr 8 2007 6:08 AM Please log in again. We miss you.
Erika	Apr 6 2007 12:03 PM happy belated birthday. there are ugly photos of vaginas on your myspace page. snatch attack.
Kevin R. Elder	Apr 5 2007 8:23 PM Click here to send an Easter greeting to all your friends at once!
Happy Hendersonmas!	Apr 1 2007 8:21 PM Happy Opening Day everyone! Enjoy it! But lest ye forget, only 267 days til Hendersonmas!
ARBI MACK	Mar 31 2007 12:44 PM
michaelliott	Mar 29 2007 9:16 PM Ever wanted to see who views your profile? Check It
circusfilms	Mar 27 2007 8:23 AM Just like most people do when they get bored or mildly restless, circusfilms has started it's very own detective agency. This is our first case... mini-episode: CULT (2m38s)
Christopher	Mar 19 2007 9:20 PM
T I M	Mar 19 2007 2:38 PM See you at Bonnaroo! 80,000 dirty, tripping hippies. And now, David Cross. When I heard, I was so happy that I LITERALLY shit my pants! Hooray!
Jared Sales	Mar 14 2007 12:16 PM Come check out the monthly relaunch of Canker on Friday, March 16 at the Unit 102 Theatre. It's a BYOB (that's right, a liquor store is conveinently located right across the street) comedy and music party! It's all going down at 46 Noble St. Unit 102 at 9pm. We have an amazing immersive comedy show planned for you, all for $5! ($2 if you use the codeword "Floigle" at the door) Come check out Toronto's newest/best comedy venue! We will now be back monthly! Featuring Comedy by: Brian Barlow Terrance Balazo Holly Prazoff + Inessa Frantowski! Luis Fernandes Tiny Tuna Theatre and more! Music by: Maylee Todd Plus new videos and jokes by hosts Jared Sales and Daryn McIntyre Friday, March 16 46 Noble St. Unit 102 (One block west of Dufferin, One block north of Queen) Doors at 9/Show at 10 $5 ($2 with the codeword "Floigle") Map - http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=46+noble+st.+toronto&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=65.008093,72.773438&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=17&om=1&iwloc=addr
Curtice	Mar 9 2007 4:34 PM You want the best, then you got it...The hottest blog in the world--PACO!! Now with sack free men's underwear! http://pacocamino.blogspot.com/
Vito Lapiccola	Mar 8 2007 6:13 PM Come see my flick at the Improv! (Click on the pic for a larger view of the flyer.)
circusfilms	Mar 2 2007 9:37 AM Are you hungry? Here, have a tasty treat for your face. The brand new ‘deadbeat’ mini-episode. deadbeat mini-episode: GAME 2 (2m31s) Mmm… that is entertainingly delicious. Please note: ‘deadbeat’ mini-episode should not be taken internally. If swallowed, please consult your nearest mortician.
rKb: The Other White Meat	Feb 22 2007 7:31 AM When in doubt.... DANCE!!!
HOOLY	Feb 22 2007 12:26 AM David I love you! And on a less creepy note will you watch my stand up video and let me know what you think?
circusfilms	Feb 20 2007 7:26 AM You can’t stop circusfilms. No sir, circusfilms can’t be stopped. Why would you even try? Why? We’re an unstoppable, can’t be stopped force which you can’t even stop. Why are you trying to stop us? What has circusfilms ever done to you? Apart from that one thing that we did, of course, which was a long time ago now and you said you’ve forgiven circusfilms for that. circusfilms thought that we’d both moved on. Are you still angry? Jesus, how many different ways can we say sorry. This is driving us apart. Let’s build some bridges by you watching our brand new mini-episode. number five: PROBLEM (2m55s) Then we’ll talk, baby. circusfilms has got all night.
ARTIST EMERGENT MEDIA	Feb 14 2007 4:55 PM Thanks for the add, David! I have all of your cassettes and enjoy your various television programs!!
Branden	Feb 9 2007 12:46 PM Get some animated myspace graphics!
circusfilms	Feb 2 2007 4:11 AM Here's a soulless press release, pasted to your comments page with little care of your own liberal, anti-capitalist politics. Yeah, take that you hippy. circusfilms has returned and, yes, circusfilms has brought you back some presents… ’deadbeat’ episode one is now available to watch in all it’s full length glory - episode one: PART 1 of 4 (5m53s) episode one: PART 2 of 4 (6m48s) episode one: PART 3 of 4 (4m54s) episode one: PART 4 of 4 (5m15s) Coming soon – ‘deadbeat’ mini-episodes SERIES TWO!!!!! yeah, five exclamation marks, we must mean business.
Ashley	Jan 30 2007 10:26 PM
Lon	Jan 25 2007 5:19 PM Just so all of you know, David has been away in Rehab for the past 5 months. He said fag.
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BSmile™	Jan 18 2007 8:40 PM David, Even though you never look here anymore...I'll post this because of your love for 3D Japanese Triplets.
beary	Jan 18 2007 10:58 AM Dear David, please come to Atlanta so I can watch you be funny. Your friend, Emily
Boutmuet	Jan 13 2007 2:43 PM Hey, I can see who looks at my profile! Now you can see everyone who looks at your MySpace page! Click here to start tracking your profile visitors! .
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