She might know more than five chords, but she'll never let on. Behind her back the townies call her Dogface. This is the first thing she's ever done in her life, ever, because she was born yesterday.
Favorite Sounds: Ike & Tina, Wreckless Eric, Carter Family, The Vapors, Phil Seymour Turn Ons: Good dancers + air-hockey players, tight boy pants, old dirty novels, racist cartoons Turn Offs:Music store employees, red meat, Oasis
LI'L KRISTIN
DRUMS and ANIMAL NOISES
The prettiest drummer in Orlando!! She spent eight years thumping skins with her brother in a 60s tribute trip called Argento's Children. Known as Li'l Miss Squarepegs to a few, Kristin is the only cynic in Orlando with that many plastic necklaces.
Favorite Sounds: Dutch Outsiders, Lulu, Mummies, Shangri-Las Turn Ons: Smooching, buttons, What's Happening(tm), clothes steamers Turn Offs: Things that are uh-NOY-ing, being told to smile, driving
SWEET JEFFREY
BORROWED BASS and "FOREVER"s
He's everybody's buddy!! An alumni of local rock band The Hot Six and former Fu Manchu of groovy local venue The Trapper Keeper. Check out his photography, writing, and adventures at www.kickbrightzine.com. Visit his myspace page
Favorite Sounds: James Brown, Wolfie, Dressy Bessy, Velocity Girl, Rolling Stones Turn Ons: Thrift stores, urban exploring, shows and Kristin. Turn Offs: Small talk and green beans.
The news should go down like alka seltzer after bad fish: we done busted up, kids, so stop fucking bothering us. Go see Kristin + Jeffrey's new bands The Courtneys and Jeanie & The Tits. Thank you and goodnight. Luv, Perfect Hannah
FEATURING THE PRETTIEST DRUMMER IN ORLANDO!!
TRUTH
IS
POP MUSIC
The truth is that the guitar player only learned how to stand up and play chords like less than a year ago. And the drummer always gets her fishnets caught in her kick pedal. And the bass player didn't even have a bass of his own until about two months ago.
The Sharp Objects play songs about people they don't like. And about the crushing apathy that curdles their days on Earth. The Sharp Objects are harmless and cute and will kick your ass if you say otherwise. When you come up to us at parties and bars, remember that The Sharp Objects aren't hard to talk to... you are.
Music for X-offenders and juvenile delinquents recorded live on a Bugs Bunny tape player from a radio WPRK 91.5 broadcast. Later re-recorded from same Bugs Bunny tape recorder with a $3 microphone for upload. Enjoy, suckers.
Thanks for stopping by and checking out the music before. If you'd like you can get the free Maltese CD-R (click for download) which features synth and laptop beats to go along w/ the guitar atmospherics.
June 7, Thursday - Chicopee, MA @ Maximum Capacity
June 8, Friday - Amherst, MA @ Mercy House
June 9, Saturday - Saratoga Springs, NY @ King's Tavern
June 13, Wednesday - Buffalo, NY @ Club Diablo
June 14, Thursday - Pittsburgh, PA @ 31st St Pub
June 15, Friday - Akron, OH @ Chuck's Steakhouse
June 16, Saturday - Cleveland, OH @ Pat's in the Flats
June 18, Monday - Hamtramck, MI @ The Belmont
June 19, Tuesday - Toledo, OH @ Mickey Finn's Pub
June 20, Wednesday - Chicago, IL @ Cobra Lounge
June 21, Thursday - Dayton, OH @ Pearl
June 22, Friday - Columbus, OH @ Caf? Bourbon Street
June 23, Saturday - Indianapolis, IN @ Melody Inn
June 26, Tuesday - Cincinnati, OH @ Poison Room
June 27, Wednesday - Lexington, KY @ The Dame
June 28, Thursday - Lexington, KY @ CD Central (3pm in-store performance)
June 29, Friday - Knoxville, TN @ Corner Lounge
June 30, Saturday - Atlanta, GA @ Star Bar
July 4, Wednesday - Spartanburg, SC @ Ground Zero
July 5, Thursday - Charlotte, NC @ The Milestone
July 6, Friday - Winston-Salem, NC @ Millennium Ctr. (Heavy Rebel Weekender)
July 7, Saturday - Baltimore, MD @ Sidebar Tavern
July 11, Wednesday - New York, NY @ Lit Lounge
July 12, Thursday - Philadelphia, PA @ Pontiac Grill
July 13, Friday - Smithtown, NY (Venue TBA)
July 14, Saturday - Long Branch, NJ @ Brighton Bar
July 17, Tuesday - Somerville, MA @ Abbey Lounge
July 18, Wednesday - New Haven, CT @ Alchemy
July 19, Thursday - Chicopee, MA @ Maximum Capacity
July 20, Friday - Florence, MA @ Florence VFW
July 21, Saturday - Northampton, MA (Venue TBA)
If you'd like to help promote a show, go to www.thegenders.com (tour dates section)
MTV had a short spoof competition, and we made an entry (Julius is in it, Phil cowrote and directed it). We ran out of time and got kicked out of the stadium so the ending is incomprehensible, but we think you'll like the rest.
I am only in the lead by 2 votes. I need everyone to step up and help win this fight. In the end if I win there will be a nationally syndicated radio show from coast to coast featuring all of your favorite unsigned bands from Florida and beyond. This will be the perfect opportunity for these bands to get the exposure that they deserve and possibly get reconized by labels and other radio stations. Please click the link below and register it's free and easy. After you register check your email for your log in info. Log in and on the bottom right hand of any page on publicradioquest.com you will find "top affiliates" look for me I will be 1 or 2. click on view then listen to my audio file. Give it 5 stars and encourage others to do the same. Do it for your Scene, do it for your Bands, do it for me please.
Please click reply to this bulletin then copy my message.(That way you get the html code for the banner). Then repost and encourge others to do the same. Please I am begging this is important for everyone involved in local original music.
Tattoo Todd is currently entered in a contest to win a syndicated radio show on public radio. This means Nationwide exposure for the bands! Help not only Tattoo Todd but all your favorite "Scene" bands get the exposure they deserve. Click on the link below and register...registration is free and this is very important so don't be lazy. Also please leave a comment on the page so I know you voted and it keeps my post on top for new voters to see. Thanks for the support and Keep on Rockin-TA2
HEY!! we wanna invite you guys to our Florida shows, we got one in Miami at Churchill's Pub on Dec 13, that's on 5501 NE 2nd Ave, and one in Jacksonville the next day, Dec 14 at The Pearl on 1101 N Main St. Sorry, no Orlando or Tampa gigs.. we tried...
get more details on our page!!
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