Hi. I'm Lance. Nice to meet you. This is my wife, Jamie, and our daughter Emma. They're cuter than you are. I have a house, a convertible, a pool, a 56" HDTV and surround sound, a dual-recliner couch and a keggerator. My 25-year-old self would have been so proud.
I'm currently a full decade older than I feel, and I've run out of pledge classes that have people who have been on the planet longer than I've been in my fraternity.
I guess that explains the grey hairs.
I call Costa Mesa home and Cobb my hometown, but most people think I'm from Chico (even though I was born in Anaheim). Go figure. They're all in California, although you'd never guess they're in the same state if you saw them.
I write. In the past this has usually been followed by "I should be writing right now" or read more like "I'm a would-be writer - meaning I would be a writer if I ever got off my ass and wrote." But I've recently completed my first screenplay, and I wrote it in the middle of writing a lot for my company, MasterMinds Unlimited. Check out our website at http://www.masterminds.us - especially if you work for an animation network, nudge nudge, wink wink - the boys and I have some pretty great cartoon properties that people love.
I like comics, Star Wars, the Anaheim Angels and the Cowboys. I play softball when I can, but I'd prefer to play tackle football. I wear both my sports nut and geek badges proudly.
Gosh I wish TIE Fighters were real.
