... Welcome to the new page dedicated to the sordid history of shawnees infamous RRed Balloon Bar and Grill!!
Check here often to read about all the "dirty little secrets" that only an insider could possibly know. We will be bringing to you all of the documented details collected over many, many years.
This site is for entertainment purposes only and cant be proven unless you count collaborated witness's storys and by documentation but what cant be proven by eye witnesses and painstaking notes is just a very evil fairy tale that would be pretty messed up if there is even the slightest chance that it isnt the absolute truth, even if it were true and I m not saying it is but some things may be true. I am not saying that you would be right if you come the conclusion that every damn thing written here is the absolute truth without any doubt but if you do come to the conclusion that all of this really did happen and is happening, then so be it. Just dont blame me if you assume that everything written here really did happen! I'm not saying it didnt. Im just writing up some storys that happen to be very specific memories.
Such as The Red Bhalloons unwritten policy of "white is right" when it comes to the hiring practices of this club. This writer finds it quite amazing that over the years this establishements has a record number of ZERO, African Americans, Latino, Middle Eastern and any other minorities finding employment at THE REDd BALLOON or should we say, The WHITE balloon.
Our site has decided to award da Red Balloon its coveted "Most Racist Bar in Shawnee KS"
Our reporters wonders if the white bed sheets and pointy hats are kept behind the bar for late night cross burnings after closing time or do they meet out in a field somewhere to hide the obvious racism.
Lets not forget other bigoted practices of the past. This is one of those not so secret "rules" that may or may not still be in effect at present. There was a time when The owner of The Rhed Balloon let her homophobic hatred of gay men and women bubble to the surface after some of her gay paying customers had the nerve to hold hands and kiss in her establishment. Her highness, the queen of extreme, printed up signs the next day Stating that "Public displays of affections such as kissing and holding hands would not be tolerated in The Red Balluon by couples of the same sex and they would be forced to leave the premises!"
The owner of The Red Ballooon (this same person stills owns This Anti-homosexual club today) forced the people she employed to enforce her hatred and if they looked the other way (which MOST of them did) when the "uppity queers" (as she put it) broke the rules, then that employee would be fired!
Just for the record. It was quite acceptable for couples of the opposite sex to engage in all forms of public lewd acts while patronizing the establishment. The signs that were hung up all over the bar were ONLY speaking to the gay community! The owner confidentially told one employess (and i quote) "that having all these dykes in our bar drives aways our other customers and will turn my club into a faggot bar" It worked. The lesbians and gays quit coming to the bar on specific nights and the owner was very happy!
As far as anyone knows these rules are still in effect but not acknowledged!
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Visit us often as we peal back the layers to EXPOSE to the world and to all those who we KNOW will be very interested in the "day to day" business that is common place at The Rhed Balloon.
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Interesting Info!!!! Did you know, that the OWNER of the R*d Balloon was so angry at The Pitch News magazine for calling The R*d Balloon a "Biker Bar" that she banned the pitch from the bar all together. She was afraid that associating her bar with BIKERS would give the club a bad name.
go ahead, look for a copy of the pitch in the balloon... now you know why you wont find them on sale for free.. she even refused free publicity from the magazine due to her mania.
When The Kansas City star made the same mistake of calling the *** balloon a biker bar the owner demanded a retraction. Her hatred and sterotyping of the good people who ride motorcycles would make for a great story if we could just find someone who might have been there while it was all going on... oh wait... hmmm
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Coming soon. Violation, violation violation: Strongarm tactics, Threats and the Lies used to violate employee rights!
This will be an in-depth report, as we expose fictional illegal practices that could be in use today at your favorite local dive who's name might rhyme with The Bled Baboon.
Also coming soon a little fiction piece we call "The story of Robin Hood and How he stole from the merry men and gave to his daughter". We based this on the classic english story but gave it a little twist. Instead of robbing from the rich our hero Robin Hood cut all of his poor Merry mens pay and gave all it to himself and his daughter. He promised to give back those pay cuts but his poor mistreated daughter needed a new house and a new car and Robin Hood figured that he had been fucking over his merry men for so long that they would just take it. Dont worry though there is a happy ending. Robin mysteriously finds well over $10,000 in a hidden account and gives back all of the pay cuts... shit, wait, nevermind... robin hood keeps that embezzled money for himself, buys himself a new car and goes on many, many, many vacations. The story has a sad ending when Maid Marion gets sick and Robin Hood starts fucking Marions best friend and goes to rub it in Marion face on her death bed by coming to visit Marion with his new girlfriend. FINALLY. in the end. Our readers feel triumph when Robin Hood end up in hell and has to suck the devils cock.... and trust me faithful readers.. the Devil has one big, giant, jaw splitting cock!!
Evick is the The Bret Michaels Band on Tour and on THE ROCK OF LOVE, they bring the band without Bret to AFTERSHOCK for what promises to be one HELL OF A GOOD TIME. Special Guest LOAD POINT PULL
