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Music
The Stones
,Zepplin, Beatles, Kinks, Chuck Berry, Barry White, Snoop, Parliment, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Doors, Kiss, Pink Floyd, RATM, Motley Crue, Guns and Roses, Aerosmith, Cure, Janes Addiction, Cult,Van Halen, Elvis, Miles Davis, Coltrane, Sinatra, Nirvana, Chili Peppers, ACDC, U2, KROQ And so much more!
Movies
Citizen Kane, Catch 22, Good Fellas, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Terminator, Taxi Driver, Spinal Tap, Casablanca, Star Wars, Jerk, Its a Wonderful Life, Indiana Jones, John Wayne, Blazing Saddles, History of the World, Full Metal Jacket, LA Confidential, Crow, Rebel Without a Cause, Giant.
There was once upon a time a lot of really profound shit on here about who I looked up to, but some douche bag hacker saw fit to delete it. So I will ATTEMPT to recreate what I originally said...
My heroes (in no particular order):....
My mom: Every year I take her out to lunch on my birthday. Why you ask? Because she did all the hard fucking work. I merely popped my ugly naked ass out...she did all the pushing. No seriously she's one of the most intelligent people on the planet and I have nothing but wonderful things to say about her.....
My dad: Every single bit of cheesy humor I have in me came from that man. Not the good material mind you, but the grandpa humor that only I find funny. I know you don't...that's ok....I do. He's also a very smart man who has taught me, whether he knows it or not, that every day of our lives we should be growing to get better.....
All those who came before them: I, not unlike everyone else, have a pretty heavy family story...a lot of people sacrificed so I could be alive in the greatest country in the world flipping you off. They lived hell to make my life far better than they ever had it.....
My siblings: What a bunch of nuts...they make me crazy, but I love them.....<
My closest friends:Chaz, Sarah, Rob,Sharon, Alexa -really too many to list. I love all you guys...you all make me a little bit of who I am. ....
My heart:Tamar really is my heart. I would have put her at the top of the list except I knew she would be the only one who wouldn't bitch about being at the bottom. She makes my life literally better every day. I had to wait a lot of years to meet the girl of my dreams, but Tamar is definitely everything I've been waiting for and more.....
All the rest who qualify as heroes: All the people who make this world a place worth living. The (good) cops, the firemen and paramedics, the soldiers. All the people who work the graveyard shift to make sure there is coffee to brew and doughnuts to eat...all of you make life what it is. And last but not least all of the people on here that make logging on worth while. You guys exceed my expectations everyday...all my friends here are wonderful and I'm blessed that you share little bits of your lives with me...you all rock! ....
If I had to describe myself I'd have to say semi-literate boyscout with a dash of tourette's syndrome. Basically I can't spell, can't lie and have figured out just about every interesting way to use four letter words. I'm finally old enough to say that I've seen it all twice and done it all once and I'm too goddamn tired to talk about it ok? More about me: I recently completed my degree in political science and plan (at some point) on going to law school. I'm one of six kids. I'm nice to children and puppies and I have no criminal convictions. I can touch the rim but I can't slam the ball. I prefer lick and bite over tickle and smack. I think that Osama would make a great character for the next "Where's Waldo?" book. I think Kobe was both innocent AND guilty. I think democracy means change, the soul is in the eyes and whip cream is far better than a therapist at working out relationship problems.
Words to live by: "If you're going through hell, keep going". - Sir Winston Churchill
Ryan says:If you're under 18 we have nothing
in common. If you don't like: profanity, honesty and my obnoxious
ways take my pictures in the literal sense and fuck off...we have nothing in
common. If you want to talk politics fine, you want to talk religion fine, you
want to tell me how I'm going to hell because I'm not conservative enough for
you or don't worship your god.....again please fuck off. I don't want any hate
mongering morons in my life...if this describes you....you guessed it...fuck
off. Lastly, if your sole interest in me is how to make moving pictures or gifs
please ask someone else...NO I WILL NOT MAKE ONE FOR YOU IF YOU ASK ME TO I
WILL LIKELY SAY....PLEASE FUCK OFF! LOL
HELPFUL FUCKING HINTS
You MUST send me a note along
with your friend request if you want to be added. I used to add people blindly, but some assholes have been putting my profile on whore train bulletins and I'm getting a lot of random people that I end up blocking. So if you sincerly want to be my friend send me a note. If not you'll likely not get added.
However, I have to admit that I'm very guilty of randomly adding people I think are cool without a note...so I'm a hypocrite and an asshole...are you shocked?
If you send me a friend request and your
profile says that you're 18 and I add you only to later find that you're not I will publicly clown you...I hate liars.
If you have a fake celebrity profile don't
bother trying to add me. If you don't use your own pictures don't try to add
me. I'm not interested in people who are so ashamed of themselves that they
need to hide behind someone else's identity....that's just pathetic...
I don't generally add random band friend requests
and I DESPISE people who send me emails about their bands. If I'm interested
I will find you. Most people who have sent me emails to go listen to their
band have SUCKED so chances are your band sucks too so don't bother unless you're
prepared for a music review a la Ryan. If you're still determined to get me
to listen to your stuff you'd better have a box of free shit to bribe me with! LOL
If you're not going to add ANYTHING positive
at all to my life DO NOT add me.
If you're the kind of fuck who does nothing
else on the bulletins but whore your friends out or hype the same product,
person or event all the time PLEASE DO NOT ADD me...you're annoying....TRUST
ME.
If you're a cool person with an open mind
and an open heart and you want to be my friend don't be shy, I don't bite
and I'm not as big an asshole as I seem....well maybe a little.
This tongue's for hire
Who I'd like to meet:
Real people who have great ambitions. Also people that like to drink a lot of beer. Strippers, hustlers, pimps and players oh and a nice girl to bring home to mom. Oh well, on second thought I think I'll settle for the first thing I said and then the last and leave the rest for my bachelor party. Oh and I'd like to meet Keith Richards and Ozzy for coffee and laugh as they pass absolutely incoherent insults at each other.
UPDATE - Please read this CAREFULLY: Since I wrote this (back in 2003) I found that nice girl to bring home to mom. So unless you have bisexual super powers and can convince my girl that I'm worth a deuce you're pretty much on your own in terms of hooking me up. LOL
Hey Ryan... Sorry I haven't got back to you sooner...I been over on Facebook blabblin' my little 'ole gay heart out over there. Man, there sure are a bunch of queers over on that site (lol)! Sorry, shouldn't refer to them like that...since I be one! How are you motherfucker! Being wild & fisky these days? I'm just working half-days now, so staying out of trouble is a little bit harder now...(haha). The Dallas Cowboys look like they FINALLY are starting to get their shit together...a little late in the game, but they MIGHT, just might, make the playoffs. Depends on what the fuck they do against the Eagles this weekend. Anyway, good to hear from ya & take care. Write more often. Your buddy in Texas, Mike :)
HEY RYAN....HOW U BEEN? LOL....A LIL UPDATE OF WHAT IM DOING ...IM GONNA BE ON BET 106 & PARK NOVEMBER 11TH..I HOPE U GET TIME TO WATCH ME..LOVE SHADINA...
HEY RYAN HOPE LIFE IS FANTASTIC FOR YOU....I THOUGHT I WOULD STOP BY AND SEE HOW YOU BEEN...HAVE YOU BEEN STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE? WHAT IS YOUR RADIO SHOW(IF YOU HAVE ONE)? I WAS GOING TO TRY TO FIND IT ON COMPUTER RADIO....
HAVE YOU HEARD PANDORA.COM THAT SHIT IS AWESOME...I TYPE IN A SONG OR GROUP AND IT PLAYS THAT SORT OF MUSIC WITHOUT COMMERCIALS JUST A THOUGHT DUDE...LOVE AND SUPPORT...FOR THE "PUT YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UP IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE"
Hi Ryan, It's so funny you stopped by my page. I was just thinking about you and wondering how you were doing. Hope all is well with you and the Pretty Mrs.
Sorry I haven't been around. My Hubby and I bought the industrial refrigeration company that we worked for and we have been super busy. Plus two of my son's started playing ice hockey again-mucho time and $$$. I also spend time on facebook and my hockey website, The NHL Arena, so I rarely come on to Myspace. I do stop by to check on my favorites once in awhile though. ;)
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