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Mark The Knife
Mark The Knife Mark The Knife

Male
40 years old
Chicago
United States



Last Login: 10/31/2009
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    Mark The Knife's Interests
GeneralComedy, photography, painting, kite boarding, circus arts, skateboarding, snowboarding, biking, working out, board games, bowling, golf, animals, playing guitar, piano, bass, drums and writing music, poker, juggling, magic
MusicTo many to really name / Old and new punk, alternative, old and new rap, new rock, some classic rock, Elvis, Johny Cash
MoviesTo many to list all, But her are some of my favorites, The Girl on the Bridge, Santa Sangre, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, True Romance, Young Frankenstein, Clockwork Orange, Battle Royal, 2LDK, Lost in Translation, Raising Arizona, Team America, Memento, The Producers (orig), Brazil, The Fisher King, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Trainspotting, Akira, Ninga Scroll, Drug Store Cowboy, Silence of the Lambs, American Beauty, Wierd Science, Being John Malkovitch, Rocky Horror, Slingblade, The Royal Tenenbaums, I Heart Huckabees, Zoolander, Blow, Crouching Tiger, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Shakes the Clown, Strange Days, Requiem For A Dream, Natural Born Killers, Bowling for Columbine, Roger and Me, Fahrenheit 911, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Chaplin, Harold Loyd, W.C. Fields, everything Quentin Tarantino
TelevisionWastes to much of my time but I can't help VCR, Lost, The Shield, Desperate House Wives, Curb, My Name Is Earl, Viva La Bam, Wild Boys, Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, The First 48, Seinfeld, Simpsons, The Family Guy, Adult swim, Prison break, S.N.L., Monty Python, The Young Ones, Americas Funniest Videos-love people falling
BooksHorror Ficton, the classics, travel stories, some self help, comedy
HeroesMy Mother and Father who taught me everything (I miss my Mom, she went to soon), Steve Martin, Robert Nelson (The Butterfly Man), Evil Kinevel, Houdini, Elvis, anyone who inspires me to improve myself.
Groups: Chicago ArtistsB&W Photography"Everything That Has A Beginning Has An End...!"Kylee Leneé Fan ClubChicago JugglersAspiring Filmmakers Boot CampChicago Circus!working vaudeville acts

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     Mark The Knife's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Entertainer

   Mark The Knife's Schools
College Of Dupage
Glen Ellyn,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Other
Major: Photography
Minor: Theater
Clubs: Improvisation Club
 

1987 to 1989
York Comm High School
Elmhurst,Illinois
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1983 to 1987

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Photography - Other - Photographer
Independent photographer since 1986


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   Mark The Knife's Blurbs
About me:
MY STORY: I am known as MARK THE KNIFE "The world's most dangerous comic. I have performed stand-up comedy around the world, performed in seven circuses, the Lazer Vaudevlle and four sideshows (JIM ROSE CIRCUS SIDESHOW, etc.) in 22 countries on 5 continents. I have even been banned in three countries (Ill save this story for another time).

MY ARSENOL: My signature stunts include balancing a running lawnmower on my face, kicking a flaming bowling ball inserted with knives into the side of my head, juggling a buzz-saw and a flaming chainsaw, performing card tricks with a live scorpion (David Copperfield has since stolen this act of mine), throwing knifes (around people, not at) & things most people could not even imagine.

MY JOURNEY: I have been fortunate to have been asked to perform /open for Pearl Jam, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, Janes Addiction, Marilyn Manson, Lucky Boys Confusion, Nelly, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mya, Kid Rock, Brian Setzer, The Ataris, Sugar Ray, John Mayer,and others. I have also appeared on Late Night with David Letterman, Comedy Central, Ripley's Believe it or Not, Disovery Channel, America's Got Talent and The Most Interesting Show in the World

FRIENDS REQUESTS: I am interested in meeting people who are into comedy, kite boarding, photography, circus arts, skateboarding, snowboarding, biking, writing & performing music and magic. It would be cool to meet people who also like to travel. Maybe then, we can share the experience as I travel and perform.

Web Site: MarkTheKnife.com

Fan Site: MarkFaje.com

Who I'd like to meet:

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Buck F.

Buck F. Naked



Oct 6 2009 8:43 PM

The BlitzEDkrieg is upon SoCal and surrounding areas!

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Send your friends in SoCal to be Saved by Dave!    (Or at least Fucked by Buck!)


MYSPACE:    http://myspace.com/nakedandshameless
 
FACEBOOK:   http://www.facebook.com/pages/Naked-Shameless/52916018842
 
OFFICIAL:  http://nakedandshameless.com
 
YOUTUBE: 
http://youtube.com/user/NakedandShameless

 

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Alan Andersen



Sep 22 2009 11:28 PM


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Flesh Tones Burlesque / Clyde Productions

Flesh_Tones burlesque Clyde Productions



Sep 17 2009 1:08 AM

Green Alien Tah Tahs?
Flesh Tones Burlesque Has Teamed with SpyderMonkey Films to bring you Porcelain's Dolls
So
channel the inner geek in yourself and get out, to see that which only
Capt. Kirk has seen before - That's Right Green boobies... All you
gotta do is lay down the video game controller, and get your ass on
out, this shows,  going to blow your mind.  Sat the 19th at the Viaduct
theater- see you there.

click below for all the details :

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McCaffery

Mike McCaffery



Jul 7 2009 7:51 AM





Mike McCaffery, Stephanie Hoch, & Julie Wagner are guest bartending @ Rizzo's in downtown Naperville this Thursday 07/09/09! Come out & visit us!! DJ Allen J. will be spinning! Everyone who was upset about North Beach closing & worried about losing there hangout & not seeing us. This is your opportunity to do sumthin about it. If this go's well this could become permanent & we all need this & miss everyone so get your Azz's out here!!!! Thanks everyone! See ya all there!! The address is 6 West Jefferson avenue Naperville Illinois. :)
McCaffery

Mike McCaffery



May 1 2009 9:27 AM

McCaffery

Mike McCaffery



Apr 24 2009 11:11 AM

This Sunday April 26th from 5PM to 9:30PM @ North Beach there is a Rock Away Violence benefit! Featuring - FHOD, Vertikal, Bitterson, & DJ Rhema. Please come out to show your support it's for a good cause! Unfortunately I think we all know someone that has been involved in some form of sexual assault, domestic violence, or child abuse! That sucks! So come out & show your support & make a difference! You have a chance to win a Fendar or Ibanez guitar, IPOD, & other stuff! There Mission is to raise awareness of the issues of sexual assault, domestic violence, and child abuse; to educate Dupage County and its environs in order to end this type of violence; to sponsor rallies, vigils, speak-outs, parades, media interviews,Clothesline Project exhibits, letters to editors, press releases, as well as other events and activities; to raise funds in order to educate the community, and to lend its name, staff and/or volunteers in coalition with government, public and private agencies and other regional groups who are in accordance with the educational goals of Take Back the Night - Dupage.

So please make a appearance! Thank you!
Melody Sweets

Melody Sweets



Mar 24 2009 10:45 PM

Thursday! ONE NIGHT ONLY!
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Don't Miss It!
xo
jim rose circus

jim rose



Feb 13 2009 3:48 AM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
jim rose circus

jim rose



Feb 13 2009 12:16 AM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the geico caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
McCaffery

Mike McCaffery



Feb 6 2009 12:14 PM

Hey everyone! Thanks to all the people that helped to get me through the nominations of the NiteLife Awards! I need you all to continue voting for me in the finales now through February 28th. Mike McCaffery @ North Beach for best Male Bartender. I'm also nominated 4 times in the drink categories. If you haven't voted yet start now it's easier then ever.
Go to www. nitelife. org and register please. You can vote 1 time per day for every email address you have. So if you have multiple email addresses & have the time you can vote more often! For those busy people out there that have voted already & don't have time to vote daily please vote atleast 1 more time because after nominations end the voting starts all over. Also please vote for Stephanie Hoch for best female bartender & Jose Gomero for barback they both really deserve to win! North Beach is nominated for a ton of other things also so check it out - Alexis for shotgirl & Joanna for beertub to name a few.


P.S. Players, Please Theatre is nominated for best live theatre & Simplistic Urge is nominated under a bunch of band categories too.


Thanks again for your votes!
Your friend
McCaffery
lizzy

lizzy



Jan 24 2009 1:18 PM

what are you up to this weekend?
Susan says let the gigs begin

Susan says let the gigs begin



Dec 18 2008 2:15 AM

I finally got the photo from "THE MOST INTERESTING SHOW IN THE WORLD" of the both of us. Enjoy!

If you would like me to email it let me know. Hope your tour is going well.

jim rose circus

jim rose



Dec 3 2008 7:12 AM

your the best alive...stay that way...be safe...sure,the most dangerous comic in the world is going to be safe...lol..miss you
Mickey Simple

Mickey Simple



Dec 1 2008 9:29 PM

Mark,

Thanks for the MySpace ad. Just wanted again to say how much I enjoyed the Chicago Dos Equis show! You were great, and I enjoyed the rest of the show, too. Hope things are going well.
- Michael
Lynnette

Lynnette



Nov 27 2008 5:24 AM

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lifto

joe lifto



Nov 8 2008 9:22 AM

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oh yeah
It's Miller Time !!!

It's Miller Time !!!



Nov 4 2008 2:33 AM

Happy Birthday Cuz !!! Hope you enjoy it !!!!
Melody Sweets

Melody Sweets



Nov 3 2008 8:41 AM

Happy Birthday Mark The Knife!
See you in Chicago!
xo
Lynnette

Lynnette



Nov 3 2008 7:50 AM

Happy Birthday!
CIGARS AND STRIPES

Ronnie Lottz



Oct 23 2008 10:19 PM

The tent is pitched!!

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CIGARS AND STRIPES

Ronnie Lottz



Oct 15 2008 7:16 AM

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CIGARS AND STRIPES

Ronnie Lottz



Sep 3 2008 10:19 PM

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Aug 15 2008 8:07 PM

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Buck F.

Buck F. Naked



May 25 2008 6:54 PM

If y’all can’t cum, send yr friends what can!

America's dirtiest little secret...

SAT June 14 2008 Cal’s Liquors Chicago, IL

XXX

BFN
RACHEL MASSACRE

RACHEL MASSACRE



May 16 2008 9:37 PM

Hey Mark The Knife, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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