WE ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK REGION.
From the backwoods of New Lebanon, New York to the warehouses of Denver, the Sharp Chuckies have been providing its several fans with the best imaginable rock 'n' roll for the past twenty years or so. Their drummer enjoys crafting. Their name comes, in part, from a guy named Brian whose car was mostly primer. The 1994 album, Rökning Dödar., contains a version of Three Dog Night's immortal crapfest "Joy To The World" that they don't remember recording.
Did You Know:
...The Sharp Chuckies all prefer sneakers with laces to the kind with Velcro straps?
...The band has recorded its last three albums (Rökning Dödar, The Sharp Chuckies Kill Stuff, Wanted: Dead Or Alive) singing many of the vocal tracks with their mouths full of Cheetos?
...John B. used to be anti-establishment but ironically now lives on a survival compound in the mountains of Colorado?
...Touch Me Tom was in the band for only one week and appears on the band's first live album Live Down The Street From El Taco De Mexico and also the studio recording The Lost Album and Tom was kicked out of his high school choir for being tone deaf?
...Tim Of The Woods learned to play bass by watching Jaco Pastorious videos?
...The public outcry when Headcheese Fuck changed his name to "headcheesefuck" was so negative that he cried his eyes out like a little bitch?
...The London Ken's favorite Boz Scaggs song is "Lido Shuffle"?
...The "Fast" in "Fast" Stikki Rikki Starr's name refers not to his habit of not eating for religious reasons, but to the speed of his guitar playing?
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Hey assholes!!!! Would it be possible if you could email me the real names and years of the albums I sent you so my naming system is right instead of an uneducated guess? That would be really appreciated... Thanks jerkies! Gotta go take care of Vern, Bobby Joe, Billy Sue and Emmy Moe now.
Gotta take Henry to a Rockies game on Sunday - but will definitely be taking your money Saturday night. It will go towards the medical bills for my ear.
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Hey did I get any "shout outs" for my participation in the making of the Sharp Chuckies latest release Rökning Dödar???
I still think we should give a copy of the hit single "The Legend of the Orange Truck Guy and Blue Truck Guy" to the orange truck guy and the blue truck guy...
Man, good thing I just got a buzz cut, cuz if I had the occasion to stumble into New Lebanon with my prior cut, they might've thought I was gay! Thanks to the Sharp Chuckies, I won't ever make that mistake!!!
