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thehotlibrarian

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is still a pastry chef and a sniper.Mood: (none) (none)at 12:40 AM Dec 19, 2008 view more

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  • 25 / Female
  • California, US
  • Last Login: 6/14/2009

Interests

  • General

    Surfing, snowboarding, scuba diving, soccer (football to purists), traveling, reading, writing (not arithmetic), outdoor showers, and fucking with you. Especially fucking with you.

  • Music

    I will not be judged on my musical tastes. Thank you for your time.

  • Movies

    In no particular order: Caddyshack, Fight Club, Tommy Boy, Manon of the Spring, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Happy Gilmore, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynamite, Run Lola Run, LOTR, 300, Blue Crush, Finding Neverland, Anne of Green Gables, Team America World Police, Blades of Glory, Tomb Raider, Beauty and the Beast, The Departed, Sixteen Candles, Spirited Away, Dazed and Confused, The Breakfast Club, Super Troopers, Better Off Dead, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Royal Tenenbaums, Office Space, Casino Royale, The Illusionist, Monster House, Anchorman, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Old School, Benchwarmers, Grease

  • Television

    FOTC, The Office (British and American), Absolutely Fabulous, Are you Being Served, Blackadder, House, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, The Young Ones, Six Feet Under, Attack of the Show, Real Housewives of the OC and NY, Planet Earth, Nature, Old Simpsons, Arrested Development, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, The Sopranos before they sucked, and don't tell anyone about this but Grey's Anatomy has sucked me in with its evil mojo. I HATE MEREDITH AND HER MOUTH SO MUCH.

  • Books

    The Complete Claudine by Colette, anything by Roald Dahl or Madeline L'Engle or David Sedaris or J.R.R. Tolkien or Lewis Carroll or Bill Bryson, Lolita, The Magic Bottle by Camille Rose Garcia, most travel guides ever written, and about a million other books. Probably more.

  • Heroes

    The Jessicas Biel and Alba. You might think me joking; I assure you I am not. Their asses alone are my heroes.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Terrigal, NSW, Australia
  • Body type: Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Book Wrangler

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a book slinger by trade. I carry a knife in my boot. Sometimes I write here and yes I'm ashamed, but not as ashamed as I am for having a myspace. That's about all *you* need to know.

Who I'd like to meet:

Bret & Jemaine and most of all MURRAY, Paul Walker, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, Olivia Munn, Keeley Hazell, Cheryl Tweedy, Sidonie Gabrielle Colette, C.S. Lewis, Nabakov, e.e. cummings, Chris Farley (in a time machine), Dwight K. Schrute, Jonathan Antin, Beckham, Rob Machado, Layne Beachley, Victoria Jelouse, Terje Haakonsen, Tony Hawk, Alan Rickman, Hugh Laurie, Jason Isaacs, Vince Vaughn, Anthony Bourdain, Mil Millington, Dale Chihuly, Tiffany Bozic, Amy Sol, Ken Duncan, Art Frahm, Kondoh Akino, Camille Rose Garcia, and Sailor Jerry. However I do not really want to meet Myspace Tom because he's done nothing for me. Yet.

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