Hello fellow Australians
Rudd here, or the Ruddmeister as my friends know me. I'm now the Federal Opposition Leader (lucky me!) I also happen to recently become preferred PM - yeah suck on that you smarmy bastard - sorry, I was talking to my marmalade there for a second...umm..anyways...
I grew up in Nambour, in Queensland. That means I got to see the Big Pineapple when it first opened! I love that pineapple, probably more than a man should. I go back there whenever I can and it takes me back to my youth because so little has changed lol.
Check my blog for all the exciting details of what's happening. I like to call my blog 'Exposed: secrets of the Ruddmeister's greatness'. Maybe that's what I'll call my biography. Much more creative than 'The Latham Diaries'. Especially cos my name's not Latham.