The Reverend Spadge Dooley - Chief Executive Officer.
Sister Madge Dooley - moral support.
Cardinal Spazmo - immoral support.
Badger Boy Little Spadge - Actual music.
Doctor Ace Space-Face - weapons.
Sir Carravagion Hyp-Gnosis - Late Victorian debauchery, laudanum.
The May Hill Pig-F**kers - local knowledge and Fulk Music.
The Artist Currently Known as Nick Fletcher draws pictures of Spadge.
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THE Reverend Spadge Dooley founded the Church of the Awesome Machine Accidental as a vehicle for his own expression and profit, it now forms the core equity in Spadge Dooley Religions Inc.
The Reverend Spadge Dooley is undisputed Chief Executive Officer of the Church of the Awesome Machine Accidental and all its subsiduaries - he brooks no dissent and rules with an iron fist in a teflon glove.
The music of the Church is recorded by The Reverend Spadge Dooley with the help of his disciples, accolytes and adherents.
Church headquarters are in Newent, Gloucestershire and Flaxley Gloucestershire, there are branches of the Church in Tottenham and Caerdydd (Cardiff).
The Cathedral of the Church and site of all Accidental Knowing is the summit of May Hill in Gloucestershire.
As the Church of the Awesome Machine Accidental is yet to be adopted as the national religion of any country, the church has adopted its own country: Wales, incorporating Gloucestershire to the River Severn.
Once there was no Church of the Awesome Machine Accidental and no The Reverend Spadge Dooley, there was simply an Awesome Accidental Machine and Spadge Dooley.
As editor of The Daily Liar, one of our nation's finest, most-respected and predictably despicable newspapers Spadge was for many years happy to succeed in his chosen profession.
However, the viccissitudes of the journalistic life took their toll upon Spadge, who become a truly magnificent alchoholic and polymorphous pervert. Granted special leave from the Liar after a spectacular but unsuccesful attempt to interview a man claiming to be the returning Angry Veangeful Jesus - "This time it's personal" - Spadge found himself screwed up, chucked out and washed up.
He returned to his birthplace, Newent in Gloucestershire. Here he wandered and walked and wondered and worried in search of peace.
While walking through woodlands close to May Hill (by the Garlic Dippy, near the Verve Clique Hole), he heard someone calling his name. Or so he thought. The noise was that of a feral child. The boy had somehow arrived in a badgers' sett and been raised there by friendly Brock, who is our brother. The child had taken on some of his new family's appearance - his face was daubed in the black and white stripe - and lost most of the few words his human parents had given him.
He had not cried Spadge, but was trying to call his badger parents with the help of some apparatus.
A cursory search of the copse soon revealed the corpses of the boy's tribe, killed in all probability by the Taynton and Glasshouse Badger Hund - a peculiarly unpleasant group of semi-nomadic blood sport enthusiasts ready to prey on any creature the law would allow.
The boy needed help and Spadge gathered him to his pigeon chest, collected the apparatus, strewn where the Hund had left it, and returned to his temporary bivouac on the summit of May Hill.
There, he realised what he had found. A cache of homemade synthesisers, clickers, bangers, whirrers, reverberators and other equipment left by Newent's most famous son, Robert George "Joe" Meek.
Working with the badger boy, soon renamed Little Spadge, and after ingesting certain May Hillian fungi Spadge Dooley died and The Reverend Spadge Dooley was born.
Gathering many speckled feckless fuckers and assorted nefarious ne'er-do-wells around him as he preached his fire and brimstone message of randomness around the Forest of Dean Dooley soon had a small religion on his hands. Thus was born The Church of the Awesome Machine Accidental, which soon welcomed to its twisted bosom Cardinal Ifan Spazmo, Doctor Ace Space-Face and the lovely Sister Madge Dooley.
The church grows, as churches do, and is happy to receive applications for membership or officer status.
The noise is just the noise.
The rest is mystery.
Dooley's creator has a blog called Pointless Anointed.
There's more Dooley music at The Noisehead site, where you'll be invited to part with your money should you be so inclined - it will be used to fund crusades against the heathens of Dymock.
The Reverend Spadge Dooley's Friend Space (Randomized)
Pending the new release "Melotonine" (release date coming soon), i decided to offer you a part of my best recent works in a free EP, "Cupboard Replacement", downloadable in all numeric formats with special graphic art works by Flint on Music AutOmatiK's Website :
We can stay in contact on facebook now... Thanks for your support !
Venerdì 20/11 torna SILENCIO FESTIVAL, come sempre allo zion rock club di conegliano!
Guests della serata saranno PER LA PRIMA VOLTA INSIEME IN ITALIA il duo tedesco simbolo della OSTWIND formato da MARC POPPCKE & ALEX NIGGEMAN!
Silencio; c/o zion rock club; via camillo vazzoler 30/b; zona industriale campidui; conegliano
Ingresso univeristari 10 euro con consumazione entro le 00 Ingresso in prevendita 12 euro con consumazione (2 d.p. + 10 alla cassa) Ingresso intero 15 euro con consumazione
thankyou for friendance your reverendlyness are you familiar with your neighbours the buff monkey ensemble -they also have badger affiliates-and look like possible spadge converts fff.
this gift is a guitar; make a nice garden and dedicate it to a missing loved one or a cause you are working on or your wonderful Mom or Dad or anything else you would like to. This app is relaxing and a stress buster :)
Hi The Reverend Spadge Dooley, got some show info. and Videos to share....
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Galaxy Machine Show Friday August 14th in Georgetown at "The Mix" 6006 12th ave. south Seattle, Washington 98108 The Galaxy Machine, Riot in Stereo, Tygerrs Lair.... $6adv. $8 Door 21+ order adv tickets online at: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/77879
This is a rewarding app. You can make special gardens with beautiful flowers For any cause; or in memory of someone dear to you; or just to relax. I apologize in advance for the way they worded this bulletin it wasn't very diplomatic thats for sure; however if you ever wish you had a place to go and relax this app is very nice. Gardening indoors; always nice when you can't have one outdoors or to just take stress away! Also I have added friends thru this who now see my missing children bulletins sincerely, gypsy
The OpenMicNetwork is now a group on Facebook. This will allow all of us to promote our music to the world, share songwriting tips and whatever comes to your heart to share!
Please help spread the word by posting bulletins and blogs letting your friends know about the Virtual Stage of Featured Artists on MySpace as well as the new Facebook Group.
I rarely come here now so I'm sad to learn that you've been unwell. Are you on Facebook at all? I'll have a listen to your tune. Keep yourself together, Martin
Just stopping by to say hello and give you some news. The new album 'Coolgilly and the Freakshow' from Centascope is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website. You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.
Aha!!! To say I am pleased to hear from you would be an understatement; I thought it best to let what ever was going on take it's course, hoping you'd be back in touch eventually. Have a 'nice' piccy as a welcome. No, I haven't gone veggy...I just like it. PS The download directly from MySpace has not worked since they changed the doobryferkin.
Many dancing summer monkeys Reverend, hope you travel roads less hectic in the months to come (Going by you status comment you could do with a calm summmer).
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