Dustin the Wind.
"Lo' there do I see my father. Lo' there do I see my mother and brothers and sisters. They beckon me to take my place beside them in the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave may live forever."

Male
19 years old
The Land of the Gun, Virginia
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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    Dustin the Wind. 's Interests
GeneralPaintball, Video Games of any sort, More Paintball, Music *I play the Pipes and Bass Guitar*, I listen to Celtic Music, Celtic Punk, Celtic Metal, Black Metal, Punk, and pretty much everything else in the "Rock" Genre. ..
Music

Oh, and check out www.pandora.com to find new artists that are similar to ones you already like!
MoviesThe Boondock Saints *Hell...Yes*, The Exorcist series, Batman Begins *the other ones were crap*, Braveheart, and Highlander movies, Any movie about a war...prefer Vietnam movies like Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, and We Were Soldiers or modern combat (Black Hawk Down, Tears of the Sun). I like movies where shit blows up. SNAKES ON A MOTHA' FUCKIN' PLANE! .. width="425" height="350"> ..>
TelevisionG4 is my favorite channel. I also watch The History Channel, Cartoon Network *for Adult Swim*, ESPN when something interesting is on, local channels *Conan O'Brian is awesome*. Hell, I watch a bit of everything...I love The Food Network. I've recently started watching a lot of the stuff on Fuel TV. I really like Untracked and Adrenalina. I wish they'd pick up a paintball show though. ..
BooksI don't read much. When I do, it's either (auto)Biographies, books about War, or something really obscure...Or paintball magazines. I specifically like Stephen King's older works, Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers, and the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series. OH MY FUCKING GOD! DON'T EVER READ THE BOOK "THEIR EYES WERE WATCHING GOD"!!! IT IS THE WORST BOOK I HAVE EVER READ! ...Halle Berry is in the movie though.
Heroes Rest in Peace, Austin Michelle Cloyd. Henry Lee, Ryan "Stack" Clark, Jamie Bishop, Jarret Lane, Ross Abdallah Alameddine, Brian Bluhm, Jocelyne Couture-Nowak, Daniel Perez Cueva, Kevin Granata (Auf Wiedersehen), Matthew Gwaltney, Caitlin Hammaren, Jeremy Herbstritt, Rachel Hill, Emily Hilscher, Matt La Porte, Liviu Librescu, G.V. Loganathan, Partahi Lumbantoruan, Lauren Ashley McCain, Dan O'Neil, Juan Ortiz, Minal Panchal, Erin Peterson, Michael Steven Pohle, Jr., Julia Pryde, Mary Karen Read, Reema Samaha, Waleed Shaalan, Leslie Sherman, Maxine Turner, Nicole Regina White. We ARE Virginia Tech! Mike Paxson, Bea Youngs Paxson, Thomas "Troll" Taylor, Konstantin Federov, Chris LaSoya, Ollie Lang, Greg "Red" Hastings, Rocky Cagnoni, Brandon Short (Dude shot a guy 1-handed when he separated his shoulder, and continued to play after it. Beastly.) Any of those Pros out there playing Week after Week for low-pay. These are the Pros that know what it is to give 110%, to be sore after a practice, to go in hard, all in the name of the sport. My glass is raised to all those players. One day I hope I can stand next to you. Oh, and of course all the players in The Abyss!


     Dustin the Wind. 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Blacksburg
Body type:6' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Pirate, Cook
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Dustin the Wind. 's Schools
Prince Edward County High
Farmville, VA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1994 to 1997
Blacksburg High
Blacksburg, VA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Pirating
Minor: Piracy
Greek:   Lambda Lambda Lambda

1950 to 1952

   Dustin the Wind. 's Networking
Music - Performance - Bass




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   Dustin the Wind. 's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Dustin von Rettig. Yes, that 'von' is really there...sort of. It was there when my family came to America. At some point, they dropped it. I'm taking it back because it sounds cool. Yes, this is a recent development. I want to do two things when I grow up (and I'm running out of time). One is be a Chef. I love to cook, and I don't know where it came from. But I'm pretty damn good at it. The second is to be a Pro Paintball player. Since that's most likely not gonna happen, I'm leaning on the cooking. I do want to open a paintball field, because the only one in my area is pretty "ghetto". Join The Abyss. We play paintball for one reason. Because it's really fucking fun.

Here's a little survey thing to answer most other questions.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Dustin "The Wind" von Rettig, Pirate.
Birthday:The middle day of the middle month.
Birthplace:Somewhere you've never heard of.
Current Location:The Burg of Blacks, Old Dominion.
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:A more darker brown.
Height:6'2''. It's really like 6'1.5'', but with shoes it's easily 6'2''.
Right Handed or Left Handed:Both. Most of the men in my family are.
Your Heritage:Scots-Irish (Ulster Scots), German, Cherokee Indian.
The Shoes You Wore Today:My Churchill Vans and my West Minster Vans (work shoes)
Your Weakness:In what?
Your Fears:Not being remembered when it's all over. And Zombies.
Your Perfect Pizza:Pino's Pizza. Don't really care what's on it, as long as it's from Pino's in Farmville.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Win a CFOA event.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Indeed.
Thoughts First Waking Up:Why am I doing this again?
Your Best Physical Feature:My hair. It's amazing.
Your Bedtime:Whenever I trick myself into sleeping.
Your Most Missed Memory:Farmville and the last 30 minutes of AvPvM2
Pepsi or Coke:Coke. Pepsi is a horrible immitation. Mountain Dew, however, is King.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King. It's just better.
Single or Group Dates:Depends. Groups at first, Single if there's a good connection.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Twinings. For cold tea, I don't care.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke:Yes. Cigars. I have a Montecristo I need to enjoy.
Do you Swear:Fuck yes.
Do you Sing:Fuck yes...in G.
Do you Shower Daily:No. I should, but some days I just run out of time.
Have you Been in Love:Yes. I am now. However it won't work out. And that kills me.
Do you want to go to College:I do, but it probably won't happen.
Do you want to get Married:Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness:I used to. Now it's only if I've eaten a lot of sugary stuff.
Do you think you are Attractive:I'm really, really good looking.
Are you a Health Freak:No.
Do you get along with your Parents:Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Sure.
Do you play an Instrument:Bass and regular Guitar. I want to play the Mandolin, Banjo, and Violin. Dunno why.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:Hell, I've done that in the past hour.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Drugs are bad, m'kay.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Not an official one.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes, but I had to. We ate there going to DLC.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Oreo's don't come in boxes, dumbass.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Sort of.
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Nein.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:In the past day...
Ever been Drunk:Nope. I know how to control my drinking. Yay for me.
Ever been called a Tease:Yes.
Ever been Beaten up:Not that I recall.
Ever Shoplifted:Yep.
How do you want to Die:In some really badass way everyone will remember for a long time.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:The first Professional Paintball Chef.
What country would you most like to Visit:Ireland (again). I also want to go to Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue, Green, don't care really.
Favourite Hair Color:Blonde is nice. Red is great. Brunette is pretty. Black is cool.
Short or Long Hair:Long, but I'm not that picky.
Height:5'8''? Not too short, but if she's taller than me, I feel weird.
Weight:No Fat Chicks...
Best Clothing Style:Comfortable? And suits. Though a proper fitted suit it pretty comfortable.
Number of Drugs I have taken:Tylenol, Advil...Oh, not those kinds? Amm, a couple.
Number of CDs I own:I believe it would be considered "a fuckton"
Number of Piercings:None.
Number of Tattoos:None, yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:A lot. Like, my whole Freshman year (the first one.)

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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone and Everyone that plays the great sport of paintball, Morgan Webb, Adam Sessler, Kevin Pereira, Olivia Munn, Billy Connolly, The Bhoys of Celtic FC, Dropkick Murphy's *And Spicy McHaggis*, Flogging Molly. Here you go Olivia. .. width="425" height="350"> ..> If you like head banging Guitars, give Shane Gibson a listen. .. src="http://www.happysad.org/crom/shanebanner2.jpg" border="0" width="586" height="60" alt="the official shane gibson myspace"> Be sure to give "Emo Village Pillage" a listen to.

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Skully





Jul 18 2008 3:48 PM

Nice to have you as my friend Dustin..

Skully.
Nikki*Lynn





Jun 22 2008 10:18 PM

its good bout to start college....
and no i havent im ashamed but i couldnt afford it and i had softball so i had to play it safe but im about to start playin again.......
what about you....hows everything
Nikki*Lynn





Jun 22 2008 12:07 AM

heyyyyyyyy

it had been way too long since we have talked mister........
*Painkiller Jane*





Jun 3 2008 2:35 PM

congrats on graduating... and you should put up picks of your new marker so i can feel like shit for quiting... :(
*Painkiller Jane*





Jun 3 2008 1:26 PM

i was just thinking about you today and that we haven't talked in ages! lol! yeah im doing ok... better then i was 6 months ago... shit... as for paintball... i haven't played in over a year :( so at this point... i guess i may as well sell my gear and just give up.
How goes it with you?
Band of Shysters





May 24 2008 6:53 AM

Hey man!
Just wanted to let you know that our maxi-single "The Girl From the North" is finally done & up on myspace!
Have a listen, won't ya, and we'd love to hear your thoughts!
THE MIGHTY STEF





May 21 2008 7:15 AM

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Apr 14 2008 11:58 AM

zomg haiiiii!
BeaYoungs.com





Apr 2 2008 5:11 PM

Thanks, Dustin! Breanna said it best! See you soon, hopefully.
<3, Bea
Breanna





Apr 2 2008 4:06 PM

I'm doing pretty good..

the team did good over the weekend. we were the first all-female team to ever make it to Sundays so that was pretty cool. we went 6-2 in the prelims, and then lost in the quarter finals which sucked.

i'm not sure if i'll be on the chat tonight, i haven't been able to make it past 9pm since sunday night.
Boots





Mar 27 2008 12:45 PM

Ohhh. >.
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Brittany #27 www.destinypaintball.com





Mar 27 2008 4:27 AM

Thanks for requesting to add Dustin......Britt
Boots





Mar 26 2008 10:13 PM

You lost me, I think that was a joke but I dunno..
What pills? >.
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Boots





Mar 26 2008 9:17 PM

Alright, then maybe I will remember.

Nice. I walked up and read over his shoulder for a minute and realized what he was on, went away, and I was sitting in my room and a lightbulb clicked that you were Pirate.
XD