Mike
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"Oh George, not the livestock...."
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44 years old
SHEPHERDSTOWN, WEST VIRGINIA
United States
Last Login: 10/11/2008
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Mike's Interests
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| General | Comedy, Comedy, Comedy, and wait, there was one more thing........................wait, its comig to me.............Frisbee | | Music | Led Zeplin, U2, The Four Tops, The Spinners, Prince, The Sugarhill Gang, Mary J. Blige, Mariah Carey, Parliment Funkadelick, Pink Floyd, The Who, Jim Croce, Metalaca, The Riverbottom Nightmare Band, CCR, The Almond Brothers, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Meatloaf, Van Halen, Salt&Peppa, Stevie Wonder, Smoky Robinson, Luther Van Dros, Neil Young, Peter Paul and Mary, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Sheryl Crow. oh and Charlie Pride and of course, the late great Johny Cash | | Movies | "Oh Brother, Where art Thou", Confidence, Crash, All The Lord Of the Rings flcks, Shawshank Redemtion, Tombstone, Oceans 11, A Bridge to Far, One Flew Over the Cooko's Nest, The Exorcist, On Golden Pound, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstien, The Newer version of Dracula, Batman Begins!, Mars Attacks, The Cube, The Castle (The one from New Zealand, not the one with James Gandolfini), Monty Python and The Holy Grail, MIB, As good as it Gets, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Outlaw Josey Whales, and so on and so on and so on...... | | Television | 24, Lost, The Sapranos, 4400, Deadzone, Law & Order, Boston Legal, CSI (ALL), Deadwood, Real Time with Bill Maher, 60 minutes, Surface, (Please come back!), Its always Sunny in Philadelphia. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Numb3rs, Without a Trace, Cold Case, Criminal Minds. PRISON BREAK ROCKS! The Family Guy! The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Redskins (ALWAYS!) and any other NFL games that are on and my wife does not know I am watching. | | Books | All books by Richard North Patterson, Dean Koontz, "Hornets Nest" by Patricia Cornwell, still love Stephen King stuff. James L Chalker, "Lords of The Middle Dark" Issac Asimov 'Robots of the Dawn", Shakespeare, Ann Rice, "Interview with a Vampire" John Grisham, "The Verdict", John Feinstein "A Good Walk Spoiled" and "Next Man Up". Currently attempting "The DaVinci Code" | | Heroes | My wife Patience, Bill Hicks, Sam Kinnison, Rosa Parks, Oprah (Don't watch her show, but look at where she came from and where she is now, AMAZING!)Bob Newhart, Bono, The National Spelling Bee Champ, Bill Clinton, Tip O'Neill, Dennis Wolfberg, my greatgrandmother Grammy Daggers, Bret Favre, Cal Ripken Jr |
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Mike's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Grew up in Woodbridge VA, live in Shepherdstown WV | | Body type: | 5' 6" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Purveryer of Mirth |
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Mike's Schools
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Woodbridge High
Woodbridge,Virginia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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1979 to 1982 |
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About me:
I began doing Standup Comedy at the dinner table when I was 9 years old. It was always the same people setting down front every night? I burned through so much material back then.
I would describ myself as a bit brash, over the top, fat guy with great deal of energy on stage who will take a chance on some new material every now and again, but if it means a steady gig, I will just do the stuff that got him the gig.
I love the sound of beef tips simmering in olive oil, and surrounding that with a freshly chopped onions and maybe a few teaspoons of Worchestershire sauce and mushrooms....
I still love my wife's laugh, and I do love dogs, I can get mad but I am not cruel. I have a very explosive temper when it comes to little things that piss me off. My wife often times calms me down and slaps me upside the head to keep me mellow! I have a loud and distinct laugh, I can't help it and I have to let it out.
I have a sick-love for the business I am in. I love Standup Comedy, always have and always will. I have been furtunate enough to be able to manage and hire the talent at a long standing club called Wiseacres Comedy Club. I have tried to make it a place where new comics can flourish while at the same time we mix up the weekend road talent to always keep the stage fresh. Young comics make me proud and digusted simultaneously. I still admire people who lay it on the line night after night and city after city.
I am an old comic, but not quite as bitter as I should be (So all my other comedy friends tell me). And yes I am just crazy enough to believe that I will be a 20 year over night success story.
PS BUY MY DVD "MAKING SANDWICHES!"
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Who I'd like to meet:
Charles Durning, Billy Joel, Susan Sarandon, Eminem, Bono, Richard North Patterson, Denzil Washingon, Spike Lee, LaVar Arrington, Jeff Bostic, John Maddem, Carl Ripken Jr., Joe Gibbs, William Petersen (CSI GUY), All the writers of LOST (That is some good shit!), Maddie Albright, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Ferrera, Al Frankin, Shaq!, Vin Diesel, (Because he owes me money!), Dean Koontz, Pearl Jam, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Seth MacFarland, Tom Hanks, Shaggy, Mary J. Blige, Janet Jackson, Prince, Bernie Mac, George Clooney (thats my wife's pick), Oprah, and of course Tina Turner a GODDESS!
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