Ghosts and monsters. Aliens flying down in their spacecraft to kidnap people from their bedrooms at night. The government listening in on private conversations, ready to charge us with dissent and treason. The Men-In-Black waiting just around the corner. Guys in flannel shirts holding fish in their laps.
Self Defense against Alien Invaders in the event the 144,000 flying saucers don't really want to help us, but rather intend to eat us as many space aliens tend toward...
Music
The Musical Version of the War of the Worlds.
Movies
THE WAR OF THE WORLDS because another Martian invasion is inevitable
Also inevitable is the total destruction of Earth by mysterious asteroids, particularly MA99TS due to obliterate us in 2036. Maybe.
Television
The super-secret SHADO operation that still operates super secretly from its underground HQ at Pacific Tech
Books
The Vampire Earth series by E.E. Knight;
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead and World War Z, both by Max Brooks; Brotherhood of Darkness by Dr. Stanley Monteith; A Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi
Heroes
Dr. Stan. Dr. Stan says martial law will be declared "very soon." He said that Thursday night, May 29th, 2008. He didn't predict when martial law would be declared, but on Thursday May 29, 2008 he said it would be declared "very soon." ALSO, on his radio broadcast the evening of Tuesday March 3, 2009, Dr. Stan said that in six months to one year we will see the complete breakdown of society. This will probably result in the declaration of MARTIAL LAW very soon sometime. He hasn't mentioned mandatory RFID chips for everyone lately, but Katherine Albrecht was on recently and she did.
The Reliable Fireball's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Redfield
Body type:
5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Private Detective
The Reliable Fireball's Schools
Onondaga Community College
Syracuse,NY
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Criminal Justice ;-)
Minor: Hard knocks
1986 to 1987
The Reliable Fireball's Companies
The Reliable Fireball Redfield, US Investigator Mysterious Mysteries
Current
Pennsylvania Dept. of Environmental Resources Philadelphia, PA US Investigating ABCs Mystery Division
Contract
NYS DEC Western & Central/Southern Tier, New York US Tech I Urban Bear Response
Certified
The Reliable Fireball -- Wildlife Division CNY/WNY Southern Tier, New York US Senior Technician Suburban Possum Patrol
Contract
The Reliable Fireball is moving Posted at 12:43 AM Nov 29 view more
About me: The Reliable Fireball, its operatives and agents, investigate mysterious mysteries such as Huge Black Alien Cats, although we have currently shelved that division as there is no call for it anymore since the TWTL Boys went off the air. We are also reducing resources used to investigate Government Mind Control through HDTV converter boxes inasmuch as there is little interest in that, either. The Reliable Fireball's main office is now connected directly to the Bubblegum News Network worldwide Bubblegum Service, including the National Fierce Catastrophic Hurricane & Tropical Storm Center, enabling us to post the latest news -- the "news behind the news" and the "story behind the story." The Fireball also tracks secret government conspiracies, the locations of SECRET FEMA DETENTION CAMPS and HALLIBURTON PRISON CAMPS (although many of these have proven to be horseshit as well), and the ever-present threat of a National Emergency resulting in the declaration of martial (not "marshal") law, the destruction of the Constitution by private police forces and the United States Army taking over and patrolling small towns in Montana and elsewhere, all of which is constantly being predicted like to scare the living shit out of people, but which, for some unknown reason, never actually seems to happen. THE SEARCH FOR THE DEADLY DEATH TRAINS WITH CHAINS AND SHACKLES, GUILLOTINE FLATCARS AND SATANIC ALTARS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INASMUCH AS THE MATTER HAS BEEN CLOSED BY INVESTIGATION, it appearing to all intents and purposes that THE DEADLY PRISONER BOXCARS DISGUISED AS RAILWAY CAR CARRIERS ARE, IN FACT, RAILWAY AUTOMOBILE CARRIERS, albeit still manufactured by the bastardly Gunderson Corporation, but still having NO EVIDENCE, DIRECT OR OTHERWISE, of CHAINS, SHACKLES, GUILLOTINES, OR SATANIC ALTARS or anything else like that. There just... isn't, man. No one has been sounding the alarm on this much anymore, anyhow. Also on the lookout for an invasion from Mars (seasonal investigations as that is more likely in September or thereabouts). The Reliable Fireball is not currently hiring, but in the event a position opens up, applications will be accepted with the clear understanding that the Fireball offers no compensation, remuneration, MONEY, or much of anything else for any affiliation with The Reliable Fireball. But it's cool to be able to say you're an operative of -- THE RELIABLE FIREBALL. Contact The Offices of the Reliable Fireball any time at the_reliable_fireball@yahoo.com (Fireball operatives are enjoined not to sit around holding fish in their laps or be photographed holding fish in their laps, especially when wearing flannel shirts regardless of how manly it may appear, as that looks stupid and gives the company a bad image.)
Video Proof that the Martians are preparing to Invade Earth
THE SKOODLE (provided by our South Carolina affiliate)
Who I'd like to meet: The little owl whose each reedy whinny
is from a bird no bigger than a heart and
flies out of a tall black pine and, in a breath, is taken away by the stars. Yet, with small hope from the center of darkness it calls out again and again.
I have officially requested a trailcam many times, sir. It is obviously needed because of all the trees running around in the woods here. Perhaps you accidentally spilled coffee on the paper forms I have filled out.
It is understood that Fireball Associate is a fully self - funded position but you can't blame me for requesting.
The sale of the ABC division is quite disillusioning . I am afraid of opening the Fireball Associate Supply Closet here because sometimes a rush of hotair and bullshit comes boiling out.
That's mainly what I have as supplies.
Thank you so much for all of the mirth. All employ complaints will be filed in the trash. HaHa.
You're funny.
But seriously, even Tom Biscardi has trailcams . I have to spit every time I see that man's name , Yuck.
16 year old on a bike running from cops does not mean he should die!!! We used to run from the cops all the time as kids!! Should I have been killed for that?? I SHOULD SAY NOT. Anyway, thanks for reading/ viewing my bulletins~
“Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will remember every rescuer who died in honor. We will remember every family that lives in grief. We will remember the fire and ash, the last phone calls, the funerals of the children. “ - President George W. Bush, November 11, 2001
May the families, friends, and colleagues find some measure of peace in knowing there is a special place in heaven for such brave and selfless souls. May the respect of the thousands who will stand at the services be felt by Lt. McCarthy and Firefighter Croom . May the little grandchild of Lt. McCarthy , the small daughter of Firefighter Croom ,and his unborn child , grow up knowing they come from selfless heroes and take pride. May the courage of these heroes inspire us all to be our best.
Authorities say an inmate convicted of killing four California Highway Patrol officers in 1970 died over the weekend at Kern Valley State Prison in an apparent suicide.
Sixty-seven-year-old Bobby Augusta Davis was pronounced dead early Sunday morning after correctional officers found him unresponsive in his maximum-security single cell.
" The rabbit's eye differs from that of the owl. " TRF tells us how to be owls instead of rabbits, how to be hawks instead of mice. Then He shows us the vulnerabilities of the hawk ,the owl, and the panther. He befriends the brave and teaches us to befriend the worthy warriors who are more vulnerable than most of us realize. These are some of the benefits of Fireball Association. Thank You.
