Sitting on the beach with a good book and a bottle of the finest 40 oz. liquor, surfing, sleeping, bondage, crank, disco music, gays, ass play, jerking off, shaving my legs, vegans!
Music
Movies
A Thousand Clowns, Shakes The Clown, Gone With The Wind
Television
America's Next Top Model, Flavor Of Love, Intervention
About me: At 50 years of age I look back on my life and think wow what a roller coaster. You see I was raised on the rails of a circus train. It was a tough life for a kid! My dad was a one legged, knife throwing, hobo. He met my mom one night in Southern Idaho while on tour with Banes & Stones circus. She was 12 he was 44. Back in the 1940's that kind of love was acceptable. After a few hours of courting her he went to my grandmother's house and offered to buy my mom. Again back in the early 40's this was common place. He bought my mom for a pound of cheese, a quart of gin, and a bag of horse steroids.
For as long as I can remember I was always a clown. I made my way fighting the other clowns over booze and food. One day when I was fighting over a ham sandwich a young man stopped and said "Hey, your pretty good at kicking ass and being entertaining" That young man was none other than Mr. Vince Mcmahon. After that everything became a blur! My life is a 24 hour circus of drugs, hookers, and alcohol abuse.
~LMAO~ Thanks for the YouTube video!!! The song that your Cousin made about his cat take'n a crap, it is (literally) funnier than cat $hiT!!! Ya know what? Even though there's people who has their heads wrapped alittle too tight, the world needs people like that... That's what makes us sane at heart!
Doink The Clown!!! What's up you funny @$$ clown you?
I wanna thank you for 'da add! You are the M O S T motha' fuck'n @w3$oM3 clown in the history of wrestling!!! I loved watch'n you beat the live'n $hiT out jobbers back in 'da day as a heel (and a baby-face)! Talk'n about LMAO
MyHotCommentsYou're like a bag full of "Skittles"... You're colorful at heart, but people that mess with you get a taste of mystery! And, the 'mystery', well I think that your opponents don't wanna find that out! X-D
hi thanks for sending me this and i am so so glad that you are one of my new friend on myspace so anyway just looked at the request as you asked me to look at that video cat bathroom it funny and he crazy lol
I just put up my NEW SONG (Soul Extreme) www.myspace.com/sexyscottyoh I upload another song yesterday That one is called (Gasoline Eruption) Take a look you may like some you never know and feel free to add me on my music page I'm working on a layout and I need to start showing off my music :)
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Ya know what? Even though there's people who has their heads wrapped alittle too tight, the world needs people like that... That's what makes us sane at heart! 
Doink The Clown!!! What's up you funny @$$ clown you? 
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