Irie - Vocals, Spitting on strippers, yelling, yelling about how he quits the band every time he gets drunk
Mattakins -Riffage, Anger management, Department of Amazingly Bad Ideas, Tasteless jokes..
Metal Matt -Chairman on the Shreddery, Keeper of the Bad Touch, Barack Obenders, Honey Wagon navigation systems
Johnny 'Fucking' Bones - The Thunda!, Knowing things, Official keeper of the Rabbit Ears, Jack Nastypants.
Brain 'The Sweater' Bishop - Rat-a-tat-tats, History lessons at 2 AM, You got no fuckin idea, no fuckin idea, Letting us know just how good The Clash REALLY are...
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Influences
Beer, camping, Playing Halo, Playing Halo while we're camping and drinking beer, and listening to punk fucking rock, of course.