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  • Theresa Profeta

  • 25 / Female
  • Portland, Maine, US
  • Last Login: 7/8/2009

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: the year 1938
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 6" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Sexaholic/Filmmaker

Blurbs

About me:

. (i love) . Heidi . Heather . Myself .

hi
my name is Theresa.
i make art every single day.
i support local artists with ASAG.

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my favoritessst:

pie.
naps.
books.
sewing.
history.
knitting.
zombies.
traveling.
polaroids.
straight edge.
friends & family.

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Dot. 2003-2007

Who I'd like to meet:

•NOT YOUR BAND.

•Toby Huss.
•Albert Speers.
•Stephen Colbert.
Stella.
•Self-Proclaimed dorks.

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Interests

  • General

    ..I LOVE:..
    •Cuddling of the Nude Variety
    •Flimmaking
    •Photography
    •Gold Feva Wings
    •Stuffed Animals
    •Philosophy
    •History
    •Reading
    •Fried Beancurd
    •Bacon
    •Hair Cuts/Dye
    •Straight Edge Lifestyle
    •Tattoos
    •Knitting
    •Shirly Temples
    •Vinyls
    •Sewing
    •Making Dreams Reality
  • Music

    ..TUNES:..
    •LUCILLE BOGAN
    •COVERED IN BEES
    •The Andrews Sisters
    •Fire on Fire
    •The Cramps
    •Circle Takes the Square
    •Rilo Kiley
    •Interpol
    •The Specials
    •The Clash
    •Pedro the Lion
    •Old Crow Medicine Show
    •The Misfits
    •Samuel James
    •Five Iron Frenzy
    •Buddy Holly and The Crickets
    •Hot Club in Cowtown
    •Weezer
    •Echo and The Bunnymen
    •Billie Holiday
    •Bobby Darin
    •Johnny Cash
    •and a crap load more...
  • Movies

    ..MY MOVIES:..
    •3 Minutes
    •The Truth In The Lies
    •The Friend
    •Sammy
    •The Search for God
    •The Outfitting of the Empire
    •Why Cut
    •Richard Brunelle: painter, cartoonist, superhero
    •Projections of the Mind
    •Tea's Tale
    •Backwards
    •On Wings of Gold: a gold feva wing obession
    •Bear Skin
    •Life In Motion: Life Fast Forwarded
    •Unchangeable
    •the Mac Movie
    and a few other short films...

    ..OTHER PEOPLE'S MOVIES:..
    •Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    •American Psycho
    •The Assassination of Jeese James by the coward Robert Ford.
    •The Day The Earth Stood Still
    •Star Wars
    •Evil Dead
    •Heavenly Creatures
    •Two Mules For Sister Sara
    •Ken Burn's Civil War
    •Gone With the Wind
    and a brazillion more...

  • Television

    ..CARTOONS..
    •Harvey Birdman Attroney at Law
    •The Venture Bros.
    •The Oblongs
    •Mission Hill
    •The Family Guy
    •The Critic
    •Cowboy Bebop
    •Ren & Stimpy
    •Spongebob Squarepants

    ..NOT CARTOONS..
    •It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
    •The Office
    •Seinfeld
    •Strangers With Candy
    •LOST
    •The Colbert Report
    •The Adventures of Pete and Pete
    •Good Eats
    •STELLA
    •Kids in the Hall
    •Mythbusters
    •Upright Citizens Brigade

  • Books

    ..AUTHORS I'M A SUCKER FOR:..
    •Stephen King
    •John Eldredge
    •Max Lucado
    •Phillip K. Dick
    •Shel Silverstein

    ..BOOKS:..
    •The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger
    •The Dark Tower: Drawing of the Three
    •The Dark Tower: The Wastelands
    •The Dark Tower: Wizard and Glass
    •The Dark Tower: Wolves of the Calla
    •The Dark Tower: Song of Susannah
    •The Dark Tower: The Dark Tower
    •A Travel Guide to Heaven
    •The Giving Tree
    •Swallow
    •History of Breasts
    •A Love Worth Giving
    •Inklings of God
    •Catcher in the Rye
    •Swan Song
    •Dr. Seuss ANYTHING!
    •Never Tease a Weasel
    • The Dark Tower comics
    •Army of Darkness comics
    •Hero Bear & the Kid comics
    •We3 comics

  • Heroes








    and...
    •Rick Berry
    •Phil Hale
    •Micheal Wheltan
    •Dr. William Phaff
    •Theresa Schmitt
    •Chris Myott
    •Bettie Page
    •Joe Strummer
    •P.T. Anderson
    •The Brothers Chaps
    •The Brothers Wachowski
    •Spencer Tunick
    •Gregory Crewdson
    •Alex Ross
    •Anyone who loves their enemies as themselves

Schools

  • Chester College Of New England

    • Chester, NEW HAMPSHIRE
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: VIDEO/PHOTOGRAPHY/ILLUSTRATION
    2002 to 2006
  • Becker College

    • Worcester, MASSACHUSETTS
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: PSYCHOLOGY!
    2001 to 2002
  • Lafayette Sr. High

    • Wildwood,Missouri
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: LATIN CLUB! WOOOO!
    1997 to 2000

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Comments

Displaying 25 of 757 comments
  • Jun 9 2009 3:36 AM


  • May 5 2009 6:29 PM

    you were missed. xoxo
  • Apr 30 2009 6:24 PM

    Looks like someone rejoined civilization. Great to hear from you! BEES sunday night at GENOS, if you are back in town.
  • Apr 12 2009 3:43 PM

    ??????? i felt like my comment needed a few more question marks lol!!
  • Apr 12 2009 3:42 PM

    Hey!!!! hows the? roadtrippin going??? you and tara having some good bonding time? :)
  • Apr 11 2009 4:02 AM

    Hey! Hope all is well in your travels. can you believe a month has passed already? See you when you get home.
    <3
  • Mar 9 2009 7:22 PM

    half octopus with a full beak vagina!
  • Mar 7 2009 8:46 PM

    guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl hayy!
  • Feb 15 2009 6:33 AM

    thank you dear! I spent it snuggling with my love bug! ;0)
  • Feb 8 2009 12:50 AM

    Hey! YOu excited for next week!...your going to look even more bad ass....BadAss Tea Pro.
  • Dec 26 2008 11:53 PM

    Hey Girl. Hope Christmas was good. I didn't call because I was sick as a dog and I have no voice.

    I'll be on Aim, though, if ya want to chat later on.
  • Dec 26 2008 10:57 PM

    Check Watson's page for a photo of your tattoo. There is another photo I am going to throw in there once I get back in town.


    Happy Holidays! See you soon.
  • Dec 24 2008 2:37 AM

    hiya p-nut.
  • Dec 20 2008 5:59 PM

    You know one of the fist sketches of Santa Claus was a big fat drunk guy riding a turkey drawn sliegh! I'm totally drawing that some day.
  • Dec 1 2008 6:00 PM

    can i be your 'watson'?

    aka: the real brains of the operation.
  • Nov 28 2008 10:08 PM

    i do think i remember you...

    if by still playing you mean setting up a microphone in the comforts of my own bedroom and dramatically trying to figure life out, then yes, i am still playing.
    :)
  • Nov 28 2008 6:58 PM

    hey. thanks for your words... they are super nice to hear (or read!). i don't know what the deal is with adding a song... i looked into it, seems it is possible to add songs from my page... maybe try again?

    happy day after thanksgiving.
  • Nov 27 2008 3:44 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving!
  • Nov 20 2008 11:32 PM

    thanks dear!
  • Nov 17 2008 12:29 AM

    Hope the show-and-tell birthday slumber party bash went well. Sorry I wasn't there.
    See you at home babe!

    Much love,

    -"j.
    Lew"
  • Nov 14 2008 2:08 PM

    happppppy birthday!
  • Nov 12 2008 3:21 PM

    We certainly are.
    You rock!!
  • Oct 7 2008 2:01 PM

    heyyyyy i got your message last night but it was late...and now i am home sick from work.
    but i will call you tonight! <3
  • Oct 3 2008 4:44 AM

    your myspace says that you signed up 10/04/03.
    if that is true, it is almost YOUR five year myspace-iversary!!!!