Irie - Vocals, Spitting on strippers, yelling, yelling about how he quits the band every time he gets drunk
Mattakins -Riffage, Anger management, Department of Amazingly Bad Ideas, Tasteless jokes..
Metal Matt -Chairman on the Shreddery, Keeper of the Bad Touch, Disappearing, Honey Wagon navigation systems
Johnny 'Fucking' Bones - The Thunda!, Knowing things, Official keeper of the Rabbit Ears, Jack Nastypants.
Brain 'The Sweater' Bishop - Rat-a-tat-tats, History lessons at 2 AM, You got no fuckin idea, no fuckin idea, Letting us know just how good The Clash REALLY are...
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Influences
Beer, camping, Playing Halo, Playing Halo while we're camping and drinking beer, and listening to punk fucking rock, of course.
Hey guys, be sure and add Jan. 23rd to your scheduel on your home page. Line up for the show: PissAnt Mad Brother Ward (Charlotte NC) The Screws The Flat Tires (Hickory NC)
