jordan.
jordan. "But then Jordan had a way of being so self-righteous that you couldn't help but want to be a little like him, even if he were walking right into the fire."

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28 years old
Portland, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2009
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    jordan.'s Interests
Generalevolution, cooking, interpersonal relatioships, narrative form, graphic design, literature, art, nudity, my sketchbook, your sketchbook, tacos, structural drawings, skeletons, playing with kids, muay thai and mixed martial arts, dancing, buying clothes, building shit
MusicThe Kings of Nuthin, Stiff Little Fingers, Tiger Army, Pop Will Eat Itself, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Misfits, Anti Nowhere League, the Bowmans, Exploited, Danzig, the Independents, Michale Graves, Iron Maiden, Overkill, Motley Crue, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Guns N Roses, Leonard Cohen, Alice in Chains, the Dwarves, FEAR, Lars Fredericksen and the Bastards, She Wants Revenge, Belle and Sebastian
MoviesDirty Dancing, Alien, Aliens, Rocky Balboa, Grandma's Boy, anything with a werewolf or a giant crocodile/alligator (or could you imagine: BOTH), Conan the Barbarian, Van Damme's 5th & 7th - 9th films, anything with Mary Louise Parker, any 70's horror movies, fucking JAWS, the Beastmaster, LOTR trilogy, the Fountainhead, any Kevin Smith, Devils Rejects, The Godfather I & II, Gangs of New York...
TelevisionSVU, UFC
BooksAtlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Demian, The Doors of Perception, Franny & Zooey, American Gods, The New Typography, The Sun Also Rises, David Boring, Jimmy Corrigan, The Sandman
HeroesMadmartigan, Charles Darwin, Randy Couture, Henry Rollins, George Washington, Egon Schiele, Jan Tschichold, Piet Mondrian, Aldous Huxley, Ernest Hemingway

     jordan.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:NEPA
Body type:6' 4" / Average
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:artist

   jordan.'s Schools
Wyoming Area Sec Ctr
Exeter, PA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1994 to 1999



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About me:
I work alot. I kickbox and grapple when I'm not working. I write and draw stories that will break your fucking heart whenever I have a moment free (mostly on buses and at lunch). I don't believe there is anything that you can know about me that you cannot learn from watching this video:
Who I'd like to meet:
Mary Louise Parker.

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Dev

Dev



Sep 9 2009 6:17 PM

hey how are you? thought you vanished from myspace again until went looking through my friends.  
jessica

Jessica Dumas



Jun 4 2009 8:13 PM

Where are you? Did you move? Are you happy?
El Doogerino and the Chicken Run Blast-o-rama

El Doogerino and the Chicken Run Blast-o-rama



Apr 9 2009 10:43 PM

fail owned pwned pictures
see more pwn and owned pictures
Blue

Blue



Mar 18 2009 7:29 PM

Hey tall kid, I heard you were supposed to be back in Boston at some point? When is this some point? I'm in town until the 15th of April and I believe I owe you a couch to crash on... or a drink. One of those. Also, Lisa is now a go go dancer. We must investigate this.
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Mar 3 2009 10:16 PM

stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Feb 12 2009 10:41 PM

Its almost down to two weeks, so please refrain from jumping in front of a train or any other object that may cause you to be in a wheel chair.
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Jan 15 2009 11:40 PM

My parts aren't dirty.
Melissa

Melissa



Jan 16 2009 4:43 PM

Hey crazy! How was your holiday?
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Jan 13 2009 10:24 PM

I almost think that should be the name of the book itself. "Retards Having Sex.
"
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Jan 13 2009 9:18 PM

Just because the incident itself had to be brief, doesnt mean the recollection of it has to lose its luster.

"On the way home we fucked in the car under an underpass", see! not half as great as a chapter.
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Jan 13 2009 8:07 PM

there should be an entire chapter on the underpass in our book.
Kristy

Kristy



Jan 10 2009 3:52 AM

Yo kid! What's going onnnnn? I have lovely little moments of nostalgia every so often for our crazy antics and high-fiving. Did you get an email from Mr. Ed Shems? I just wrote him a boatload about all I remember... hopefully some of that info will help.

Whattaya up to these days?
Scourge Army-NY

Scourge Army-NY



Dec 29 2008 10:24 PM

haha
violence jack is (looks to comment below) a MANIMAL!!!!
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 28 2008 4:37 AM

Jon has only been referring to you as the manimal lately.
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 24 2008 3:41 AM

Can't you pick something better than apple juice? You know i'll try and drink most of it and then my stomach will hate me.

how about candy and pizza? Or hot dogs and.. sushi?
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 25 2008 4:13 PM

merry christmas peanut.
xo
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 23 2008 9:02 PM

Your battery operated love machine arrived today.
My favorite part of the photos is the fact that you're looking at yourself in the screen in almost all of them ;)
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 17 2008 3:33 AM

I just made black beans and rice for dinner. I'm turning into a gourmet chef! (Oh please come cook for me.
I missss it)
Myssi

Myssi



Dec 23 2008 2:35 AM

Ha ha! No, I've never heard of such a thing. You have to understand that the "Rabbit" vibrator is *extremely* popular...
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 16 2008 4:07 AM

my lips are waiting for yours, but they are growing ever impatient.
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 13 2008 12:27 AM

I can't wait to listen to hip-hop in the car with you.
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 12 2008 6:13 PM

"When I get back, I'm going to be holding your hand the entire time. Except for maybe when you poop.. No, wait, I'll just hide behind the shower curtain and keep holding your hand."

Sometimes I think as far as romance goes, you have a screw loose upstairs.
Marianna and the Baby Vamps

Marianna and the Baby Vamps



Dec 10 2008 5:04 AM

Thank you!! Hopefully you can catch our next show.
Thanks for taking such good care of us last Saturday! See you at Tony's!!
Jillian Frank

Jillian Frank



Nov 25 2008 12:38 AM

just wanted to drop you a line and say hello. i hope you're well. you should plan to swing by chicago on your way to wb.
jude would love to visit with you! (oh, and so would I!)
stephanie marie

stephanie marie



Dec 2 2008 3:07 PM

I realized you have my copy of Jaws.. ohh am I mad at you right now.
*holds up fist*
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