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103 years old
COLUMBIA, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 1/31/2009
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Websitemyspace.com/mattstovall
InfluencesMeet the Creeps, Metal Injection, Doug Stanhope, The Notorious Tapes of Alex, Nazjewa, Little Matt, and Offie. Artists that gain fans without selling out.
MembersMatt Stovall
Megan Stovall
Justin Flanzraich
Offie Trosper
Daniel John
Travis Johnson
TV ShowsTRL, Dancing with the Stars, Oprah, The View, Wild N Out, Regis and Kelly, American Idol, Inside Edition, 106 and Park, and other horrible shows that everyone watches.
AlbumsBands that have supported us:

Municipal Waste
Converge
Darkest Hour
Misery Index
Sons of Azrael
Putrefaction
Goatwhore
From A Second Story Window
The Mantis Greenhouse
Hardsell


Want us to interview a band you listen to? send us a message and we’ll make that shit happen

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GeneralComedy, Music, Porn, and People
MusicDarkest Hour is my friend.




Also, 2pac, 3 Inches of Blood, A Life Once Lost, The Absence, Acid Bath, ANAAL NATHRAKH, Anal Cunt, The Acacia Strain, Afroman, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, At The Drive-In, At The Gates, Atheist, Autopsy, Baroness, BATHORY, Behold...The Arctopus, Between the Buried and Me, BIRDFLESH, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Black Keys, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blood Duster, Burn the Priest, Bob Marley, Bolt Thrower, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Brutal Truth, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Celtic Frost, Cephalic Carnage, Children of Bodom, Clutch, Coffins, Control Denied, Converge, Cripple Bastards, Cryptopsy, Cult of Luna, CYNIC, Daath, Dark Tranquillity, DARKEST HOUR, Dead to Fall, DEATH, Deep Purple, Deranged, Devin Townsend Band, Dillinger Escape Plan, DISFEAR, Dissection, The Doors, Dwarves, Dying Fetus, EARLY MAN, Electric Wizard, Engorged, Entombed, Exhale, ENT, Eyehategod, Finntroll, From A Second Story Window, Fuck the Facts, Gaylord, GENERAL SURGERY, Ghoul, Goatwhore, GORDIAN KNOT, GRAVE, Hardsell, The Haunted, High on Fire, Himsa, Hypocrisy, IMMORTAL, In Flames, Ion Dissonance, Iron Maiden, Isis, Insomnium, INTEGRITY, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, King Crimson, King Diamond, KREATOR, Kris Norris, Lamb if God, Led Zeppelin, Lethargy, The Ole Ludwig Van, Macabre, Malevolent Creation, Mannequin, The Mars Volta, The Mantis Greenhouse, Mastodon (even tho those divas wont do an interview), Matisyahu, Mayhem, Meatjack, Megadeth, The Melvins, Mercyful Fate, Metallica, Millions of Dead Cops, MISERY INDEX, Modest Mouse, Monster Magnet, Monstrosity, Morbid Angel, Mr. Bungle, Municipal Waste, Myrkgrav, Necrophagist, NEURAXIS, NEUROSIS, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, Obituary, Odious Mortem, Opeth, Outkast, Overkill, Pantera, Pappy, Pastor Troy, Pearl Jam, PENTAGRAM, Pig Destroyer, Pink Floyd, Possessed, Priestess, Psyopus, Putrefaction, Rage Against the Machine, Red Sparrowes, Repulsion, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Roots, Rotten Sound, SITE OF SUFFERING, Skinless, Skitsystem, Slayer, Sleep Terror, Sons of Azrael, Soundgarden, Steve Vai, Still Remains, Strapping Young Lad, Sublime, Swarm of the Lotus, SWEET COBRA, System of a Down, Testament, Thine Eyes Bleed, Through the Eyes of the Dead, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Tool TREPHINE, Old Trivium, Turbonegro, Unearth, Venom, Versus the Mirror, Vital Remains, Vomitory, Warbringer, WATCH THEM DIE, The Who, Wu-Tang, Zyklon
MoviesBad Santa
Office Space
Dumb and Dumber
South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
A Clockwork Orange
The Shining
Full Metal Jacket
There Will Be Blood
Fargo
No Country For Old Men
American History X
Requiem For A Dream
Mad Max
The Road Warrior
Platoon
TelevisionSanford and Son, South Park, Lucky Louie, The Simpsons, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Crank Yankers, Too Late with Adam Carolla, Patrice O'Neal when he is on Fox News
HeroesBill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Jim Florentine, Jim Norton

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NEW EPISODE! Featuring Impaled



Episode 11 Featuring Cancer Bats and the Late, Great Bernie Mac



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Episode 9 Featuring The Mars Volta




Episode 2 (Featuring Municipal Waste)


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