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The Retards
Punk



Rugby,
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  3/2/2008
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   The Retards: General Info
Member Since8/16/2005
Band MembersMike: bass guitar and backing vocals / Jack: lead vocals / Chris: drums / Henry: guitar and backing vocals
Influenceseverything and anything we've ever heard
Sounds Likelisten to the songs and make your own mind up
Type of LabelNone




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   About The Retards
We are still going so stop asking!

We are a 4 piece "fun-punk" band from Rugby, Warwickshire. We are always looking for gigs and don't ask for much. We never spilt up, contrary to popular belief, but we have to arrange practises around our hectic schedules! Mike is working as a postman, so he's up at 5 in the morning every morning, and he's engaged. Chris is at university in Newcastle near Stoke and has stopped drinking. Jack has a job teaching media but does also have a house. Henry actually made it through college and is currently a white van man.

The three songs on the player were recorded in our practise room with a single Sony ECM-99A mic plugged into a Sony TC-153SD. Both of these are over 30 years old.

The pictures which come up when the songs play are of Mike's dog, Flash, the soundest dog you'll ever meet. One of our favourite benches at Caldecott Park. The last one is of Tom Long, who has done sound for us at least 100 times!

Gigs! Yes please! Anywhere, anytime, life permitting.
the_retards@hotmail.com

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THE JELLYHEADS





Jul 3 2008 11:29 AM

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Apr 11 2008 10:55 AM











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Apr 4 2008 6:01 PM

Only 8 days to go!

The Usual Suspects





Mar 16 2008 10:54 PM

hey there how are things? your page is looking awesome! anyhow, i just found some awesome new ringtones from www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the tightest stuff!
THE JELLYHEADS





Oct 31 2007 9:56 AM

HEY LOOK!
THE JELLYHEADS HAVE A GIG AT THE COURTHOUSE RUGBY THIS FRI NIGHT 2ND NOV. + SUPPORT BAND. STARTS 8.30. C U THERE FOLKS!
Young Offender





Oct 21 2007 11:53 AM

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Oct 16 2007 4:13 PM

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Oct 14 2007 11:21 PM

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Oct 3 2007 5:16 AM

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May 19 2007 5:40 PM

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May 4 2007 4:27 PM

Guys! We're back! Hurrah!
Bandstickers





May 4 2007 12:18 AM

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Mar 29 2007 2:10 PM

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Mar 22 2007 9:26 PM

Hi The Retards !! I hope you can make it along to Covfest on 31st March :)

Covfest!


Covfest1 is on 31st March for more information click HERE

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Mar 17 2007 11:22 AM




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Mar 9 2007 10:03 PM

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Mar 8 2007 2:26 PM

All Girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter, I got proof.
Heads up here for you guys, my best friend Pete has been getting all the girls at school and work after he has not had a girlfriend in the past 2 years. I asked him if he is drugging them or whatever so he told me his little secret. He has been taking these tablets, Click here so see where he gets them from EHEDS.COM they made his little magic stick grow almost double the size it was in about 2 months and he says it is still getting bigger.
I thought he was kidding around so I investigated a little bit into it and sure enough I found nine bottles of the these pills under his bed and to top that off, his 2 brothers are now taking them too, I don't know, but I am thinking now of buying them for you know who.. I know it sounds shallow but after seeing the results, it is hard to not do it.
I am telling you I have all the proof needed that they work, the place you order them from even guarentees that they will work on any guy or they give you what you paid right back. Don't pass up on this one guys, it is 100% confirmed and for real. Get them while they are still available by Going here Just copy and paste this address in your browser. EHEDS.COM
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Feb 14 2007 1:20 AM

To In At The Deep End Records Website
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Feb 10 2007 9:04 PM

Check us out you wont be disappointed

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peace
Mickey Jay





Jan 25 2007 12:37 PM

Anyone interested?

Leggs effers





Jan 8 2007 12:21 AM

hey ho mutha's
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Nov 2 2006 11:14 AM

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Oct 21 2006 3:40 AM

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Oct 9 2006 11:32 AM

Heeeey! If you 'MEN' aren't doing anything 27th Oct, you should come over Bham Academy with us lot for our Gangsters Halloween outing! And then on Bonfire Night weekend, come to our Bonfire Parteee!

xx
Bandstickers





Sep 18 2006 9:23 PM

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Sep 18 2006 2:58 PM

Guys, No Expense' drummer (i.e. the only one with real musical talent) is leaving =(


Me and Guesty need hugs =p
Sha-Pink





Sep 6 2006 7:11 PM

Thanks for just being you.
Live Young, Die Fast.





Sep 5 2006 3:48 AM

did u do recordin the otherday?
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Sep 2 2006 9:58 AM

Oi Oi!!,
There's the flyer up on the relative sites!!
Peace, AAMC
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Aug 20 2006 3:44 AM

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Posted up today,
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Aug 19 2006 11:39 AM

Thanx!
harry





Aug 18 2006 5:25 AM

how do i get to this place tonight? i imght come along..
HiMyNameIsRob





Aug 15 2006 2:42 PM

I miiiissyou sexy punk rock people.

I should be driving september time. And when I do I prooomise i'll be down to your shows in Nuneaton =D I have a hard time getting there at the moment what with being transportionally challenged =)

Come back to Rugby one day!!

Rob
NE
Mr Craig!





Jun 22 2006 2:39 AM

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Young Offender





Jun 18 2006 1:48 PM

Wicked set at the cross last night boys !

Nice one !
effervescent





Jun 18 2006 4:54 AM

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Jun 11 2006 12:25 AM

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harry





May 29 2006 10:44 AM

its alright yea spending money i dont have tho.like the new stuff different than the britney spears covers i remember. howcome its slow cos of chris being at uni and stuff?
Jackpot Bandits





May 26 2006 5:24 AM

so basically........

battle of the bands @ the youthie kenilworth starts 6:45
lots of wicked bands
such as pop punk (in this case emo) boys NEVER ENOUGH
heavy rockers VALKEA as seen at the leavers assembilly with guest drummer Ed gallaway
some other bands
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
PUNKY SKA BOYS
JACKPOIT BANDITS
ALL THIS FOR ONLY 1 POUND

GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/JACKPOTBANDITS

FOR MORE INFO....other bands sites may also have info BUT THEY CAN PROMOTE THEMSELVES
harry





May 21 2006 1:41 AM

alright boys? longtime no see..
Now; /drowningboys





Apr 23 2006 1:59 PM

Hahaha.
You're so taking me to the gay bar next time.







Ohyeahh.
Hi.
* Chris *





Apr 16 2006 1:44 PM

I saved Jacks life once.
Up and Coming Promotion





Apr 16 2006 9:46 AM

Hey! I have agreed to help out a band called December Fading, who are looking for support slots, for a gig around Banbury, Oxford or Leamington. If you have any, please contact them.

Thank you!
UNSIGNED Magazine [NEW issue out SOON!]





Apr 9 2006 6:02 AM

Heylooooooo and thanks for the add guys :)

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