HEY!! R. STEVIE MOORE IS A WILD HOME-RECORDING ARTIST WHO'S BEEN AMASSING A HUGE ECLECTIC CATALOG OF OVER 400 WORKS SINCE 1966. BORN IN NASHVILLE AND NOW LIVING ON MARS, HIS PIONEERISH MUSIC IS BRIGHT, EXTREME, FUNNY, SMARTY PANTS, TOTALLY ORIGINAL, AND COVERS A WIDE VARIETY OF MASHED STYLES PROGRAMMED BACK-TO-BACK. FUCK THE PRO'S, STEVIE KNOWS. IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF HIM, THAT'S HIS OWN DAMN FAULT (NOT YOURS). LO-FI? FORGET IT. OUTSIDER? WHY? UNDERGROUND? DEEP. SO NOW'S THE TIME TO TRY ONE OF HIS MANY CELEBRATED DISCS, NEWBIES SHOULD IMMEDIATELY FLEE.HERE.
I am hereby giving notice to all friends and family members; that any Christmas gift, designated for me, but not related-to, or procured from - R. Stevie Moore, in any way, shape, or form, be peppered with leprosy, incinerated and catapulted toward the nearest well-wisher, oblivious to my wishes, or deaf to the message.
Dear Wild & Wonderful, Stevie: Have you ever considered doing a cover of Olivia Newton John's "Hopelessly Devoted" We can't wait to hear it. Imagine a sound like the Beach Boys meet Satan. It's a smash!
hi there steveland, how in the world are ye? sad fact of the matter is, i haven't been able to sign onto my main myspace for months. will friend you here soon as the stupid prob's resolved. hey - but we R 'friends' on your jukebox set, dontcha know.
