Bill Hicks, David Cross, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, Doug Stanhope, Lewis Black, George Carlin, Patton Oswalt, Bill Cosby, and Steve Martin.
Members
Just little ole me.
TV Shows
Super Sloppy Double Dare (1988)
The Shane Hebert's Interests
General
I like stand-up comedy, film, comics, music, and pita bread like most folks. But I also like really wierd stuff too. Like, (keep this under your hat by the way) learnin' stuffs. Like whenever I learn some random fact about the Brittish women's sufferage movement or the history of Ring-dings... god, it's almost intoxicating.
Movies
Heroes
Jakob Böhme, Oscar Wildes, William Blake, Alfons Mucha, Ben Jonson, Harry Steven Keeler, Samuel Clemens, Ambrose Bierce, Thomas Moore, Woody Guthrie, Alan Moore, Daniel Clowes, Lenny Bruce, and Prince. (The last one is not a joke)
University Of New Orleans
New Orleans, LOUISIANA
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications
Minor: Women's Studies
Clubs: VOX, anime alliance (cause I'm so cool), and I hang out with the film clubs from time to time. I need to find more things to do.
Greek:
Alpha Phi Alpha
2001 to 2005
North Vermilion High School
Maurice, LOUISIANA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: It's high school.
Clubs: Speech and umm... I don't know. I slept through most of it.
1999 to 2001
Erath High School
Erath,Louisiana
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: I was in speech. Hence, all the ladies wantin' me all the time.
About me: I hate reading bios and blurbs where someone goes on complaining that they dont know what to write about themselves. If you have gone this long and do not know who you are and how you would like to present yourself to others I feel bad for you. (Not to the degree that I will cry empathetically or timidly attempt to pat you upon your head in a soothing, if somewhat patronizing, manner, but to an amount and extent, none the less.) I dread falling into such a clich.. with every fiber of my being, yet as I stare into the abyss of such things it appears that it is there that I have been led. Think, damn me, think. Ive never had problems before when it came to ranting endlessly about myself, but perhaps that is the problem. Ive already written it all so many times that I am incapable of doing it again. I need something new. A new fact, something original, something amazing, something that can change the world and bend time and grow hair on the chests of a class room of 2nd graders instantaneously and feed all the starving Ethiopians and end global warming and stop racism and assure equal wages for any woman who works along side a man and turn lead to gold and.. I think I built it up too much. I dont have anything like that. Sorry.
Who I'd like to meet: People who can define themselves in terms larger than "getting fucked up" or "clubbing." I know it sounds like a tall order, but I'm pretty sure they exist somewhere out there. As far as romantic entanglements go I do foster some slight fetishments: I like librarians, archivists, prose writers, photographers, singers (jazz and classical if i had to choose), transcendentalists, and the well read. I admire powerful and opinionated women, conversationalists and thinkers, who surprise me everyday. Now that, admittedly, is somewhat of a tall order, but the beauty of youth is in thinking that you have all the time in the world to search for such things.
HEY SWEETIE JUST WANTED TO INVITE YOU OUT TO EITHER EVENT BOTH OF WHICH ARE GONNA BE LOTS OF FUN ON IS A TEEN NIGHT THIS SATURDAY AND THE OTHER IS THE LIVEST PRE HALLOWEEN COMEDY SHOW TO HIT THE 512 SO DEF TRY TO COME OUT..:)
OH BY THE WAY SWEETHEART I HAVE ONE MORE SPOT FOR A COMEDIAN ON THIS DATE WOULD U B AVAILABLE?
