“One thousand years from now the Earth is no more, due to cataclysmic horrors and apocalyptic wars, so we came from the future to save the past, so you’d better listen to us and you’d better listen fast!”
With these words The Synchrotron Mishap lays out a dire warning for all Earthlings and makes clear their intent to save the world of today from the terrors of the future!
Indeed, modern ladies and gentleman, there is not a moment to waste if we are to save the world of today from sliding into the T-Rex like gnashing maws of the years ahead. From a bleak and war torn future the crazed captains of the Synchrotron Mishap have traveled back in time to warn one and all and to try and set things right before matters can get far worse. Using the mask of rock and roll, these intrepid time traveling warriors, have come to us to fight against the forces of tyranny, injustice, and ear wax buildup.
Listen carefully…the secret to saving the present (and thereby the future) lies not so hidden within their wise words…
Dear Shaving Mishap,
Ithaca just hasn't rocked since you left. Please come back and write a song about potato pancakes. That would be sweet.
Love, Rocksteady
Thank you for rockin and not tryin to be hip hopin and not leaving me myspace message that say "all love baby girl" proceeded by your instead of you're. And you all look so lovely in orange....
