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  • Dave Grant

  • 30 / Male
  • San Diego, California, US
  • Last Login: 12/22/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Telling stories. My medium of choice? Film.

  • Music

    "Weird Al" Yankovic Anything that really moves me at a given moment. I really like female vocal (ie Jewel, Sarah McLachlan, Tori Amos, Ani DeFranco, etc.) Anything but country, really.

  • Movies

    It's a Wonderful Life Ghostbusters American Movie The Princess Bride

  • Television

    The Shield A&E Biography I don't watch much TV these days. It sucks me in too readily.

  • Books

    When I'm on the john. Usually reading three books at once: an autobiography, a historical commentary on a subject of interest (roads, serial killers, sociology, Anne Frank, etc.), and a graphic novel.

  • Heroes

    Read: Who I'd like to meet.

Truth Box

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Columbus, Ohio and Jacksonville, Florida
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: retail is the day job till I sell some more stuff
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

  • Kent State University-Main Campus

    • Kent,Ohio
    • Graduated: 2001
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Theatre
    • Minor: English
    • Clubs: Tried out to be Flash, the mascot, once...
    1997 to 2001

  • Big Walnut High School

    • Sunbury,Ohio
    • Graduated: 1997
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Theatre
    1992 to 1997

Companies

  • EB Games

    • US
    • Store Manager
    11/01-present

  • Millstone Movies

    • Columbus, Ohio US
    • producer, writer, director, actor
    '99-present

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About me:

Trust me, ladies. You DO NOT want to leave your husbands for me!! But you do want to leave your boyfriends for me. That's okay.

When I die, I want my tombstone - yes, stone and not just a marker - to read:..

Sheepdog David Grant
August 16, 1979 - ?
Storyteller.



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My Resume.

..TRAINING..

B.A. in Theatre Arts from Kent State University

..WORK HISTORY OUTSIDE OF FILM AND STAGE..

GAMESTOP, INC
Store Manager - November 2001 to Present
CAMP LAZARUS
Camp Counselor (various positions) - 95, 96, 97, and 99
CAMP BLUE RIDGE
Camp Counselor - 2000
SERVICE CORPORATION, INT
Funeral Sales - 2000
BEST BUY
Merchandising Team - 1998
BIG BEAR
Bakery - 1998

..WORK WITHIN THE ENTERTAINMENT FIELDS..

..ACTING WORK..
FILM
Toaster - Michael
According to Satan - Satan/Whitey McChalkskin/Oloff/Gamer_Bob/Santa Claus/etc.
The Big Date - Nate
El Squeeze III: Squeeze Fiction - Flock of Seagulls
STAGE - KENT STATE UNIVERSITY The Lady from Maxim - The Duke Del Valmont
Hamlet - The Ghost
Toons - Joker
MacBeth - Angus
Witness for the Prosecution - Officer/Bailiff
Life is a Dream - Chorus
STAGE - OTHER
Jesus and the Nine Inch Nails - Jesus
The Trip to Bountiful - Ludie

..TECHNICAL WORK..
WRITING - FILM
Toaster
El Squeeze
El Squeeze II: Interview with a Squeeze
El Squeeze III: Squeeze Fiction
The Big Date
According to Satan (8 episodes)
Two Potatoes and a Spud (48 Hour Film)
WRITING - THEATRE
Toons
Beef
Plugged In
DIRECTION - FILM
El Squeeze
El Squeeze II: Interview with a Squeeze
According to Satan (16 episodes)
PRODUCTION
Toaster
El Squeeze
El Squeeze II: Interview with a Squeeze
El Squeeze III: Squeeze Fiction
According to Satan (16 episodes)
EDITING
Toaster - Opening Credits
El Squeeze
El Squeeze II: Interview with a Squeeze
El Squeeze III: Squeeze Fiction
The Big Date
According to Satan (16 episodes)
OTHER WORK
Intern with HQ Pictures from June, 2006 to July, 2007
Assistant to Art Director for Little Boyz Dreams's "The Yardsale"
Miniature and other special effects for “According to Satan”
Original Score and Songs for “According to Satan”
AWARDS
Best Line (Two Potatoes and a Spud)
Honorable Mention: Best Writing (Two Potatoes and a Spud)

..OUTSIDE OF FILM..
OTHER WRITING
"Roscoe" - featured in "Oh Comics!" #16
"American Boy" - newspaper comic strip, ran one year
"Lab Monkeys" - magazine and online comic

..AWARDS AND DECORATIONS..
Eagle Scout
Perfect Attendance - Big Walnut High School




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Who I'd like to meet:

This part is slightly vague, I think. It could be asking me to answer one of two possible things. Which people in history would I like to meet? Or. . .who I'd like to meet through myspace. Since I am not particularly here to meet people (though it'd be nice to network and stuff), I'll answer the first question first.

Jesus
Steve McQueen
The Three Stooges
Weird Al
Steven Speilberg
Jimmy Stewart
Alfred Hitchcock
Smith Wigglesworth
Anne Frank
Laura Hillenbrand
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Bette Davis
Charlie Chaplin
Don Knotts and Tim Conway
Bill Murray

As far as who I'd like to meet as a result of being on here, I'm more interested in reconnecting with old friends and maintaining that connection. But I'm not entirely opposed to meeting new people, so a brief description of those people. . .hmm. . .

I really hold intelligence at a high esteem. Funny and fun. Mostly happy, but not overly happy. Someone with an even number of toes I dont care if you have ten or not, just as long as you have an even number of them, thats important

No crack addicts I like my stuff to stay in my house and not be carted around the neighborhood for sale

An appreciation for cynicism and sarcasm.

I'd kinda like to meet someone who doesn't feel pain. I saw a documentary about a little girl that didnt feel pain, and she had to have her teeth pulled and had to wear goggles and stuff. She runs into corners and says Ouch only because her parents taught her to. Meeting someone like that might be fun. Especially if theyre a midget too. A flair for interior design. Maybe a smokers cough, but they cant be an actual smoker. But they should also have a smokey voice. Yeah. Lots of money to make movies that will never make lots of money. No Avian Flu, Sars, or Herpes. Someone with a head. Dont care if they possess legs, arms, genitalia, or a torso, but a head is essential. ......

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