About me: Perhaps the sassiest team on the Burning River Roller Girls flat track roller derby league, these sexy housewives have just had too much time to themselves. Left at home to mind the household, lonesome and bored, these lovely ladies gathered the best weapons they could find; rolling pins, poisoned pies, toxic martinis, lethal roller skates and dangerously sassy skirts, and prepared to take over the track with only one thing on their minds: victory!
They're the prettiest homicidal maniacs you've ever seen with skating skills to match! They're sugar and spice and everything not-so-nice. They'll lure you in with a wink and a grin and you won't stand a chance!
The Rolling Pin-Ups are:
Vix Smackey - Captain Angel N Shadows
Bettie Shocker
Candy Snatcher
Dagney Taghurt
Eva Lucien
Hannah Bull
Instakater
Kikki's Fury
Margarita Mayhem
Punk'd Pixie
Queen Cobra
Soul Eater
Vanity Scare
Vonnie Rotten
Watch out, or they just might get you!
Buy tickets online for the Burning River Rollergirls' second season!
All bouts will be played at the North Olmsted Soccer Sportplex
31515 Lorain Rd. North Olmsted, OH 44070
Sunday, April 6, 3:00 PM Fresh Meat DisOrientation
Saturday, May 17, 6:00 PM Declaring a Major!
Saturday, June 28, 6:00 PM Spring Break ~ No Class!
Saturday, July 19 6:00 PM Crush Weak
Saturday, August 23, 6:00 PM Stomp & Circumstance
BONUS: Saturday, Sept. 13, 6:00 PM All Stars vs. Ft. Wayne Derby Girls
WOIO Ch.19/43 "Backstage Pass" on the BRRG!:
Who I'd like to meet: Worthy opponents, fans, roller girls, your husband
The Rolling Pin-Ups $BRRG$'s Friend Space (Top 28)
Scissor and I have a thing, we always pretend to fight each other. Well, I was talking in the silo and he picked me up and tried slamming me against the wall, well my large ass went right through it and broke it....fun times ;)
Get all the gals together for group BRRG tats or Rolling Pins tats. I would love to see you guys skating with matching tats. Plus you can get some piercing while u are there.
We will be hanging out doing tats and piercings at a house party all day on Saturday May 3rd - that's tomorrow.
Let me know if you gals are interested & I will hook you up. The prices don't get any better this & the art is fantastic. BZ has done a few more & he is great.
The tats will be healed and ready to show off at the next bout!
Hoep to see you Saturday. Let me know if you are interested so that I can get you the address. Sara e-mail: sarashepardson@gmail.com cell: 216-832-7517 or contact BZ direct at www. myspace. com/tattoozulu
Thanks for the add ladies we love you! and be sure to check back with us, i have a lead on some dope rollerskate charms that we can add onto any clip/necklace of your choice!!
why hannah bull loves the pinups: we are pretty; we are bad ass; we have fun while being bad ass; at the end, no matter what numbers are on the score board we are genuinely happy, excited and so proud of one another :) we rock
