Toast
"Golden Brown  & Delicious!"

Male
28 years old
Seattle, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login:4/7/2008
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    Toast's Interests
GeneralBeing toasted. Being eaten. Being hot and buttery and having gooey sweet things spread all over me and then being eaten.
MusicSounds that go well with toast. Bread, Pearl Jam, The Jam, Jam & Spoon, The Bacon Brothers, Eggstone, Japancakes, Jellybean, etc.
MoviesBreakfast At Tiffany's, Porky's, The Breakfast Club, Rocky Horror Picture Show (Toast!) and Herbie The Love Bug.
TelevisionAlf, Barney Miller, The Simple Life, and WWF.
BooksAlbert Camus, Michel Foucault, Sylvia Plath, Ezra Pound, Joe Orton, Jean Genet, etc.
HeroesWasa Krisp Bread, French Toast (they go all the way, baby), the elusive Sourdough and Andy Warhol.


Larry 'Bud' Melman


Dame Edna Everage In Toast by NZ Artist Maurice Bennet
Groups: Dear Toast!Cultural Icons...& Those Who Should BeCarbohydratesToast ClubGLAMOUR SHOTSunited in spazziosity.Heels R Uswhat happened to s club 7?

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     Toast's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Good Eating
Income:$30,000 to $45,000



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   Toast's Blurbs
About me:
What can I say about myself? I am an exciting food stuff and loooove being eaten. I come in may flavors and you can spread all sorts of things all over my body. Toast rules!
Who I'd like to meet:
Some fancy British Marmalade. And that package of Strawberry Jam that eyed me the other day at breakfast.


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Toast has 25836 friends.
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Mar 27 2008 10:57 PM

ohhh i like bread and buttter,, iiiiiiiii like toast and jammm
n↓na





Mar 28 2008 6:33 PM

I want you in me.
Jen-knee





Apr 7 2008 1:06 AM

YEAHHH TOAST!
Fast Food





Apr 7 2008 1:12 AM

add
Lunatic Dog





Mar 29 2008 8:18 AM

Just had some of you.

And I'd do it again!

Yes, I would.
*pancake* oficial myspace pancake fanclub!





Mar 29 2008 12:23 PM

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Celia~~aka Didopixie from Yahoo chat~~





Apr 1 2008 2:41 PM

April Fool cat
Steve McGranahan





Apr 2 2008 12:37 PM

Hope everything is going well for you. Have a great week.
BYYYEEE!
ini





Apr 5 2008 9:55 AM

i want to spread things on you <3
The sun





Apr 6 2008 9:06 PM

I hope you have a wonderful week.



Forest



forest

Brittany





Feb 5 2008 1:52 PM

Ur online!!

U were soo good this mornin ;))
Fried Pickle!





Feb 5 2008 1:05 PM

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
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Feb 5 2008 12:51 PM

lily





Feb 5 2008 12:27 PM

and with a little slice of "foie gras"... You should be so appetizing :)
salem





Feb 5 2008 11:58 AM

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Tort urodzinowy





Feb 5 2008 7:02 AM

♥ Ellcia ~ Mrooffka ♥





Feb 5 2008 4:35 AM

♥seXi mama♥





Feb 4 2008 9:56 PM

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hello toast
thought i forgot u didnt u? never!
whenever i am home alone ur the piece i turn to everytime. stay safe u hear.. and watch out for butter he was askin for u! *hugs*
Patrick





Feb 4 2008 9:21 PM

you are absolutely amazing. the thought of your very existence is orgasmic. see you tomorrow morning.
Issue von Kid





Feb 4 2008 9:10 PM

say yes to carbs!!
Matt-a-saurus-rex





Feb 4 2008 9:07 PM

I'm so so sorry, but you're just so delicious with scrambled eggs!
Tell cousin toast (if you ever see him) that he was scrumpcious!
Adam F. Babyy





Feb 4 2008 8:41 PM

toast....just once could you comment me....i must know that my everlasting love for you is returned
torture





Feb 4 2008 8:18 PM

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Feb 4 2008 8:11 PM

hello toast you taste awesome
Jean





Feb 4 2008 5:38 PM

I have often been accused of being YOU!!! I was almost getting an identity crisis, bah ha ha! But here you are, YOU are really TOAST..
~jean
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Feb 4 2008 5:24 PM

cheese... and you.. mmmmm..
Wales In Union





Feb 4 2008 4:13 AM

Hi Toast , we thought you might enjoy this!!


Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham


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Jan 31 2008 8:23 PM

You are so delicious.
I couldnt image my life without you.
Thanks for all that you do for America toast.
Youre a true patriot.
Word
Dr. SAl RIP HST
Ass





Jan 31 2008 6:02 PM

Toast scaractch my last comment the link is dead, These are good.

Im Sorry man the last vid got wasted so heres both of them, Give me some feedback brother. Thanks.

I had to re upload. Might aswell delete my previous one the link is toast.

I have another on there called "People piss me off".

Ass





Jan 31 2008 12:16 PM

Thought you might like my new Anti Valentines song called "Pitchfork in your eye"

Gay Hipster Praying Mantises





Jan 30 2008 11:40 PM

Tara





Jan 30 2008 1:07 PM

i love you!!
Smurfette™





Jan 29 2008 7:35 PM


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