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I hate Canadians
I hate Canadians
I have an unhealthy obsession with Mexican food
I have a dog named Barrett who is the coolest mofo you will ever meet.
Roseanne is the greatest TV show ever, you will not convince me otherwise
The Black Crowes rule the world
Jojo is as short as I say he is
The Spurs ARE a dynasty
God is a St. Louis Cardinals fan
The Cubs will not win next year
If Jared Leto and I were to fight I would win because his eye makeup would run making it hard for him to see
You won't be able to hang when I party - I am a professional
I have been known to: look up your dress; break fences; sit in the middle of Houston St; dance (poorly); enjoy Captain Morgan in poorly lit environments; attend a rodeo; watch Skip Cheatham; play the guitar (but not like some lame frat guy; have near death experiences everytime I go to the river; eat at Las Brazas; run up a ridiculously high bar tab; enjoy Port Aransas; spend an insane amount on airfare; have a fascination with the R. Kelly song "Ignition Remix"; have zero game whatsoever; sit in bird droppings; stick my foot in my mouth; argue with credit card companies for fun; and have the most random encounters and experiences anyone could imagine.
Someday my life will be a sitcom/book/movie - all of which will be either cancelled/never released/go straight to DVD like a Jessica Simpson film
Paris Hilton is the devil.
Speak of the devil...
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28 Kas 2009 00:24
Lets see if this can still get a laugh outta ya....
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6 Kas 2009 01:30
whats up? so you totally hurt my feelings for not being at the acoustic set with hey monday, all time low, and we the kings, so make up for it by commenting my pictures from the boys like girls show on halloween :D
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I wanna see that movie Paranormal Activity... freaky
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xo!
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i think you should pitch them to sci fi. you ghost hunter, you.
where is Black Swan?