Dr. Royce Clemens
"Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead."

Male
25 years old
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa
United States



Last Login: 5/16/2008
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Status:In a Relationship
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No

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Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter


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www.horroryearbook.com
El Cerrito, California US
Film Critic
Current Releases

2/07-8/07
www.filmfanatix.com
Tyne & Wear, England UK
Film Critic/Moderator
Current Releases

4/07-Present
www.2snaps.tv
El Cerrito, California US
Cranky Asshole/Film Critic
Event Films

5/07-8/07
www.geeksofdoom.com
Brooklyn, New York US
Film Critic
Current Releases

6/07-Present
www.fatally-yours.com
Costa Mesa, California US
Film Critic
Current Releases

9/07-Present
www.filmarcade.net
Bell Mawr, New Jersey US
Film Critic
Current Releases

1/08-Present
Fist of an Angry Doc
Council Bluffs, Iowa US
Film Critic/Editor
Currents Releases/Op-Ed Desk

1/08-Present



Dr. Royce Clemens has a low tolerance for Boll-shit.

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People I've already met before. Gee, thanks, Tom.

   


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Dr. Royce Clemens has 180 friends.
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Tony Farinella





May 15 2008 12:23 PM

Hey, sir.

I assume you've seen this already, but if not ...

http://www. startribune. com/sports/twins/18958669. html?location_refer=Opinion
~FARBLE~





May 13 2008 6:17 PM

Ditto! Things are good this way. Well, except the fact that we have a massive thunderstorm headed this way right now.
Sorry I have been out of touch lately.
Talk soon!
Jerry





May 13 2008 5:53 PM

I enjoyed your review of Conjurer.
Hope you are having a good week.
~FARBLE~





May 13 2008 12:00 PM

Hey and stuff! What's new pussycat?
Jerry





May 8 2008 2:33 PM

rumpunch
♥STEPH





May 5 2008 2:49 PM

You'll be missed this summer! Keep in touch...go red sox :)
The Rub: Movie Reviews





May 4 2008 12:18 AM

Enjoy the summer. I know how much 'fun' stuff there is to do in Iowa in the summer, or any time for that matter...
TonyD





May 3 2008 7:15 PM

Have a great summer, sir. Be sure to stay in touch.
Jerry





May 3 2008 5:19 PM

The "other stuff" is cool.
Good for you!!
Enjoy your summer!!
JD2





May 1 2008 4:37 PM

Thank you my friend.
Molly Celaschi





May 1 2008 10:42 AM

Powers of Super Shellac Unite!

Molly Celaschi





Apr 30 2008 11:10 AM

PocaHauntus says Thanks!

Jerry





Apr 29 2008 8:47 PM

Looks like another one I can't wait to read. Very cool. Thank you for the news.
Jerry





Apr 29 2008 7:43 PM

That was a good summer. Great film, great book and great soundtrack.
Reminds me I need to read his newest novel which I have on a pile somewhere around here.
Rum Punch was the first novel I read by him back in the early 90's and it felt really good.
Jack Foley
Molly Celaschi





Apr 29 2008 9:32 AM

A penguin smacking another one.

Myspace Comments - Penguin Smack Down
Molly Celaschi





Apr 29 2008 9:15 AM

If only you were this close...

Molly Celaschi





Apr 25 2008 9:53 AM

..


Demographics:

The area surrounding Michael Bay is known for a highly diverse population from various backgrounds.

* 32% People Running from Fireballs
* 14% Magical Negro / Token Black mix
* 9% Hispanic
* 8% Elderly Martial Arts Master
* 7% Sidekick
* 6.5% Grizzled Veteran Cop Who is Getting Too Old for this Shit
* 5% Corrupt Politician
* 5% Sentient Robot
* 4% Reluctant Hero
* 3.5% Loose Cannon
* 3% Repentant Traitor Who Redeems Self but Dies Anyway
* 2% Ill-Fated Lover
* 1% Trained Killing Machine
Jerry





Apr 24 2008 9:18 AM

http://www. milkandcookies. com/link/66708/detail/
Molly Celaschi





Apr 22 2008 3:53 PM

~FARBLE~





Apr 21 2008 8:32 PM

I am just stopping by to tell you hello.

Hope all is well.
Have a good week!
Molly Celaschi





Apr 21 2008 2:48 PM

Celina





Apr 21 2008 8:12 AM

Thank you for the Dr.
Clemens, how are you?
Jerry





Apr 18 2008 8:03 PM

That was truly hardcore!!
Molly Celaschi





Apr 17 2008 8:31 AM

My new favorite quote is of unknown origin, although I've heard it and said it many times.

"He is an idiot.
"
Ægir





Apr 16 2008 11:51 AM

Freedom. Glorious, terrible freedom.
Molly Celaschi





Apr 16 2008 9:29 AM

Perfidious is my new favorite word.

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
"
Molly Celaschi





Apr 16 2008 9:13 AM

Because it would confuse me, so to confuse him back I'd be forced to blow up.

"Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
"
Molly Celaschi