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Kelsey

			"I guess you'd call it suicide, but i'm too full to swallow my pride!" Female 19 years old Colorado United States Last Login: 7/3/2008
Mood: pessimistic
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MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/thesaurusrexisstillatrex

Kelsey's Interests

General	Welcome to the Pharmacy!
Music
Books	VURT, 1984, Catcher in The Rye, A Clockwork Orange, The Scroobius Pip, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Journal of Albion Moonlight, Smashed, Grendel, The Stranger, Brave New World, Million Little Pieces, Easy, A Wrinkle In Time, Pollen, Falling Up, Harry Potter series, Ender's Game, Crank, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass, Animal Farm, Flowers For Algernon, Lord of The Flies, Sickened, Belle de Jour, Drop City Pretty much anything. I love to read. And I'm trying to find time to read Only Revolutions by Mark Z. Danielewski...
Heroes	Stephen Lynch. Jack Black. Johnathan Swift.

Kelsey's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	I don't want kids
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Baker, Abortionist, Bookmaker

Kelsey FUCK.

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Kelsey's Blurbs

About me:
I'm a college drop out. I fuck everything up. That is all.

Who I'd like to meet:
Some one willing to punch me in the face.

Kelsey's Friend Space (Top 4)

Kelsey has 87 friends.

crystal[in austin]

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merritt!

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Ngoc	Jul 3 2008 4:15 PM It's a pushup padded bra, baby :D
Stefan	Jun 24 2008 8:34 PM i ran books today in section 1. i've pretty much got the hang of running books, although i had matt giesey as my sup (WORSTE SUP EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). the tower isn't that hard for me, just annoying sometimes.
Stefan	Jun 21 2008 5:17 AM being a lead is pretty good so far. i got to run a section for the first time yesterday, but i had to go on stand in the afternoon because we were short staffed =(
Stefan	Jun 17 2008 9:58 PM hey twin, how's colorado?
Shawn	Jun 17 2008 1:40 AM It is GIF day!
crystal[in austin]	Jun 13 2008 1:26 PM is that what happened? well hopefully the new one will come fairly soon. i miss you so much but you seem to be having an awesome time up there. =] you kids are gonna have some crazy stories. you've missed some stuff though, i hope to talk to you soon dear <3
Shawn	Jun 13 2008 1:23 AM ..See more funny videos at CollegeHumor..
Shawn	Jun 13 2008 12:40 AM That...is the best zombie bunny I have ever seen! So I guess the reason why the turtle won the race was cus the bunny was too busy eating Baraaiiiiinnnnnsssss! Hey I love you! = ]
Shawn	Jun 13 2008 12:33 AM ALLEY FEST! Check out all the bands that are gonna play. Oh man I'm super excited about playing with die young. Yes! I win! Hey I LOVE YOU Kelsey Berg! Bill as of now: Die Young Lie and Wait Dead City Fullswing Indignation Black Anatomy Fright Sworn Deception/ Slaying the Serpent....(let me know which one, or both I NEED TO KNOW BY SUNDAY!) The Caberet With Fire from the Gods Mother Superior Bus Empty Ghost Movie Rocker (TBA)
AU$$TIN (aka Yo Nigga Chuckz)	Jun 13 2008 12:30 AM whats up kelsey??
Shawn	Jun 9 2008 4:00 PM you are witness to the happiest black kid to be surrounded by white kids.
Shawn	Jun 9 2008 3:58 PM Yes?
Shawn	Jun 6 2008 1:06 AM Yea Boi!
Shawn	Jun 5 2008 10:45 PM That song is stations by Denison Witmer. It really made me feel for you. I miss you. Hope everything is ok in Colorado. Andrew was there for me tonight; hes a good friend.
Shawn	Jun 5 2008 10:23 PM I'll be waiting on your train When you come back Through the western state Where I left you on the platform Life gets so hard But I know that you'll be fine Stations make me think of my own travels All the people The places I've been through And when you find out they're the same thing As the people The places where you grew Can you promise me You still love, what you loved When you left Will you promise me You still have, what you had When you left All I want is to be honest Like the season Let's talk about But there's compassion that holds no words It holds no words I feel it as you go
☆Lacey☆	Jun 3 2008 6:11 AM hey hooker....whats up??? hows life?? mine is boring..just work all the time...........
Shawn	Jun 1 2008 1:50 AM Aww = ] Platypus is satisfied! I LOVE YOU!!!
Shawn	May 30 2008 1:02 PM Good luck at your job training! I hope you like it. I'm not very good at voicemail but I left one haha. I love you; alot; alot; alot!
Shawn	May 29 2008 3:43 PM I love you! = ] If I could fill the sun with ramen noodles.... haha. I'd still love you more!
Shawn	May 29 2008 12:37 PM Hey you! I'm glad you got that job. Hope you like it = ] I'm about to go run again then off to my job thing. I love you bunches!!!! Thanks for putting a bunch of music on my itunes; now I have it on my pod pod.
Shawn	May 28 2008 12:24 PM I love you = ] If I was with you at this very moment we would be dancing to some awesome music and then I'd look at you and kiss you. Have fun job hunting!
♥ Kimberly ♥	May 25 2008 7:06 PM Hey Kelsey!, I just bought as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Shawn	May 25 2008 1:31 PM You get two pictures cus your extra special! more cat pictures more cat pictures
Shawn	May 25 2008 11:56 AM Check out this article. Its about several human feet washing up on the shore of British Colombia. It sounds like the beginning to a weird British comedy like Hott Fuzz = ] http://www. msnbc. msn. com/id/24799880>1=43001 I love you!!!!!
Adam Fowler	May 24 2008 4:40 PM I am going to try. Ut is crazy I am working like 55 hours a week now so... I am trying though haha
Shawn	May 24 2008 3:18 PM Heya! I love you Kelsey Berg! You are the best girlfriend ever = ] I ran 4 miles today and I'm super pumped; in about 30 minutes I will be dead tired and will probably turn into a jombie.
Shawn	May 23 2008 12:43 PM Im awake haha. Hope you had a good rest. Im gonna do some chores. I need to get ink so I can print out maps to Breckenridge = ] I only work 3 hrs today; if it was any longer I'd most likely have to punch someone on the pinky toe!
Shawn	May 21 2008 9:46 PM Sing me something soft, Sad and delicate, Or loud and out of key, Sing me anything. I love you = ]
Adam Fowler	May 21 2008 8:30 PM haha nice you ass =P
♥ Kimberly ♥	May 21 2008 7:41 PM lol
♥ Kimberly ♥	May 21 2008 6:08 PM Hey Kelsey!, I just bought you for $616. Click here to find out what you can do with all your new cash! Ur mine Now !! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Shawn	May 20 2008 11:21 PM haha. ..See more funny videos at CollegeHumor..
Shawn	May 19 2008 10:48 AM Im gonna burn turisas and some other cds for ya so I can send once I get ur address.
Shawn	May 18 2008 11:52 PM Thats right. I wanna dance with you!
Shawn	May 18 2008 11:50 PM I love you this much!!! = ] haha
MANDY:we've only started	May 17 2008 10:19 PM alright thanks. :) you ready for Colorado?
Shawn	May 17 2008 3:11 PM So bo burnham = genius haha. I bet those sunshade tan lines are sexy = ]
MANDY:we've only started	May 17 2008 9:50 AM kelsey! hope you're doing alright! :)
Adam Fowler	May 16 2008 7:05 PM ok!!! =)
Shawn	May 16 2008 4:19 PM So I've had Badger Badger Badger mushroom stuck in my head for the past 6 hours haha.
Shawn	May 16 2008 2:58 PM i learned this song today called 3.14 apple pi by bo burnham haha. it has funnies.
Adam Fowler	May 16 2008 12:14 AM TREE FITTY!!!
Shawn	May 15 2008 9:37 AM I woke up this morning and did this on my way to the shower.
Adam Fowler	May 14 2008 1:55 PM haha right? Good comment =)
Shawn	May 14 2008 12:17 PM Oh noes! he is back
Shawn	May 13 2008 1:51 PM Stop looking at her vaginaaaaaaaa! RESPECT! dun dun dun.... dun dun dun
Shawn	May 13 2008 11:48 AM I miss you so much! Its super lonely now without being next to you every day. I think I have phantom limb syndrome because you really are a part of me.

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