THE SENTENCE... central Massachusetts' premire punk band. Gods among men. Who are these strange and virulent entities, and how did their coalescence into the so-called "Best Band Ever" come into existence? Truly a matter of conjecture, very little is known of their lives previous to the emergence of The Sentence...
It is rumored that Scarecrow McMotherfucker, political activist and anal fetishist, dropped into the middle of Kelley Square in a drunken stupor after his unnaturally thin body was swept up in a storm off the shores of his native Scotland... Although billionaire playboy/philanthropist Employee Of The Month has so far avoided the issue, his phenomenal bass-playing abilities, uncanny business sense and commanding presence have raised the question of his origins being not of this world... Spanks McGerkin, being the product of irradiated sperm introduced to a faulty vagina, has gone on record to deny any involvement with the violent slayings of seventy-five police officers over the past two years by an unknown, supposedly superpowered assailant; however, since reports of the killings strangely ceased at approximately the same time The Sentence made their debut, he is constantly scrutinized by the watchful eye of the media... Less attention has been paid to the early life of three-time Special Olympic gold medalist Drummerpants. Multiple endorsements by the world's leading helmet manufacturers, combined with his three-year reign as People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, can leave no question as to the staying power of the band's drum phenom... Tragic Johnson is undeniably the band's most mysterious individual; in fact, when asked about the eccentric, black cloaked guitarist, the band's usual response is, "Hell, even WE don't know where he came from! He just kind of appeared one day and he's been here ever since. The only thing he ever tells us is that he plans to be well compensated for his efforts."
THE SENTENCE... what is it that gives them their symphonic abilities? What forces have driven them so far into the realm of success? How much better could a band possibly be? Why are people so moved, so utterly galvanized by their ferocious brand of music? The world may never find any true answers. Perhaps the fact of the matter is that it DOESN'T matter. Seek out The Sentence and your life will be changed... forever.
our sixth cd "the kids are alright" is being released in CT on NOV. 28 at the EL-N-GEE in NEW LONDON (ALL AGES) and in MASS on DEC. 5 at LONDON BILLIARDS in WORCESTER (18+)!!!!
hey it was good to see u guys at the house the other day, wish i coulda stayed longer. my favorite band!!!. i cant wait for my shirt. i'll getcha a blank one to move this process along heh. ne ways, ill be over again soon. just wanted to drop a line. <333
THE SENTENCE... central Massachusetts' premire punk band. Gods among men. Who are these strange and virulent entities, and how did their coalescence into the so-called "Best Band Ever" come into existence? Truly a matter of conjecture, very little is known of their lives previous to the emergence of The Sentence...
It is rumored that Scarecrow McMotherfucker, political activist and anal fetishist, dropped into the middle of Kelley Square in a drunken stupor after his unnaturally thin body was swept up in a storm off the shores of his native Scotland... Although billionaire playboy/philanthropist Employee Of The Month has so far avoided the issue, his phenomenal bass-playing abilities, uncanny business sense and commanding presence have raised the question of his origins being not of this world... Spanks McGerkin, being the product of irradiated sperm introduced to a faulty vagina, has gone on record to deny any involvement with the violent slayings of seventy-five police officers over the past two years by an unknown, supposedly superpowered assailant; however, since reports of the killings strangely ceased at approximately the same time The Sentence made their debut, he is constantly scrutinized by the watchful eye of the media... Less attention has been paid to the early life of three-time Special Olympic gold medalist Drummerpants. Multiple endorsements by the world's leading helmet manufacturers, combined with his three-year reign as People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, can leave no question as to the staying power of the band's drum phenom... Tragic Johnson is undeniably the band's most mysterious individual; in fact, when asked about the eccentric, black cloaked guitarist, the band's usual response is, "Hell, even WE don't know where he came from! He just kind of appeared one day and he's been here ever since. The only thing he ever tells us is that he plans to be well compensated for his efforts."
THE SENTENCE... what is it that gives them their symphonic abilities? What forces have driven them so far into the realm of success? How much better could a band possibly be? Why are people so moved, so utterly galvanized by their ferocious brand of music? The world may never find any true answers. Perhaps the fact of the matter is that it DOESN'T matter. Seek out The Sentence and your life will be changed... forever.
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