baseball, weightlifting, mma, reading, writing, comedy, baseball, Dr. Pepper (diet now...), buffalo wings, the female form, acting, classic video games, baseball, debate, hockey, wrestling, boats, planes, baseball, The Saint Louis Cardinals... -- Oh, and baseball!
Music
ALMOST ANYTHING... almost anything does not include rap nor opera, but it especially includes the sounds of the 80s.
Movies
The Shawshank Redemption, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Princess Bride, LOTR (fellowship, towers, and return), Baseketball, Jerry Maguire, Rudy, The Terminal, Forrest Gump, Kingpin, Totally Awesome, Zoolander, and The Passion of the Christ
Television
King of the Hill, King of Queens, The Simpsons, TNA Impact, UFC (Unleahsed, The Ultimate Fighter, etc.), Cardinals baseball, Sportscenter, Baseball Tonight, The Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, American Chopper
Books
The Bible, Servants of the Twilight, Cold Fire, Fear Nothing, Watchers, Sole Survivor, The Hobbit, The LOTR series, Pride and Prejudice, Don Quixote, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hatchet, Flowers for Algernon, and while not exactly a "book" I enjoy reading My OWN Blog.
Heroes
Jesus Christ, the men and women of the United States military, my late dog Cody, anyone who believes that obstacles
make something worth doing
This Month's Song!
Meebo Me!
My Political Profile
Overall: 85% Conservative, 15% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
I'm totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, yet I still seem to fit-in... in my own strange way.
Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick
I'm a total show off who is willing to risk looking like a fool to get a few laughs.
In fact, I'll go for the cheap laugh if I need to... because it's better than getting no reaction at all!
My friends can count on me to get a party started, and I'll party hard until I can't remember their names.
I am charismatic, charming, and a total character. Even without a few drinks in me!
I might also be compelled to sing: "I Touch Myself," "Oops I Did it Again," or "My Humps"
I tend to stay away from people who sing: "Candle in the Wind"
I live for excitement, adventure, and the most intense of thrills.
Nothing is better than feeling you're truly alive! And I'm willing to take risks to feel that way.
In relationships, people often feel a bit nervous about what they're getting into with me...
But generally, everyone enjoys the wild ride I take them on. Unless they stay with me a little too long - then they're apt to feel a bit nauseous!
My life has had more low points and high points than most people's lives.
But that's okay - I love them. I figure that a smooth ride is boring!
Besides, I know that super high highs only come from knowing super low lows.
I cherish every emotion I feel, and feel them fully. Why deny what life is truly about?
At my best, I am loving life and sharing my wild times with everyone I know.
I've been known to open my friends up to a whole new world of experiences.
At my worst, I feel extremely disoriented and even a bit dizzy.
There's only so much intensity a human (even me!) can take.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
Trying to walk a very delicate balance of narcissism and self-deprecation!
Always funny, always opinionated, always right!
Cheesy Cell Phone Pic!
Pretend this says something interesting, it will save us both a lot of time!
I miss you Cody! (7/23/2007) -- You were the best dog anyone ever had, pal.
In an attempt to actually have an "About Me" section, I decided to actually write something here.
I'm The JaceMan -- Yes, THE JaceMan! I enjoy making people laugh (and cry) using my sharp, sarcastic sense of humor. For me, there is no bigger an aphrodisiac than hearing the laughter flow from someone and knowing I'm the cause. Mind you I'm not all comedian. Unlike Robin Williams, I do have an off switch.
In addition to being "Mr. Funny Man," I'm also a bit of an inner-sissy. I have a tremendous tolerance for physical pain, but when it comes to matters of the heart -- well, I'm all Steel Magnolias. I realize having just admitted that means I've been stripped of my "man card," but that's ok. After all, I ruined it years ago by putting it through the washing machine.
The last things worth noting about me here are that I am a HUGE fan of Cardinal baseball and debating about the two topics (politics and religion) you're instructed to never discuss. I'm more than willing to let those who disagree with me have their say BEFORE I humiliate them. If you need someone to fix your car, you can certainly do a LOT better; but if you're looking for someone to make you laugh, think, or work you into a tizzy (whatever that means) -- you will be hard-pressed to find anyone (who lifts weights, wrestles, writes, stands 5 feet 5 inches tall, and goes by the moniker "JaceMan") more qualified than myself.
Track the success of my marketing endeavors with me. My dream... retire yesterday. What I'll settle for... being able to afford non-generic peanut butter!
Who I'd like to meet: Jesus Christ, The President of the United States of America (any... past, present, or future), my double, Peter Parker, and Dr. Robert Bruce Banner
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says "What is this - some kind of a joke?"
Thanks for the photo love. I had to chuckle when I saw it. Love to laugh and I was running short on laughter for the moment. Thanks for the interjection LOL!
Today is "SEXYFRIEND" day and baby you know you are sexy! Send this to all ur sexy friends (even me) if you get: i better get this back
1 - Your ugly
2 - ok
3 - damn
4 - wow
5 - fine
6 - sexy as HELL
7 - "friendship with benefits" cute
8 - "rip my eyes out" your to hot
9 - define "hit that"
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1-3-YOUR UGLY
4-6-YOUR FINE
6-8-YOUR HOTT
8-10-YOU ARE Freakin SEXXXXXXYYYYYYY
