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The Sharp Chuckies
Rock / Rock / Rock

When Bad Beer Happens To Good Musicians



New Lebanon, New York
United States

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Last Login:  7/2/2009
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   The Sharp Chuckies: General Info
Member Since7/11/2005
Band Websitegone away
Band MembersThe London Ken

"Fast" Stikki Rikki Starr

Tim Of The Woods

Headcheese Fuck

Members we haven't seen in awhile, and we're starting to get worried: John B., Touch Me Tom (The Scoutmaster)
InfluencesAztec Camera, T'Pau, Morbid Angel, Insane Clown Posse
Sounds LikeCock rock and yacht rock.
Record LabelRink-E-Dink Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About The Sharp Chuckies
WE ARE THE SHARP CHUCKIES.

WE ARE THE MOST HANDSOMEST ALL-MALE ROCK GROUP FROM THE EASTERN UPSTATE NEW YORK REGION.


From the backwoods of New Lebanon, New York to the warehouses of Denver, the Sharp Chuckies have been providing its several fans with the best imaginable rock 'n' roll for the past twenty years or so. Their drummer enjoys crafting. Their name comes, in part, from a guy named Brian whose car was mostly primer. The 1994 album, Rökning Dödar., contains a version of Three Dog Night's immortal crapfest "Joy To The World" that they don't remember recording.

Did You Know:

...The Sharp Chuckies all prefer sneakers with laces to the kind with Velcro straps?

...The band has recorded its last three albums (Rökning Dödar, The Sharp Chuckies Kill Stuff, Wanted: Dead Or Alive) singing many of the vocal tracks with their mouths full of Cheetos?

...John B. used to be anti-establishment but ironically now lives on a survival compound in the mountains of Colorado?

...Touch Me Tom was in the band for only one week and appears on the band's first live album Live Down The Street From El Taco De Mexico and also the studio recording The Lost Album and Tom was kicked out of his high school choir for being tone deaf?

...Tim Of The Woods learned to play bass by watching Jaco Pastorious videos?

...The public outcry when Headcheese Fuck changed his name to "headcheesefuck" was so negative that he cried his eyes out like a little bitch?

...The London Ken's favorite Boz Scaggs song is "Lido Shuffle"?

...The "Fast" in "Fast" Stikki Rikki Starr's name refers not to his habit of not eating for religious reasons, but to the speed of his guitar playing?

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   The Sharp Chuckies's Friend Space (Top 8)
The Sharp Chuckies has 76 friends.
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Apr 19 2009 5:48 AM

Hey,

I just wanted to say thank you for turning me on to such great music that I still listen to and songs get stuck in my head to this day. Trip Shakespeare (I have Pearle in my head now), Husker Du, King Missile (I saw them live) Flipper, Leaving Trains, Meat Puppets, Twice Wilted, and of course your stuff!

Almost 20 years later I still listen to The Sharp Chickies!
Rick Saint & The Cuyler Boys





Apr 6 2009 1:52 AM

Hi from Denver,
Way Cool Songs!
The Boys & Me Wish You
All The Best
c0c0c0


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Mar 11 2009 7:30 AM

How about a red and green in xl and this new CD I can't find anywhere. Send me a figure and where to paypal you at and I will have it in your account on Friday.
STAR





Mar 11 2009 5:19 AM

shane has new material for the chuckies called the stapler.
also please send our shirts asap i can pay in wontons
c0c0c0


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Mar 8 2009 2:18 AM

I have I match today stuck in my head.
Expecially that guitar part!
c0c0c0


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Dec 2 2008 3:26 PM

Where is this new album? Wal Mart doesn't have it. I have been looking every week.
c0c0c0


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Aug 14 2008 3:52 AM

This is your two week notice! You rock! Come to Florida and play duck duck boots and hydras are extinct and get arrested!
le Ass Detective™





Aug 6 2008 10:16 AM

Sweeters! You guys are playing the Garden.
I'm so there!
c0c0c0


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Jul 25 2008 6:22 PM

Hey! A friendly reminder... Thanks!
c0c0c0


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Jul 3 2008 11:55 PM

Who asks nice?

I noticed you took down the site, was it expenses or you don't want to deal with it anymore? If it is expenses I can buy up the domain and host on my server for you, no charge. I am not using 1/100 of the bandwidth or space I am already paying for. I can give you FTP access to your folder so you have complete control of your content.

Let me know. thesharpchuckies. com and sharpchuckies. com are both available.
c0c0c0


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Jul 2 2008 9:52 PM

Hey Walmart doesn't have your new cd! WTF? I thought they carry everything! Where can I buy it?

Oh... I was supposed to remind you about below vvvvvv I forgoted.
c0c0c0


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Jun 19 2008 6:43 AM

Hey assholes!!!! Would it be possible if you could email me the real names and years of the albums I sent you so my naming system is right instead of an uneducated guess? That would be really appreciated... Thanks jerkies! Gotta go take care of Vern, Bobby Joe, Billy Sue and Emmy Moe now.
c0c0c0


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Jun 19 2008 6:29 AM

The Sharp Chuckies is the greatest rock and roll band of all time! Fuck Ya! Worldwide and intergalactic superstars!

Eric Estrada is hiding in the bushes waiting to pounce, he wants you he wants you yaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyler Danger Jacobson





Jun 17 2008 1:59 PM

Gotta take Henry to a Rockies game on Sunday - but will definitely be taking your money Saturday night. It will go towards the medical bills for my ear.
Tyler Danger Jacobson





May 5 2008 2:40 PM

Mechanical pencils WISH they were no. 2 pencils.
Tyler Danger Jacobson





May 2 2008 5:03 PM

Motley Crue can suck a chode. You'll never see Bob Mould having an MTV show all about and for the sole purpose of getting laid.
Little Fyodor & Babushka





Apr 17 2008 2:22 AM

Did you speak with British accents between songs?
Especially the word, "RAW-IGHT!"?
Little Fyodor & Babushka





Apr 16 2008 1:57 AM

Sounds familiar, um......WHEN was that?
Adam





Apr 14 2008 2:54 PM

What do you mean, "back then"? That was last week. It's amazing what a little Botox and a dead lamb can accomplish.
Adam





Apr 11 2008 4:20 PM

A pustule is a small collection of pus in the top layer of skin (epidermis) or beneath it in the dermis. Pustules frequently form in sweat glands or hair follicles. They form when clogged pores rupture under the surface. Usually found in oily areas. Also caused from clogged pores and squeezing blackheads.
le Ass Detective™





Apr 10 2008 8:53 AM

hey will you guys put the song, "finally an over fifty and gay snuff film traffic school" up?
le Ass Detective™





Apr 10 2008 8:48 AM

word.
I'M A BOY





Apr 4 2008 3:03 PM

the sharp chuckies are the new black!
Le Hooker™





Jan 15 2008 8:13 AM

Jesus walks into a hotel, throws a few nails down and says can you put me up for the night?
C$





Dec 31 2007 10:16 AM

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