WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCKIN SHIT CUNTs...id log onto the fuckin ryan killers myspace to delete the goddamn site but sumbody changed the goddamn password, fuckin ridiculous faggot ass fish fister...oh and kyle...Tribal Hotness? more like i wanna be fucked in my tribal ass by fuckin dr. seuss, "One fish, Two fish, Red fish, fuck u in ur ear pussy lovin glory hole suckin apple lickin (we all know what the apples really r) sperm dumpster. heres another rhyme "One Two fuck all of u, Three Four ur all whores, Five Six yall suck dix, Seven Eight yall aint straight, Nine Ten ur all bitches with fucked up friends." Speakin of sperm dumpsters keith is the biggest bitch of all u (which aint sayin much cuz ur all pussy hoe bags) dude get the newsflash ur like the whitest guy we know stop actin like u is the most toughest ass gangsta there is. u really should have a handicap parkin pass cuz ur retarded ass can barely make it from the car to the pavement without tryin to get ur dick in a squirrel or a tree...Regardin lifeless things whats up with kyle an jons moms clit? dude if u want it that bad jus whip out ur dick and show her whats up. ur such a pussy when it comes to jons moms clit...And Jon. could u be any more of a bitch? i know u have some weird gay ass love affection for me but i dont swing that way u need to get ur faggot ass with the rest of them and go beat off to ur yu-gi-oh cards. and what the fucks up with that? u probably go home and write in ur gay ass diary at night "Oh Blue Eyes White Dragon shuv ur big fat dick up my ass and out my mouth while i foundle ur grande luscious balls" bitein people isnt right, u dont bite dudes thats jus sum faggot ass attempt to hit on guys and show em that u much prefer reverse cowgirl when ur the girl and u can take a chico-stick up ur ass...ridiculous rat fuckin, cum swappin, bustin the teeth outta each others heads so u can gum each others dicks; dick twistin, deaf guy greasin, old man rapein,tom&jerry&fag
You know what Jon fuck you. you know your right i probably couldn't tell the difference between a drum and your left nut cause you beat on your junk as much as I'd beat on a drum. That's all you ever do cause you can't ever get none. Unless it's in the ass from Ryan or Keith. Cause you'd be the fucking bitch taking it i heard you in the elevator "oh yea keith right there in my ass harder HARDER!" Motherfucking queer bag.
I'm done with this shit. I'm glad I'm in all college so i don't have to deal with you bunch of fag-fucking queer-sucking whiny ass bitches.
yeah you guys would say all this dumb stupid motherfucking shit about me. you guys just wish you had actual talent that you could use in a band. maybe if you fuckers actually tried, we could've done something, but nooo you're all a bunch of dumb cock riders.
fuckin ryan is gayer than a mother fucking faggot on gay pride day.
kyle couldn't tell the difference between a drum and his left nut even if you showed him. and then he's alllll over the old ladies what the fuck is up with that? that's just some fucked up shit right there, dude.
keith just plain has no talent he couldn't even get his dick up to have anything happen with a hooker. fuck even a hooker wouldn't do any shit with him the hooker would pay him to leave her the fuck alone.
so just fuck off guys i don't want any more of your dumb fuckin shit and i hope you all rot in the deepest bowels of ryan's ass while it's getting pumped with keith and kyle's small excuses for cocks.
You know what? Murdock says the apples you guys have taste like shit. he said to tell you they taste like jon's mom's clit after it fell off and sat in the sun all day then was eaten and shat out by a disease ridden cat. then after they it was rolled in cum sauce that was aged for a year you know to give it that extra fagot taste. Speaking of Jon's mom i can't tell the difference between her vag bush and jon's restarted ass hair that looks like a cock monkey took a shit in it. And then there is keith and how he was supposed to learn the keyboards and how he thinks he's better than every one now that he's got money. Keith go buy yourself a fucking hooker with all your money then cause that's all your getting. Then after that i'm sure jon would like to act like a terradactyl and bite on some old dudes wrinkly dry dick and the sound it would make would be just about the same as ryan's "guitar skillz". Fuck you guys all you ever do is talk about shit and never actually do anything. So you guys can go fuck yourselves. and while your doing it record yourselves that would make the perfect music video for haul'n dick that's the RK's hit song right?
Hey you know what? FUCK all guys yall r full of sum babyback bullshit and im tired of all this ridiculous shit...Fuck u, Fuck u, Fuck u, ima outta here.....fuckin ridiculous dude...Keith u can take ur bullshit and shuv it up ur ass while u cum on jon and fuckin pull out his goddamn bloody tampon and whip at the fuckin window, pullin out pubic hair at the same time, then he'll have fuckin blood runnin down his leg and dick but it'll jus be more lube for yall to use while u jack each other off and puke ur semi-digested shit in each others mouths...and jon i dont want u to show me ur fuckin genitals and i dont wanna see ur titties either....for once out of 60% of the time i dont give a fuck...........hughhhhgh ridiculous
Hey... dont u guys forget about me.... im still part of the RKs. btw, when u figure out a song to play for the talent show let me know so i can learn it
sumbody messed up the "one band" cycle so ill finish it...
One Band to Rule Them All... One Band to Rock Them... One Band to Roll Them and in the darkness.......................... BLOW THEIR FUCKIN MINDS!!!!! and ROCK THEIR FUCKIN SOCKS!!!!!
alright seriously, at the show u guys r gunna have to drag me off stage, cuz im not gunna stop playin till sumthin happens, im even gunna play mario brothers
