A BRIEF PASSAGE FROM 'THE LEGEND OF THE SCURVES'

Once upon a moon, there once was a man named Jesse, 
who had the idea of bringing his students 
together in perfect band-like harmony.  
Little did he know, that this would actually cause 
something more like total chaos with the black and 
soiled souls he would create acquaintances between.  

Guitar players, Alex 'The Elephant Man' Alfa, 
and Luis 'The Guz' Guzman were brought together 
with the likes of local scallywag, Marshall 'Captain Redbeerd' Lytle.  

At the first of the time, all seemed well, until....
avas, they strummed their first hellacious chords as A BAND.  
Later on, the three were to acquire the likes of 
Matt 'White Noise' Steffey on the drums.  

They practiced hard and well............all they needed was a name.  

Carved from brutal mind-racking and 
shit brimstone, a name was chosen.  

On the fateful noon of March the 29, 2006  
THE SCURVES burst onto the scene
like bats out of the gates of hell.  

MARCH 29th 2006 - ?????????

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That was then and this is now.  
Seems as though we're back in such a manner 
that's sure to uncontrolably arouse and piss off anyone 
we come across.

By the way, Hell says hello.