Horatio
"They can buy anything, but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget."

Male
16 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



Last Login:8/18/2008
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Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:8' 2" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Pickle Sniffer-Vlasik Co.



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Matt Dwyer





Aug 16 2008 7:21 AM

Amy Poehler Fans!


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Aug 12 2008 6:29 AM

Loved you at UCB!
Rhonda





Aug 14 2008 4:06 PM

Miss you! Pin Up Doll
Cindel!





Aug 3 2008 7:15 AM

HORATIO!
Just saw Step Brothers and I l♥ved your 80's Billy Joel tribute band lol.
Linda





Jul 31 2008 2:27 PM

For the love of God, Victoria, enough of the Glitter Graphics! Show some imagination, geez!


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Missing your face H.
!
Shoulda,Coulda, Woulda...





Jul 31 2008 5:23 PM

You gave the best portrayal of a tortured lead singer of a cover band... that only does Billy joel songs... from the late 80's... that I have EVER SEEN!

Thank you AGAIN for always making me laugh.
Matthew





Jul 30 2008 2:01 AM

brilliant performance man.

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Akiva





Jul 28 2008 1:14 AM

Hey Horatio!

My short film,LA CHIVA, is up for a vote to appear on
next Saturday's shorts program on Channel 13. It is the story of my mother who at a very tender age lost her one and only best dress to the family goat, an animal needed for its milk. It's the story of an immigrant Mexican
family and one that is a deep part of my heritage.

The film captures the soul of the hardships and triumphs
endured by our ancestors. It's not just about me getting my film on television. For me, it's about giving the world a glimpse into the heart and soul of a real Latino family.

Please watch and vote!

http://www. thirteen. org/reel13/films/vote-for-saturdays-short


Akiva
Cindel!





Jul 11 2008 12:50 AM

Hungry? I brought you some Chinese!

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Trish





Jul 8 2008 1:17 AM

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♥ Victoria ♥





Jun 25 2008 1:14 PM



:)



Hope life is treating you well.


Paul & Andrea





Jun 26 2008 7:48 AM

Whats up brother, just wanted to say hello from hot ass Iraq. Hope everything is going good.

Paul
Amy Poehler Fans!


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Jun 20 2008 3:20 AM

Hi Horatio!
My name is Kyli and I am 13 from Indiana. I recently finished an AmyPoehlerFans YouTube channel. =)
Feel free to check it out if you have the time, it is much appreciated!
www. youtube. com/user/AmyPoehlerFans

However, I completely understand if you are busy. =)
Thanks
Kyli
Amy Poehler Fans MySpace!
Elvis 2





Jun 18 2008 3:18 AM

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Jacquie with a Q





Jun 16 2008 6:52 PM

Hi Horatio!!! How's it going? Whatcha been up to? Hey, I'm a Gemini too!!!:) Love and hugs, Jackie
Mikey





Jun 17 2008 4:33 AM

Just finished reading your Dracula's hollow weenie blog, D-lightful. I had a sneaking suspicion that Simmons is a vaginal cleansing aide. Another suspicion of mine is that I was conceived in a hobos cave. Whenever we drive past, mom gets a nostalgic glimmer in her eye. Plus dad usually reeks of Boones Farm and other peoples pee, o.p.p. As a kid, I would receive my allowance in loose change...sticky loose change.
Jenn





Jun 9 2008 6:07 PM

You are literally the best Elton John EVER....you have been making me laugh for years...Have a great week :)
The Dana & Julia Show





Apr 10 2008 11:04 PM

Bye bye blackbird, i love you.
Charna
Ewen





Mar 31 2008 5:08 PM

Hi Horatio!

How are you my friend? hope your things are good!! ;)
Ms. Z if your Nasty!!





Mar 13 2008 9:00 PM

U rock
P-anna





Mar 13 2008 1:26 AM

Miss yo' face.
Azar Sherine





Feb 23 2008 9:25 AM

I WANNA SNIFF YOU
Casting Jax





Feb 13 2008 8:46 PM

You look like Tony Soprano in this pic...
Paul Walter Hauser





Feb 13 2008 1:13 AM

Hey.

Name this sketch: "I have anger control problems, so I suggest you learn some manners" soon followed by "Best idea I heard all day!"

Ah, had a lot of fun watching you on SNL. I hope things are going well.
RT





Feb 11 2008 4:56 AM

Pickle Sniffer? How'd you get that job?
You continue to rock dude!
Jëssica Snëssica





Feb 8 2008 7:30 AM

Excuse me Mister Foxy Brown Man, but I'm going to have to confiscate your song and, uh, borrow it for my page and stuff. You don't mind do you?
Of course you don't...

Maybe its the song but I'm sort of picking up on a 'Horatio needs a hug' vibe. So cyber-mental hugs for you from a random internet stranger you'll never meet. You've made me laugh, and thus made my world a better place. Many thanks.
Steven





Feb 7 2008 8:08 AM

Dude, I know you don't know me personally, but I caught an old SNL on the boob tube, and you were makin' me laugh so hard-core. I mean, this was hard core laughing. Like, Earth Crisis hardcore. That's a laugh.

So, like, thanks.

Peace and cheese.

~Steve
Ricky





Feb 2 2008 10:57 PM

why you gotta bite?
Tiffany





Jan 31 2008 2:08 PM

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Get Some Cool Good Morning Graphics Here!!
Wayne Spencer





Jan 31 2008 11:15 AM

u...b...tha man!
Anthony Michael Hall





Jan 29 2008 7:12 AM

I heart you Horatio.
Matt Besser





Jan 28 2008 10:50 PM

Horatio Sanz as Jim Morrison

meghan





Jan 27 2008 9:31 AM

i LOVE this song. i've been on your page for far too long now, it's got me in a trance... hope you're good!
Jeff Richards





Jan 27 2008 6:28 AM

how bout we take the cowboy and indian talkshow on the road? lornio will never know.

hearts and happy late Jan buddy...
♥ Victoria ♥





Jan 26 2008 8:39 AM




Have a great weekend,




Marz





Jan 25 2008 9:30 PM

Stop hiding and show up at the bar. The beer isn't going to drink itself.
MASTERPIECE IN PROGRESS





Jan 25 2008 6:47 PM

Hey Ho ;) I want you to put some leather on, and 'creak..creak' Walk my way! Dude, you ROCK!
Greg Oakes





Jan 25 2008 7:29 AM

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P@cH





Jan 25 2008 6:26 AM

just showin' you some love. you freakin rock dude. 'nuff said.


erika
CHASEY LANE ♪♪





Jan 25 2008 6:25 AM

do u hav love 4 New York☆♪? lol
MASTERPIECE IN PROGRESS





Jan 25 2008 3:38 AM

Love you Horatio! You make my heart smile :)
Ray Finkle





Jan 16 2008 2:36 AM

HORATIO!!!
katie





Jan 9 2008 9:47 PM

u never told me your were only 15! where did you get that beer keg for the party a way long time ago? you couldn't have been more than 12 then!
Ben





Jan 4 2008 3:36 AM

dude, saw your interview in AV Club. I actually thought you had some really good moments on the show like the stuff you and Jerry Minor did together (I always enjoyed the Vegas Daycare) and the Christmas song. Besides, I can't see anyone else doing the Mr. Rogers tribute...
♥ Victoria ♥





Dec 25 2007 11:38 PM



* Happy Holidays Horatio *

Wishing you the very best this holiday season and 2008.



Regards,


Butch