alcohol and caffeine, depression, low wages, brains plump with nasty memories, the soul-crushing strife of the suburban middle class, vaginathirst, the rabid and childish pursuit of undue attention and/or affection combined with an illogical sense of entitlement to a windfall of undeserved finances, et cetera, et cetera
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someone ain't gettin' signed up in this mothafucka!
The New Jerseys are two folky superheroes that emerged from the depths of the deciduous forests of Morris County armed with the world's cheapest instruments, stolen software, and a 77 minute debut album packed with an assload of songs that will perm your hair, curl your toes, and turn your sons and daughters into a bunch of Satanic whores almost overnight (effects may vary). Check out their website for HiFi song samples and other cool stuff, such as the whole album, that you can BUY, and cool clothes and stickers and stuff, that you can BUY! Muhahahaha!!! GIMME YOUR MONEY!!!!
AIM NAME: Mangsmang
New Album "BULL TERRIER" coming soon to an ear canal near you . . .
Our amazing artist friend Dr. Crab who painted BULL TERRIER's album cover and inserts who is also currently working on the main image for our soon to be revamped and amazing website:
Oh! We also proudly support and endorse the efforts and inventions of the bona fide geniuses behind the organizations conveniently linked up below for your surfing pleasure . . .
Hey The New Jerseys, What's up? I'm Just Droppin' by, & reachin' out to show some luv to your page! Thanks for being Friends wid Prolyfik Mind. I have a huge load of music that I will release Soon for 2009. I have been dilligent on my music work, & I promise it will be one of a kind! Free Music Downloads Up in a short time!...!
Hello friend! We never post comments like this but we really need your help! We're already 6th out of almost 1700 in the ROCK THE DASH 2 contest, and every vote counts! If you love our music, or just want to support, please help us by voting once per day. You can vote every day, by clicking the picture below, and hitting VOTE above our music player!
NINE LEAVES, Trees Of Earth Records and Scarlett Entertainment are looking for the best fan made tribute videos of any songs off the latest release "Peace In Death".
The Grand Prize winner will receive $40 worth of iTunes music downloads and a possible credit as Director if your production is selected as the Official Music Video.
Download any song off the album "Peace In Death" and create your own music video. Your video can be of any production style such as photo doc, montage, short film, full feature, animation, text, etc... All we ask is that you are creative and attempt to capture the essence of the song and compliment the message conveyed in the music.
To enter send a message with the video as an attachment to the NineLeavesMusic youtube channel
Hey all you Mafia fans!
We've got some awesome news, and some not so awesome news. The awesome news is that we have a SHOW ON JUNE 12TH at the 1st Baptist Church in Westfield, NJ! It's gonna be an wonderous lineup.
The not so awesome news is that we're breaking up, and THIS IS THE LAST TIME EVER TO SEE THE MAFIA PLAY. After this, there will be no more Cats Pooping on Pillows, no more Michael J Fox attempting to play Nintendo Wii, and most of all, no more Nosebleeds.
And we're gonna divorce Awful Waffle LIVE on stage.
Brick By Brick Productions Presents:
June 12 @ Westfield 1st Baptist
170 Elm St, Westfield NJ
6pm, All Ages, $10
The Mafia
Awful Waffle
Banana Hammock
Infinite Detour
Click on the flyer to get your tickets today!
Just dropping by to say hey. We're Headlining in June 19th in Columbus, Ohio, at the Al Rosa Villa, and you can get tickets on TicketMaster. Hit us up for more info if you have questions.
love,
ofHuman
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