Shoot dog, ChYx0Rz, Indian Casinos, real casinos, your sister's birthmark, Jagermeister.
I'm also quite preoccupied with the personal acquisition of both nautical vessels and ladies willing to engage in acts of moral and physical turpitude.
Music
The sweet chin variety
Movies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Television
Right now I'm partial to Lost, Lockup, Battlestar Galactica, and Parking Wars.
Well, I finally caved and decided to write something here. Anyone who knows me will know what an accomplishment that is...
Anyway I'm Paul and I'm probably the best person that has ever lived. I'm invincible and charming, and by looking at my profile you've taken the first step in your journey to extreme happiness. Congratulations! I do lots of things, but if i told you even 1/10000th of them your head would explode from too much awesome. You should message me if this sounds interesting, because no one can have too many friends right? Especially if you're about to get in a fight.
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Check us out this month! IT'S OUR 1YEAR ANNINVERSARY OF "SUITE 101" Fresno's Premier Comedy Club inside Thai Palms Rest. and Bar! We Have 2 major Headlners from LA comin in on th Fri 17th/SAt 18th,(Rick Martinez and Aida Rodrigues) as well as Dominik from Los Angeles, and yours truely Fresno's famous Andre Covington as well as Fresno's Aaron Stewart!! $2 Budlights all night and appetizer specials as well! This show will start at 9p both nights! CELEBRATE 1yr of laughs with us on July 17th/18th!! Call for info anytime (559)760-1798 Aaron
SCHOOL IS OUT!!!!! @SUITE 101 in Thai Palms Rest and Bar!! "FRESNO'S PREMIER COMEDY CLUB" Lets start ahvin some serious fun! Every week at "COMICS GONE WILD" we have had new faces jumping on stage and tearin the crowd up! We now have 1 headliner for you to enjoy each week also! You get amatuer friends from all around the valley and NOW WE HAVE A HEADLINER EACH NIGHT AS WELL!! We still rock our $1 PBR's, $2 Budlights, $5 shots, and of course the beerpong tables! This whole show is only $5 and we laugh our asses off everytime! Show starts at 9p! Come cheer your friends on and laugh your ass off to our headliner Mike Wirtz! info (559)760-1798
CHECK THIS SHOW OUT TONIGHT!!! We now have a house band that performs as a side act to the comedians and a set after the show!! We've been havin bout 100people per night!! src="http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt149/suite101/CWflier-2b.jpg"> $1PBR's, $2Budlights, $5shots, beerpong and Laughs all night!! Show starts at 9p and $5 at the door! info: (559)760-1798 or (559) 438-2803 DONT FORGET TO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR AARON STEWART(SUITE 101's Promoter) as FRESNO'S PROM KING! JUST GO TO fresnoprom.com!!!! Thank you for your support
<img This weekend Steve Flye is gonna tear the house down with laughs!! straight from LA and to SUITE 101 inside Thai Palms Restaurant and Bar! Always with the dinner and appetizer menu, not to mention the FULL BAR!! This Fri/Sat, 15th/16th! 8p start! Bring a date, bring some friends, but definitely get there early cause these show are selling out every month now!! Remember that we start 1st and 3rd weekend show in June(5th&6th) info: (559)760-1798 or (559) 438-2803 DONT FORGET TO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR AARON STEWART(SUITE 101's Promoter) as FRESNO'S PROM KING! JUST GO TO fresnoprom.com!!!! Thank you for your support ALSO CATCH OUR COLLEGE WEDNESDAYS!!!! AMATUER COMEDY EVERY WEDNESDAY! $1PBR's, $2bdlts, 5 shooters, and beerpong!
If you havent stopped by SUITE 101 @Thai Palms for our "Comics Gone Wild" Comedy show, dont miss out this week! SPRING BREAK is starting and we are kickin into gear with $1PBR's and $2 Budlights!