These photos and main profile photo courtesy of Casey Spring
Influences
Ourselves, Paula Abdul, Queensryche, Elvis Presley, John Cougar Mellancamp, Ace of Bass, Poopy Turd and the Craptown Shitters, The Cuntcock Turtlefuckers, James Dick, Mark Wiener, Steven Penis and Bach.
girls:
listening to the sexual neighbors is kind of like getting fingered and fucked at the same time. if you want to see one of our shows, it's a good idea to bring 5 or 6 extra pairs of panties and some kind of towel or mop, because you'll get pretty fuckin wet. you'll probably also just want to take your clothes of anyway due to the awesomeness of our music.
dudes:
listening to the sexual neighbors is like getting a beejer from Tim Johnsons mom. (or his girlfriend, i know for a fact they both give a pretty mean bj)
hey how things going? your myspace is looking awesome! anyway, i just got some tight new tones off www.flyringers.info for FREE! they have the tightest stuff!
hi how things going? your myspace is looking slick! but anyways, i just downloaded some sweet new ringtones from www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the sweetest shit!
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hey my friend saw your profi2le and thinuks you look hoBt! she is new to myspsace but wants to chat with you on msCn mes8senger her name on there is emily25spa@hotmail.com
Whats up? I found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. I dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me since gradeschool. You gotta try it!
whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!
YO CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE OUT FOR GETTING THE LATEST AND COOLEST RINGTONES! IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO GO FOR RINGTONES, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT FOR SURE! CLICK HERE! and enjoy! =)
holy smokes your not even going to believe me...i tried this deal to get a REAL purse & wallet from Coach totally FREE & it truly came in the mail!! since i KNOW its not a hoax now, i'm gunna go back real fast and swipe more to send out as a present..you really oughta go snag one or two as well MWAHAH! isnt the one i got tight?
Wasssupp!! I thought i'd let you know that I just sold 4 more $500 Macys Gift Cards on eBay for $300! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING THESE FOR FREE FROM MACYS, AND CAN TURNAROUND AND SELL THEM ON EBAY! HOW SICK IS THAT!!! Hurry!!! Get as many as you can before they stop doing this!
OMG everyone look what i just got in the mail.. A $500 gift card to MACYS.. and all i had to do was enter my email at this site.. THIS REALLY WORKS DONT MISS OUT!!
Hey rockstar, when people say nothing is free, they are WRONG! I used to think like that too until I received my FREE Gucci Bag yesterday (thank you UPS guy!) Remember that site I showed you a few weeks ago where you take a 30 second survey and enter your email address and they'd send you a FREE Gucci Bag just for participating ... and you LAUGHED at me saying they would never send it? 5 Whos laughing now huh? =P Okay, I'll admit I didn't think I would get it either, but I figured what do I have to lose ... 30 seconds of my time? Big deal. Guess it was worth it afterall! Anyways, I just checked and the offer is still up, so if you want to get one, just click HERE. YOU ARE WELCOME! damlike
holy fucking shit i just tried one of those ringtone sites advertised on myspace and they really do work...i got some crystal clear ringtones for my phone instantly. i am talking about some cadillac shit here! you just gotta see for yourself, just copy and paste this site in your browser: http://www.ogrogbrrgeed.com
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. TENKAM.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from TENKAM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at TENKAM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. TENKAM.COM
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All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. DEMHS.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from DEMHS.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at DEMHS.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. DEMHS.COM
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